দ্যা পেঙ্গুইন অব মাদাগাস্কার Article: Kowalski's দিন Off!

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posted by Bluepenguin

Kowalski's দিন Off!

The HQ
"BOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
Kowalski flies across the room, hitting the দেওয়াল with a thud and landing on the hard concrete. Skipper, Rico, and Private turnaround from their game of Texas Hold 'Em to find Kowalski frantically waddling back into his smoldering lab, which is at this point enveloped in a layer of green smoke.
Skipper: And right when I had the winning hand!
Skipper puts down his deck of cards and storms off into the green smoke.
Skipper: Kowalski! Come out here!
Skipper exits the lab with Kowalski trailing behind him.
Skipper: Kowalski, can আপনি explain to us why আপনি have interrupted our game of Texas Hold 'Em with that deafening blast?
Kowalski: ...Well, I was just working on my new Ultraviolet খাবার Dispenser...
Kowalski pulls out a completely smoldered mechanism, which after a couple সেকেন্ড cracks and falls to the floor.
Kowalski: Or, in this case, was working on it...
Skipper: I think it would be better if আপনি just took a break from all this science gibberish, maybe আপনি can go out for a walk in the park!
Private: আপনি have been working on that invention for quite some time now, Kowalski!
Rico: Uh-huh!
Kowalski: Alright, I'll take a break from the scientific breakthroughs, but only for one day!
Skipper: Fine.
Kowalski leaves the habitat and goes wondering off to the park, searching for rest.

The Park
Kowalski strolls about the almost completely empty park, watching the cirrus clouds swirl and meander in the chilly sky.
Kowalski: I guess I do need a break... most of my inventions have failed to reach completion অথবা even function correctly.
Kowalski decides to sit under a large oak and watch the snowcone stand operate. ফ্রেড pops out of the oak from a large gap, carrying multiple acorns. About to leave his hole, ফ্রেড accidently drops 5 of the acorns upon the almost asleep penguin.
*Ker-plunk!*
Kowalski: Oww! What was that?
Fred: Oh, sorry fat pigeon!
Kowalski: I'm not a pigeon, as a matter of fact, I'm actually a penguin.
Fred: No... আপনি look আরো like a pigeon. See? আপনি have wings.
Kowalski: Uh.. flippers. And I'm a penguin.
Fred: But how did আপনি switch your wings to flippers in two seconds?
Kowalski: I was born with flippers.
Fred: No, you're a pigeon. Pigeons have wings.
Kowalski: I'm not a pigeon!
Fred: Did আপনি say pigeon অথবা gibbon?
Kowalski: Pigeon, and I'm not-
Fred: I wonder if this place has gibbons... I've always wanted to see a gibbon.
Kowalski: *Face-flipper* আপনি know what? Just never mind, I'm leaving now.
ফ্রেড watches Kowalski get up and begin to leave.
Fred: Wait, but are আপনি a pigeon অথবা a gibbon?
Kowalski turns around angrily.
Kowalski: I. Am. A. PENGUIN!!!!!!!!

Back at HQ
Skipper just made some fresh coffee, and Private and Rico are fighting over whether to watch the "Lunacorns" অথবা "Destruction Galore" on TV. Kowalski barges in angry and probably not as calm as Skipper expected. Kowalski storms into his lab and shuts the door.
Skipper: ...
Private turns around.
Private: .....I guess your plan didn't work that well, Skipper.
Skipper: ....Meh, oh well. He'll get over it *Sips coffee*

Colonelpenguin, yokaisummoner and 3 others like this

skipperfan5431 This story rocks!!! Im pretty sure Fred would ACTUALLY say all that crap too! XD

BirdG Great story. Short and nice. And absolutely not Out of Character! (What's the opposite for OOC?) I already liked Kowalski's conversations with Fred in "Mask of the Raccoon" and "Otter gone wild" and you really did some nice job. Really great! 10 stars (of 10)

alex356 Hahahaha fred is funny

yokaisummoner HA! I LUV IT! I luv it when Fred and Kowalski interacts...it's always hilarious. Poor Kowalski.

LtKowalski I AM A PENGUIN!

ouch!!

