derpy hooves

January 8, 1983

Vito: *Arrives at প্রথমপাতা in his car*
Q: *Waiting in a sedan with two other stallions* That's him.
Stallion 42: That sure is a nice house.
Vito: *Walks out of the car*
Q: Shoot him.
Stallion 38: *Looks back* Cop!
Q: *Pulls out a map*
Police Pony: *Stops behind the sedan, and walks out of his car*
Stallion 42: Oh shit.
Q: Relax. *Opens the window*
Police Pony: নমস্কার guys, আপনি need some help?
Q: Yeah, I think we took a wrong turn. We're trying to reach Los Angeles.
Police Pony: আপনি know where 221 is?
Q: I think so.
Police Pony: It's just east of here, so আপনি go right. Then keep heading south. Then...

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It was a beautiful দিন in Manehattan as the sun rose, and-

Gordon: This is the wrong intro! This is the intro for Die Hard With A Vengeance! TURN EVERYTHING OFF!!!! *Waits for everything to turn off. After that, he calms down* Now, we're going to প্রদর্শনী আপনি the real intro for this fanfic.

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San Franciscolt 1995

Mexicans: *Driving a black Flim Decade at high speed passing lots of cars*
Ponies: *Watching the Mexicans pass him*
Mexicans: *Crossing the Bay...

After seeing Tom, Nikki went back to the landscaping company to continue her work.

Mare 25: আপনি get to see Tom again at Wawa?
Nikki: Shut up. *Laughs*
Mare 25: When are আপনি going to ask him out?
Nikki: We're only friends.

Another mare walks over to them.

Melanie: Can any of আপনি help me find a tree?
Nikki: I got আপনি covered.
Melanie: Thank you. দ্বারা the way, I'm new to Ponyville. I'm Melanie Lockmann.
Nikki: I'm Nikki West. Put 'er there. *Shakes hooves with Melanie* So what kind of বৃক্ষ are আপনি lookin' for?
Melanie: Anything with some nice leaves, অথবা ফুলেরডালি on it. প্রদর্শনী me the prettiest trees আপনি have....

minty:tell us who আপনি are
rainbow dash:yeah!!! plz tell us who আপনি are
napoleon:they are the guardians(W.I.T.C.H.)
cornelia:napoleon get প্রথমপাতা now and leaf us guardians(W.I.T.C.H.) alone while we take care of these ponys
PONYS IN UNISION:O!!!!!!

AFTER THE PONYS NOW WHO THEY ARE(W.I.T.C.H.) THE DECIDED TO MEET EACH OTHER STARTING FROM THEIR NAMES

rainbow dash:so now we know who আপনি are so now plz tell us you're names
WILL:I'M WILL
IRMA:I'M IRMA
TARANEE:TARANEE
CORNELIA:CORNELIA
HAY LIN:NICE TO MEET আপনি I'M খড় LIN
RAINBOW DASH:I'M রামধনু DASH
MINTY:I'M MINTY

AFTER THE PONYS KNOW THEIR NAMES THE PONYS ASK...

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Jerry is now the narrator

Narrator: 1982 was definitely a rocky বছর for us. It was off to a good start, but when Harlan joined us in February, things started to go downhill. Vito even had a few other বন্দুক stashed in other spots in case one of our family members found us, and tried to get us back into the life of crime. I even considered moving out of the state, and into the east coast of Equestria, but every town I suggested was recently taken over দ্বারা our family. Not only were we having problems avoiding the family, and MS13, but we হারিয়ে গেছে our jobs at the winery, and we were getting...

Scoo-Ta-Loo Burst through the Schoolhouse doors and ran right past Sweetie Belle and আপেল Bloom who were trying to get her attention. She grabbed her scooter and sped off as fast as her little wings could সরানো her, for today her Mom and Dad where coming home!

It seemed like it took forever, but she finally reached her প্রথমপাতা and pushed open the door calling out, “Mom, Dad I’m home.” But to her disappointment there was no answer. She soon found a note and read it

Dear Scoo-Ta-Loo,
Father and I are off to mainhatten on an important assignment. We should be in a দিন অথবা two, so until we get back...