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1. "Do not use if আপনি cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping অথবা unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a চকোলেট CD in a gift basket.

9. "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

10. "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.

11. "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.

12. "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.

13. "Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.

14. "Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy শিরস্ত্রাণ used as a container for popcorn.

15. "Do not use near fire, flame, অথবা sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.

16. "Battery may explore অথবা leak." -- On a battery. See a scanned image.

17. "Do not eat toner." -- On a toner কার্তুজ for a laser printer.

18. "Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.

19. "This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.

20. "May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.

21. "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."

22. "Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's পিজা box.

23. "Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.

24. "Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter."

25. "Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.

26. "Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.

27. "Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.

28. "Not suitable for children aged 36 months অথবা less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 বছর old.

29. "Do not recharge, put in backwards, অথবা use." -- On a battery.

30. "Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated আসন cushion.
Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own রাজহাঁস costume. Look at my কমলা beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here আপনি are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look আরো ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
posted by ShiningsTar542
It can be hard at times, but for some girls it is no problem to be বন্ধু with an ex.

The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for আপনি then it is আরো than possible that with a little time আপনি two can go back to being friends.

বন্ধু and just friends. আপনি must be clear about what আপনি want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be বন্ধু with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what আপনি want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.

Give him space. If after some time apart আপনি still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then আপনি are ready to be বন্ধু again!

-source: justjared T.V show<>
Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some বন্ধু and the আগুন alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!


So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the আগুন alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been আরো funny to আপনি if আপনি *had've been there.


*I don't even think this is a word!

The End.

Nevermind.Fanpop ব্যক্ত this প্রবন্ধ is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
"As I was sleeping on the tree, something suddenly tickled me. It wasn't like a বালিশ feather অথবা a back scratcher, but was আরো like a scaley tickle. As I giggled in my sleep, a tight squeeze suddenly brought my attention. As I woke up and looked around, I realized I was being trapped দ্বারা a large python- a 20 ft long sucker at that!

I had no idea how this snake found me nor did I wanted to know why he caught me. The large seprent suddenly squeezed me tighter and tighter until my face turned dark purple. I was suffocating to my death. It would've been the end of the world for me. Luckly, the...
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This is a funny story I came up with just now, so I hope আপনি all enjoy it. ^_^

"My most যেভাবে খুশী adventure ever began on a distant island far, far away from anywhere. The island was silent, no one appeared to live on the island. It was all quite until a loud stomp was heard from a distance. As I pulled my face up from the beachy sand, I began shaking with fear, not even wanting to know who অথবা what made that noise.

With a light of speed, I raced my way out from the সৈকত and into the dense jungle. I was hoping to find help, but couldn't find anyone. Just then however, someone grabbed me very quickly...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Katy Perry is a bit spaced out! Why? Because she keeps forgetting important facts, like that Russell Brand is her husband!

She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.

“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.

This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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 One of my পছন্দ book series'.
One of my favorite book series'.
At least, I think that it’s the fifth. Okay, I haven't written in a while, but still. Miss me? The correct answer to that প্রশ্ন is: "Yes Rosie, we ALLLLLL missed you! Where were you!?" Well I'm glad আপনি asked! I've been around. Mostly on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight club though. Either way, I'm back with all new topics and stuff. Sooooooo....
Alright Ladies and Gentleman, today I’m going to talk about something that I feel strongly about, even thought I know that many (weird) people will go psycho on me. And for all আপনি haters of haterz, I just want to tell আপনি that THIS IS AN OPINION!...
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Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American সঙ্গীত Awards coming up on the 21st of November.

It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!

In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend উশের and Eminem. Who will win?

And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, কেশা and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.

আপনি can vote for your পছন্দ on the event webpage here: American সঙ্গীত Awards.
i hope আপনি like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first প্রবন্ধ i put on here so plz মতামত , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format


YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know আপনি amy not understand
but if আপনি can
please understand
I see আপনি underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would আপনি say? take this away
If i told আপনি how i feel, would it be real অথবা is this all fake??

