Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did আপনি get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A পেংগুইন rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat, when she sees an হাতি she puts her wedding ring on.
Chuck Norris has got golden yellow pee. He likes clean bananas.
Get it? His banana, it's clean? A কলা is yellow?
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says:"OK, now what?"
A হাঁস walksinto a bar, goes up to the barman, and asks him, "Can I have a piece of bread?"
The Barman replies, "No, we don't serve খাবার here."
A little later the হাঁস goes back to the barman and asks,"Can I have a piece of bread?"
The Barman replies, "I've already told you, no we don't serve খাবার here."
A little later after that, the হাঁস goes up to the barman AGAIN and asks, "Can I have a piece of bread>"
The Barman has had enough, "I'll tell আপনি for the last time,No, wo don't have any bread, we don't serve any খাবার here. Now if আপনি come back and ask me for breadone last time,I'll nail both of your feet to the floor!"
The হাঁস goes away and returns a short time later and asks, "Do আপনি have any nails?"
The Barman says, "No, we don't have any nails."
"Well", উত্তর the duck. "How about a piece of রুটি then?"!!!
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did আপনি get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A পেংগুইন rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat, when she sees an হাতি she puts her wedding ring on.
Chuck Norris has got golden yellow pee. He likes clean bananas.
Get it? His banana, it's clean? A কলা is yellow?
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says:"OK, now what?"
A হাঁস walksinto a bar, goes up to the barman, and asks him, "Can I have a piece of bread?"
The Barman replies, "No, we don't serve খাবার here."
A little later the হাঁস goes back to the barman and asks,"Can I have a piece of bread?"
The Barman replies, "I've already told you, no we don't serve খাবার here."
A little later after that, the হাঁস goes up to the barman AGAIN and asks, "Can I have a piece of bread>"
The Barman has had enough, "I'll tell আপনি for the last time,No, wo don't have any bread, we don't serve any খাবার here. Now if আপনি come back and ask me for breadone last time,I'll nail both of your feet to the floor!"
The হাঁস goes away and returns a short time later and asks, "Do আপনি have any nails?"
The Barman says, "No, we don't have any nails."
"Well", উত্তর the duck. "How about a piece of রুটি then?"!!!
I প্রণয় this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on ডিজনি channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a প্রদর্শনী that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.
Anyway I প্রণয় this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the ডিজনি channel. I প্রণয় the characters. It's interesting and funny, I প্রণয় that its not a typical ডিজনি comedy and I প্রণয় that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
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Trillion has 12 zeros
Quadrillion has 15 zeros
Quintillion has 18 zeros
Sextillion has 21 zeros
Septillion has 24 zeros
Octillion has 27 zeros
Nonillion has 30 zeros
Decillion has 33 zeros
Undecillion has 36 zeros
Duodecillion has 39 zeros
Tredecillion has 42 zeros
Quattuordecillion has 45 zeros
Quindecillion has 48 zeros
Sexdecillion has 51 zeros
Septendecillion has 54 zeros
Octodecillion has 57 zeros
Novemdecillion has 60 zeros
Vigintillion has 63 zeros
Googol has 100 zeros.
Centillion has 303 zeros (except in Britain, where it has 600 zeros)
Googolplex has a googol of zeros
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