i made sandwiches last night… but after clearing up.. the start of a horrible night begins…
i went outside of my house to clear the trash and suddenly had a traumatic tummy ache… the pain was so bad that i stopped whatever i did and went to the toilet.. in the process.. my nose and throat ( both on the inside ) suddenly got very very itchy and irritated…. suddenly my eyes start to swell.. i can feel my eyes going smaller and smaller… i was still in the process of you-know-what…. all of a sudden my nose started filling up with mucus and my throat with phlegm… i cant breathe.. i tried using my nose অথবা mouth.. very little air went through… i suffered on the toilet bowl for about 10 mins…
after which i immediately took a shower… when i stood up from the toilet bowl i felt my entire chest got tight… the breathing got even harder.. i was sort of panting and gasping for আরো air… quickly finished the ঝরনা and rushed to the room… lied down flat on the bed.. closed my eyes and JZ.. trying to calm myself down.. i felt my chest got tighter… this time round.. i could feel someone pressing something on me…. and i could feel as if someone was trying to সীল my হৃদয় chakra…the process went on and the হৃদয় chakra started to hurt….
the first instinct was to do PJHS…. followed দ্বারা GYFM… the image of a lady kept coming to my mind and when i closed my eyes i could see her…. she was dressed in olden days chinese convict clothes.. and someone seems to be giving her instructions.. while doing GYFM, i could feel energy forcing out another stream of energy from within… currents of cold keep emitting out from the skin… and this didn’t help for the breathing… i was still gasping for air despite settling myself down… finished GYFM and went down to my প্রথমপাতা altar to offer incense to 大伯公，土地公 & 祖先 asking for them to help me… after offering incense i decided to go for a spin in my car in case there was any negative spiritual forces in my house affecting my parents… on the journey.. i kept chanting BZMZ.. i was out for 30 mins than i got home… feeling slightly better…
i then took a ten mins walk at the field opposite my house.. communicating with the earth deities seeking their blessing….. then i went back to sleep with my হৃদয় chakra feeling sore….
i havent been sick ever since i did my daily SOP but right now i feel sick…i am able to breathe but my nose slightly blocked… my eyes are still slightly swollen and my হৃদয় chakra feels wierd and hurts at times… i wished it was a হৃদয় attack.. but i’m quite certain its not… who have i offended?? beats me…..
i went outside of my house to clear the trash and suddenly had a traumatic tummy ache… the pain was so bad that i stopped whatever i did and went to the toilet.. in the process.. my nose and throat ( both on the inside ) suddenly got very very itchy and irritated…. suddenly my eyes start to swell.. i can feel my eyes going smaller and smaller… i was still in the process of you-know-what…. all of a sudden my nose started filling up with mucus and my throat with phlegm… i cant breathe.. i tried using my nose অথবা mouth.. very little air went through… i suffered on the toilet bowl for about 10 mins…
after which i immediately took a shower… when i stood up from the toilet bowl i felt my entire chest got tight… the breathing got even harder.. i was sort of panting and gasping for আরো air… quickly finished the ঝরনা and rushed to the room… lied down flat on the bed.. closed my eyes and JZ.. trying to calm myself down.. i felt my chest got tighter… this time round.. i could feel someone pressing something on me…. and i could feel as if someone was trying to সীল my হৃদয় chakra…the process went on and the হৃদয় chakra started to hurt….
the first instinct was to do PJHS…. followed দ্বারা GYFM… the image of a lady kept coming to my mind and when i closed my eyes i could see her…. she was dressed in olden days chinese convict clothes.. and someone seems to be giving her instructions.. while doing GYFM, i could feel energy forcing out another stream of energy from within… currents of cold keep emitting out from the skin… and this didn’t help for the breathing… i was still gasping for air despite settling myself down… finished GYFM and went down to my প্রথমপাতা altar to offer incense to 大伯公，土地公 & 祖先 asking for them to help me… after offering incense i decided to go for a spin in my car in case there was any negative spiritual forces in my house affecting my parents… on the journey.. i kept chanting BZMZ.. i was out for 30 mins than i got home… feeling slightly better…
i then took a ten mins walk at the field opposite my house.. communicating with the earth deities seeking their blessing….. then i went back to sleep with my হৃদয় chakra feeling sore….
i havent been sick ever since i did my daily SOP but right now i feel sick…i am able to breathe but my nose slightly blocked… my eyes are still slightly swollen and my হৃদয় chakra feels wierd and hurts at times… i wished it was a হৃদয় attack.. but i’m quite certain its not… who have i offended?? beats me…..
1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the ফুল girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure আপনি disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call আপনি repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure আপনি set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill চকোলেট fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid সরানো দ্বারা getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the ফুল girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure আপনি disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call আপনি repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure আপনি set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill চকোলেট fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid সরানো দ্বারা getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
The Mew Pudding goes "Na no da"
20. পুডিং Fon "Tokyo mew mew" The cuties character in the জীবন্ত she's hyper, active and has the best প্রণয় interest despite not being the main character and only eight years old.
19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, হারিয়ে গেছে the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured দ্বারা the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".
18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the ডিজনি princess naive,...
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19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, হারিয়ে গেছে the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured দ্বারা the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".
A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves
18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the ডিজনি princess naive,...
#9 Have one of your বন্ধু hit আপনি on the back and spit out a piece of white gum অথবা a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until আপনি have $20 অথবা more.
#7 If আপনি have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do শিশুরা come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob অথবা সঙ্গীত videos.
#4 Go around গান গাওয়া the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