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Curse আপনি Parker the Platupus!

posted by TheRatKing1

( Author's note: I realize there are minor punctuation and capitalization errors. ignore those, and please concentrate on the story.)

“Curse আপনি Parker the Platypus!” – A P.o.M অনুরাগী fiction.
August 20th, 2011. Seaville Aqua Fun Park. Staten Island, New York.
Parker the platypus sighed in frustration and utter boredom as he rested his elbows on the stone ledge surrounding his habitat- if আপনি could even call it /that/. Did these bozos /actually/ expect him to perform?
“Seaville Aqua Fun Park’s Trained Platypus : Percy!”, the sign above his habitat read. How this place stayed open after...

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Skipper's Curse (5): Found and হারিয়ে গেছে

posted by peacebaby7

I scanned Marlene from head to toe. Her once beautiful eyes were still blank, yet her expression was warped with anger. Her paws were in fists, balled to her sides and she was poised for combat. I’ll admit, Marlene’s extremely attractive when she’s angry—hey, don’t judge me, I’m entitled to an opinion!—but the way she was looking at me at that moment, like she wanted to decorate the room with my insides, never have I longed to see her smile আরো in my life.

Blowhole must’ve sensed my shock, because his laughter once again pulled...

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Fools in April

posted by TheRatKing1

(my first in a series of episode style অনুরাগী fictions. and দ্বারা that, i mean, the sort of stuff you'd see in an episode)

April 1st, 2013.

The Penguins woke up early that morning. Skipper watched the rest of his team tiredly crawl out of bed. Kowalski was first, followed দ্বারা Private, and Rico....well, he just sort of rolled out of বিছানা and hit the floor. He was still asleep.

Several attempts to wake him up were made until Private had the bright idea of placing a মাছ near Rico's head, intending for him to eat it when the crazed bird woke up, but just before he could place it on the stone floor, Rico's...

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Long, long ago..

posted by Skiparah

He was just a পেংগুইন with a growing depression. Not a word in the world could take the weight of the infliction off his shoulders. He was a পেংগুইন who just needed to run away and have a good cry. But he wouldn't let that happen. He knew he couldn't. I'm a man.I'm a man. He told himself that so many times. Now he walked, head hanging, shoulders drooped. Here could be found no glory, no spirit of freedom, no lack of affliction. Only the mark of an outcast, the weight of regection and hate were seen. Rain clouds were drawn to him overhead. Slowly raindrops began to fall. Not after long rain...

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Body Swap Part 5

posted by sowem

Sorry you, always have to wait so long, I keep struggling to decide what happens পরবর্তি and the it's power outages, exams, etc. All of the sudden my computer won't let me on ফ্যানপপ and I have to use my dad's computer.

Skipper: Hey, the hatch finally opened!
Marlene: There's the braniac!

They all went for him, but as they jumped 1 দ্বারা 1 Kowalski paralyzed them. And once the king froze Mort jumped onto his (Skipper's) feet, knowing that Julien can't kick him away now, then he got ফ্রোজেন too.

Julien: Show's আপনি for touching the feet!

Kowalski: That's everyone! Wait! I'm missing one!

Skipper: Over here!...

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পেংগুইন Bloopers: Romantic গিটার <3 (from Littlefoot)

posted by peacebaby7

দ্বারা request of link. Hope আপনি enjoy it. :)
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Romantic Guitar: Take 1

Skipper: Somewhere inside that abomination burns some ember of our Marlene. And I know just how to reach it. Rico! গিটার me! Por favor!

Rico: *hacks up guitar*

Skipper: (not realizing that its an electric guitar) *plucks string* *LOUD গিটার SOUND*

Private/Kowalski/Skipper: Aaah! My ears!!!!

Rico: AHHH YEAH!

Director: Rico! Spanish guitar! Not electric!

Kowalski: What about Danish metrics?

Private: No! I think he ব্যক্ত Famous sitar tactics!

Kowalski: Oh yeah Private! That makes sense!

Skipper: What are we...

