shes tough well i dont really like her its just that she looks tough and might win!

Lindsay would probably just hit them with her car.

She has God on her side!

Just kidding... none of them. They'd all pass out, either drunk or after taking way too many drugs, before the fight even started.

PARIS HILTON WOULD LOSE

LOL, dazl! Paris would just throw loads of cash at Britney and Lindsay and distract them so she could bash them over their heads with her purse made of pure gold.

Britney doesn't have any real hair that the other two can pull on. That's definitely an advantage.

Thank you for putting celebrity in quotes. Anyways, Britney would snap Paris like a twig with her thighs (a la Jordan from Scrubs), then she would take her stripper pole and ram it though Lindsay's heart.

well said dazl:p
Lindsay will crash her car and leave it on the spot and wouldnt even remember because she would be so drunk ;)

"Daddy, go kill Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. Thanks Daddy."
"No problem. Here's a million dollars."

Just give her a few beers..... I hope she kills Paris Hilton, S.S.W.....

They all have AIDS (or so to say by mii brother!) and they all do DRUGS so basically Brit cuz shes the only diff one!

(Thanks for the thought bro!)

Paris would be standing on the sidelines saying "that's hot" every few seconds... Then comes her erec... nevermind. >.> =P

well it has to be brit the only one who probably knows how to through a punch I mean she just screams trailer park and you know not to mess with girls from the trailer park or you gonna get bitch slapped.

why? cos she married kevin federline,got pregnant by him,shaved her head,flashed the universe her vajay-jay,screwed up at the VMA's,got divorced,got her kids taken away from her and she's still out shopping for retail at Rodeo Drive...she's gangsta.

plus,Paris is too weak to even throw a punch and Lindsay is too stoned to even know what's happening.

wow,I'm mean today.

omg ceesau05 you have a great point!!!!