Chourus: your প্রণয় is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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 This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
Hello, I’m back! I’ll write আরো now.
So this যেভাবে খুশী kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone আপনি want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I ব্যক্ত “What?” and she ব্যক্ত “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
    One thought that occurred to me today was (those...
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Okay, I wanted to create a website and start a blog, but I’ve never really had the time, অথবা the ability. So what I plan to do is post some sort of যেভাবে খুশী blog on the যেভাবে খুশী অনুরাগী page. Just things that I’ve been thinking lately.
So, to start off I’m going to tell a story about my life.
One দিন this summer, my friend (Let’s call him ‘Joe’) and I were playing capture the flag. (One of my পছন্দ games.) With his little sister and my little brother. We’re পরবর্তি door neighbors, so we had his house be our base, and our siblings got my house. My brother immediately ran inside the house...
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5 আরো incredibly যেভাবে খুশী stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and যেভাবে খুশী in it's own way....

5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is যীশু Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide দ্বারা zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."

Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates আপনি , like constantly talking অথবা doing everything আপনি do , well im gonna help আপনি deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)

1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , আপনি can always throw it at him/her

2) Carry a বালিশ in আপনি purse/bag , so if আপনি need to scream , scream in the বালিশ , this pervents people from thinking your crazy

3) Earphones , আপনি COULD use them to block that person out , but studies প্রদর্শনী that if that person happens to গেলা one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,

4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,

5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work

6) if its your sibbling ,

Girl:flush her fav বার্বি doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:

Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
posted by energizerbunny
Anyway I'm back and I had a great time, except when we were on a bus and it was over 100 degrees, it was soooo hot, and after a while people were starting to get ill...but not me, I was laughing at everyone and they were getting mad at me lol


So we finally got at the cabins, the boys got the bigger one but they had আরো people, besides the girls had a much better game room, me and 4 other girls wanted to stay up all night...you could tell that we were sleepy because we were giggling at nothing and jumping at everything lol


I was soo sleepy, I fell asleep on the Pooltable which was surprisingly...
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posted by MovieManiac95
 Are আপনি MAD!?
Are You MAD!?
-Jumped And Hit Nothing
-Fell UP The Stairs
-Eaten your hand
-Swallowed nothing but choked anyways
-Gone Without Blinking
-Scratched An Itch That Was Never There
-Craved Cake but ate cereal
-Wished to fly, but had wings all along
-Skipped Without Moving
-Talked without talking
-Looked at nothing
-Done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
-Wished for school to be over, but miss it in the end
-eaten a cookie in your dream and tasted it

???????????????????????????


IF SO, LEMME KNOW :)
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If you're wondering what that was all about,
it was merely an introduction to my strange-ness,
and it's a...
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যেভাবে খুশী Facts but are They True?



The first couple to be shown in বিছানা together on prime time TV were ফ্রেড and Wilma Flintstone.

Every দিন আরো money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury




Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.




It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

The average number...
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Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed দ্বারা public hanging for the murder of a child

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

12 newborns will be প্রদত্ত to the wrong parents daily, on average!

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year

The storage capacity of human brain exceeds 4 Terrabytes

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored দিন for self-destruction.

Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

The most money ever paid for a...
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posted by MissKnowItAll
I am the girl kicked out of her প্রথমপাতা because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could...
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I dont undestand
i never did
and i guess i never will

i took a shot
i tried my best
to fiure আপনি out
i gues its the end

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in আপনি and আপনি let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive আপনি , its the end
so আপনি can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye

you broke my heart
all i wanted was a faher to love
when my mother died
you never cried
you just used the oppertuniy
to push me down

never wil আপনি burn me
or beat me
and call me wortless as আপনি push me down

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
Whenever আপনি are পরবর্তি bored, অথবা feel like being annoying, here are some cool things to do.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Insist that your যন্ত্রপত্র address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' অথবা 'elvis-the-king'.

Every time someone asks আপনি to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your ডেস্ক and label it "IN."

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their...
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