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The পেংগুইন Who Loved Me (2)

posted by peacebaby7

“Sorry about that compadre. Not too much I can do about him. Anyway, we are going to help আপনি get over this.” Skipper told Kowalski after Julien’s attempted interference. “But how?” Kowalski asked. “Ugh! Enough Kowalski! I’ve had enough of your ‘buts’!” Private suppressed a giggle. “Private! Do আপনি have to giggle at every ‘but’ reference?” Skipper asked the young cadet angrily. “Sorry sir.” Private replied. “What do আপনি want to do Kowalski?” Skipper asked his lieutenant. “Wallow in self-pity…” Kowalski muttered. Skipper slapped him. “Kowalski! There’s...

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Hans Strikes Back Chapter 8

posted by legendary7

The pengins began to proceed their journey before the sun came up to spare themselves from the blistering sun for awhile. That morning the heat was untoleratentable. দ্বারা eleven Rico couldn't take walking anymore, so he slid on his belly.

As they inclined up a পাহাড় Private's eyes randomly began to light up. He daydreamed off into the distance. It wasn't long before Rico and Kowalski joined him in his gaze.

"What are আপনি boys looking at? I don't see anything." Skipper questioned.

"Don't আপনি see the H.Q.?" Kowalski ব্যক্ত pointing to nothing.

"No, what are আপনি talking about Kowalski? It's a...

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Where I Belong Chapter 5: The Cold Hard Truth

posted by legendary7

Note: This is not the final chapter. There's going to be one অথবা maybe a couple more. I hope I get আরো মতামত this time, because last time I didn't get as many মতামত as anticiapated. Please, comment, if আপনি wish, আপনি don't have to, though.

The পরবর্তি দিন Skipper went fishing again, and Private was alone. Private took the diary and tried to take off from where he had left off.
Dear Diary,
It is the দিন before the wedding.
No that wasn't it. He finally reached it.
Dear Diary,
.......................... we decided to name him Private.
Private dropped the book in shock. Then it hit him: his mother's...

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Where I Belong Chapter 2: Goodnight, Private

posted by legendary7

As the figure got closer Private shut his eyes and fell into a deep sleep. Skipper emerged out of the fog and rushed to Private's side.
S: "Private! Private, wake up! Please speak to me!"
Skipper put his head to Private's ice cold chest. A faint heartbeat caught his attention. His raced through the treacherous blizzard. He concluded his sprint when they reached a cave. Skipper held Private tight in his trembling flippers. He strode deeper into the cave with Private in his grasp firmly. Even though the immense cave seemed dank and mysterious, Skipper felt comfortable in it. After all, this was...

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Goodbye Private Chapter 6

posted by legendary7

They tired and hungry, especially the lemurs who weren't used to walking so long.
Ma: "I'm beat. Can we stop for the night."
K: "Negative,"
The whole team was yawning. It was apparent they all needed rest.

---Factory---
It was dead silent for awhile.
P: "Help! Please some one!"
N: "I don't think anyone can hear আপনি from in here, Private."
Private noticed Skipper groaning.
P: "Skipper, are আপনি sure you're okay?"
S: "I have a major headache,"
N: "Wait, Skipper, did আপনি say আপনি were tired and dizzy before?"
S: "Yes, but why does that matter?"
N: "Did আপনি get hit on your head?"
S: "Yeah, matter of fact I lost...

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Mad Scientist (part 1)

posted by chaos-ice

“Ah huh, Bingo!” Kowalski ব্যক্ত proudly.

“What is it Kowalski?” Skipper asked as he moves near Kowalski.

“I have completed my energy converter and it’s now ready for action” Kowalski said.

“So what does it do? I hope this gotta be good” Skipper crossed his flippers

“It will convert negative energy to positive energy and vice versa” Kowalski replied.

“Okay, now explain it in English, less brainiac” Skipper ব্যক্ত sarcastically.

“This thing can convert evil things to goodness” Kowalski explained.

“And?” Skipper asked thinking that this device might also have a negative...

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A Week in Death Chapter 3: Is this true?

posted by 67Dodge

Skipper couldn't really describe it, the car crashing into him, he didn't feel much, all he could describe the feeling as being: "Like a cork popping out of a wine bottle". He looked around and all he saw were cars zooming across the road, then realized his team was gone, he walked around endlessly. "Well it seems we got separated দ্বারা that bump," ব্যক্ত Skipper. "Gotta get back to the HQ, they're probably worried to death about me," ব্যক্ত Skipper. Skipper then looked around and saw a map on the ground, he picked it up and looked at the রাস্তা he was at. "Ah, just 2 miles away, not very far at all,"...

