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1. "Do not use if আপনি cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping অথবা unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a চকোলেট CD in a gift basket.

9. "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

10. "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.

11. "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.

12. "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.

13. "Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.

14. "Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy শিরস্ত্রাণ used as a container for popcorn.

15. "Do not use near fire, flame, অথবা sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.

16. "Battery may explore অথবা leak." -- On a battery. See a scanned image.

17. "Do not eat toner." -- On a toner কার্তুজ for a laser printer.

18. "Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.

19. "This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.

20. "May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.

21. "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."

22. "Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's পিজা box.

23. "Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.

24. "Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter."

25. "Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.

26. "Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.

27. "Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.

28. "Not suitable for children aged 36 months অথবা less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 বছর old.

29. "Do not recharge, put in backwards, অথবা use." -- On a battery.

30. "Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated আসন cushion.
1. Ruin there পছন্দ dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with সুপ and prank him.
8. চুম্বন her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)


All made up দ্বারা me. ^ ^
I decided to create a তালিকা of twenty of my personal favourite hard rock songs.

No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.

1. "Highway Star", দ্বারা Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", দ্বারা Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", দ্বারা Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", দ্বারা ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", দ্বারা Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", দ্বারা Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", দ্বারা Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", দ্বারা Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", দ্বারা Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", দ্বারা Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", দ্বারা The Runaways
12. "Mother, দ্বারা Danzig
13. "Voodoo", দ্বারা Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", দ্বারা Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", দ্বারা Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", দ্বারা Autograph
17. "I প্রণয় আপনি Period", দ্বারা Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", দ্বারা Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", দ্বারা Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", দ্বারা Kansas
These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, আপনি need it down. আপনি don't hear us
complaining about আপনি leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what আপনি want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable উত্তর to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you...
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1.find something old and breakable and go up to a apartment অথবা building অথবা highest floor in your house and open a window and estimate how long it will take that thing to hit the groung then throw it out the the window and cout how many seconds/minutes it takes to hit the ground really.
2.go to wal-mart,enough said
3.go outside and try to sell a old stuffed animal on a leash to people who look important to society,like hobos
4.go to your neighbors and tell them they need to stop the rucus and to shut up your trying to sleep even if its the middle of the দিন and they arent making any noise
5.go to...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
Useful Hawaiian Phrases
On the Plane
My how your perfume fills the entire cabin!
'A'ala maoli keia wahi o kakou i kau wai 'ala kuikawa!


If I snore, I would like to apologize in advance
Ke nono au, e kala mua mai, i keia manawa ho'i.


I am filled with admiration for my in-flight meal
Kahaha ko'u na'au i ke 'ano o ka mea 'ai ma keia mokulele.


Only six dollars for a headset? Why thats only three dollars per ear!
Eono kala no ka ho'olohe lekio? 'O ia ho'i, 'ekolu wale no kala o kahi pepeiao!


Baby, Severe Turbulance is my middle name
E ku'u kumu e, mai hopohopo, ua kapa 'ia ko'u inoa waena, 'o ia 'o Severe...
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posted by ciaraluvsjustin
1.Bring a pillow.Fall asleep[or pretend to]until the last 15 minutes.Wake up,say"Oh Geez,better get cracking"and do some gibberish work.Turn it in a few মিনিট early
2.Get a copy of the exam,run out screaming "Andre Andre I've got the secret documents!!"
3.If it is a math/science exam,answer in essay form.If it is a long answer/essay form answer in numbers অথবা symbols.Be creative.
4.Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Throw them at the instructors left nostril.
5.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read প্রশ্ন out loud,debate your উত্তর with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out"I'M...
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posted by jblovesme4ever
[]miley cyrus the girl who many of whom look up to but why[
resons to hate her(feel free to add আরো on comments)

1)[]her music]: she doesnt write it on her own and her newest song untamed wow the part where she says I GO THOUGHT BOYS LIKE MONEY:and the only good song she has is the climb: and that is not saying much!!!:patry in the usa wow that is the s&^%$#@ সঙ্গীত vidio i have seen it a while

2)money: the only reson she is here is bcus she wants money: she has to get payed to do chairty events:and she is always just talking about it to

3)she doesnt care about her fans: she may say she doese...
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posted by melcu
1. Sing the ব্যাটম্যান theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with বন্ধু in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If আপনি have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours দ্বারা hooking a ক্যামকোর্ডার to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal দ্বারা conspicuously licking...
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Similar to "30 Things To Do During An Exam." খুঁজুন for it in this club, it's way funnier. Apologies if this তালিকা is a little outdated.

50 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 মিনিট & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that আপনি can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat...
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Example:

There's someone knockin' on my door

There in the shadows, looks like a hand

Come to the rescue now

Once there was a man who decided he knew everything

Life's been so good to me

I went to see what I could find

আপনি never lived in the streets though আপনি wish আপনি had

I'm so sorry, please forgive me

Living in the sixth dimension

Over time I've come to feel

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If আপনি need help অথবা another example for a better understanding, let me know.
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 Yes আপনি are.
Yes you are.
Good দিন everyone.

I just wanted to quickly write this প্রবন্ধ after thinking about it last night because I couldn't help but to feel the need to say something to everyone who is struggling with life.


Life is tough? yeah it fucking is man!! but guess what if your thoughts are stuck negatively আপনি going nowhere in progress you'll only sink আরো and আরো into depression.


Even if আপনি feel আপনি couldn't!!!! get a grip and try a hundred times never give up.

It's impossible to go অগ্রবর্তী without one strong step from you.

Somehow you'll manage, learn how to trick your brain into positive thinking it will...
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When I was a teenager, I tried to be a film reviewer. I would write user reviews on a website called Common Sense Media. The problem was that I didn't know what I was talking about, yet I kept লেখা reviews. On Common Sense Media, there was an option for users to rate films on a five-star basis. One তারকা is the lowest and five stars is the highest.

After seeing my old reviews for the first time in years, I cringed. However, I quickly got over that and got amused over my failed attempts at being a reviewer. I thought I'd share some of my most odd reviews. Keep in mind that I no longer mean...
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