Kowalski's দিন Off!

The HQ
"BOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
Kowalski flies across the room, hitting the দেওয়াল with a thud and landing on the hard concrete. Skipper, Rico, and Private turnaround from their game of Texas Hold 'Em to find Kowalski frantically waddling back into his smoldering lab, which is at this point enveloped in a layer of green smoke.
Skipper: And right when I had the winning hand!
Skipper puts down his deck of cards and storms off into the green smoke.
Skipper: Kowalski! Come out here!
Skipper exits the lab with Kowalski trailing behind him.
Skipper: Kowalski, can আপনি explain to us why আপনি have interrupted our game of Texas Hold 'Em with that deafening blast?
Kowalski: ...Well, I was just working on my new Ultraviolet খাবার Dispenser...
Kowalski pulls out a completely smoldered mechanism, which after a couple সেকেন্ড cracks and falls to the floor.
Kowalski: Or, in this case, was working on it...
Skipper: I think it would be better if আপনি just took a break from all this science gibberish, maybe আপনি can go out for a walk in the park!
Private: আপনি have been working on that invention for quite some time now, Kowalski!
Rico: Uh-huh!
Kowalski: Alright, I'll take a break from the scientific breakthroughs, but only for one day!
Skipper: Fine.
Kowalski leaves the habitat and goes wondering off to the park, searching for rest.

The Park
Kowalski strolls about the almost completely empty park, watching the cirrus clouds swirl and meander in the chilly sky.
Kowalski: I guess I do need a break... most of my inventions have failed to reach completion অথবা even function correctly.
Kowalski decides to sit under a large oak and watch the snowcone stand operate. ফ্রেড pops out of the oak from a large gap, carrying multiple acorns. About to leave his hole, ফ্রেড accidently drops 5 of the acorns upon the almost asleep penguin.
*Ker-plunk!*
Kowalski: Oww! What was that?
Fred: Oh, sorry fat pigeon!
Kowalski: I'm not a pigeon, as a matter of fact, I'm actually a penguin.
Fred: No... আপনি look আরো like a pigeon. See? আপনি have wings.
Kowalski: Uh.. flippers. And I'm a penguin.
Fred: But how did আপনি switch your wings to flippers in two seconds?
Kowalski: I was born with flippers.
Fred: No, you're a pigeon. Pigeons have wings.
Kowalski: I'm not a pigeon!
Fred: Did আপনি say pigeon অথবা gibbon?
Kowalski: Pigeon, and I'm not-
Fred: I wonder if this place has gibbons... I've always wanted to see a gibbon.
Kowalski: *Face-flipper* আপনি know what? Just never mind, I'm leaving now.
ফ্রেড watches Kowalski get up and begin to leave.
Fred: Wait, but are আপনি a pigeon অথবা a gibbon?
Kowalski turns around angrily.
Kowalski: I. Am. A. PENGUIN!!!!!!!!

Back at HQ
Skipper just made some fresh coffee, and Private and Rico are fighting over whether to watch the "Lunacorns" অথবা "Destruction Galore" on TV. Kowalski barges in angry and probably not as calm as Skipper expected. Kowalski storms into his lab and shuts the door.
Skipper: ...
Private turns around.
Private: .....I guess your plan didn't work that well, Skipper.
Skipper: ....Meh, oh well. He'll get over it *Sips coffee*