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Highschool!- Part 9

posted by skipperfan5431

Kowalski unlocked the doors and Lilly jumped into the front seat. "Hey. Ready to go?" Lilly asked, waving goodbye to her mother. Kowalski nodded his head and drove off to their destination.
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তারিখ LOCATION!!!!!!
"Kowalski. When can I take this blindfold off?" Lilly asked, touching the blue cloth on her eyes. "Now." Kowalski replied. Parking the car. Lilly removed the blindfold from her eyes and saw a large gray building with a big blue model earth on top. "Is this the.." "Yeah! The science center!" Kowalski exclaimed, bouncing with excitment....

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PoM Comic বই Better Than Episodes?

posted by Bluepenguin

I'm পাঠ করা some of the synopsises of the PoM comic বই on Madagascar Wikia, and some are better than the real episodes!

Issue 1: Synopsis - "Join the Penguins of Madagascar on an all-new mission! When the Penguins discover that the zoo's new platypus Mia has been separated from her eggs, they put their military minds together to hatch a plan for a Great Escape - back to her native Australia! Goodbye New York, Hello adventure!"

Issue 2: Synopsis - "Stranded in Brazil, Skipper enlists the help of some unusual locales, including a snake named Jose who is anything but, in order to reunite his...

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The Penguins meet Meep (Part 1/3)

posted by Katie_Kat200

আপনি know that Phineas and Ferb episode where they find that alien that only says "Meep!" (HEY I CAN BE A অনুরাগী OF OTHER SHOWS!) Well, I think our boys should meet Meep now. Don't ask, I just came up with this at the শীর্ষ of my head.

Authors Note: This is like a transcript, so আপনি can act it out with your friends

Scene 1: পেংগুইন Habitat, on শীর্ষ of the floe
Kowalski: Alright, Rico, ready to test my new invention?
Rico: Uh-huh!
Kowalski: Alright! (holds up a complicated looking machine) ready?
Rico: Yeah! (puts on baseball glove)
Kowalski: Playball! (he hold up the machine and shoots a baseball up in the...

Marlene's Choice Parts 1 and 2

posted by CoolNala

Part 1 - The হারিয়ে গেছে Otter
Setting: A দুর্গ near the ocean on the Western U.S. Coast.
A King ভোঁদড় continues to খুঁজুন for his wife, who suddenly disappeared years পূর্বে one night.
Unbeknownst to him, she would later bore a pup.
So, our story begins with him talking with his squire.
King Otter: "Oh squire, I have searched for years now, but still my wife... She is yet to be found."
Squire: "Don't give up your highness. There's still hope."
Before the King could answer, a messenger appeared.
Messenger: "Your majesty. I just received some wonderful news."
King Otter: "What is it, Leah (messenger's name)?"...

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I am no longer a POM fan.

posted by ThatDarnHippo

Yup. I have officially হারিয়ে গেছে interest of POM. I can't really explain it - I've outgrown it.

My পছন্দ shows have always been adult FBI action shows. Such as Fringe, Bones, and Criminal Minds. If আপনি like POM and other child friendly shows, then I suggest আপনি don't check these out.

I also প্রণয় comedy. But adult comedy. I've liked it since the 5th grade when I barely understood most of the jokes (I didn't get most of the jokes until the 6th grade). Its always appealed to me and I've outgrown কার্টুন at around the age of 11. I would probably still প্রণয় them if they replaced the আবর্জনা we see on...

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The Feather of the Crystal বাজপাখি (part1)

posted by Icicle1penguin

This is one looong chapter. XD
And it has me in it! :3
Seriously. Long chapter. Find time to read it. XD

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Chapter 1: For starters

Monday. 10:03 a.m.

It was a warm breezy দিন in the মাস of May (Hey, that rhymed!). The penguins were lying around the HQ, bored. Their training was done for the day, sooner then Skipper expected.

Kowalski was mixing different chemicals at one corner of the room, hoping to discover something out of the blue. Rico was just brushing his doll girlfriend's plastic hair...for 52 মিনিট straight. Private was watching TV, changing the channels...