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posted by boomerlover
Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went প্রথমপাতা and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so stupid when your dad ব্যক্ত it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to বিছানা to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she গাউন free bread.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother ব্যক্ত "What a treasure!" and her father ব্যক্ত "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a মাংসের ফালি around her neck to get the সারমেয় to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the রাস্তা in September, people say "Wow, is it হ্যালোইন already?"

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, মার্জার try to bury her.

Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she ব্যক্ত "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so bald আপনি can see whats on her mind.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a সাম্প্রতিক শামুক marathon.

Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says মেয়াদ সমাপ্ত on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

Yo mama so dirty that আপনি can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

Yo momma is so fat that when she put on a yellow raincoat, people yelled, "taxie!" order. that is

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posted by cute20k
1. Dial a যেভাবে খুশী number and confuse the person who উত্তর দ্বারা saying things like;
"Why did আপনি call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up যেভাবে খুশী statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a যেভাবে খুশী প্রবন্ধ like this.

4. At walmart অথবা somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, অথবা a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...
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Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off আপনি aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so আপনি aren't the one stressed on birth control , আপনি do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 মিনিট tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell আপনি at what ঘন্টা to be প্রথমপাতা when আপনি in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than প্রথমপাতা as a teenager cause your parents...
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Hi! :)
Here are the শীর্ষ ten to impress the guy আপনি like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what আপনি want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its আরো important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my বন্ধু heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she ব্যক্ত thanks...
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1. Cognitive Dissonance - the idea that when we hold two conflicting thoughts অথবা beliefs, we unconsciously adjust to make one fit with the other. My social psychology professor gave an example of a student who values studying all the time, but পায়জামা off when it comes to their পছন্দ টেলিভিশন show. So the student tells herself that watching the টেলিভিশন helps her study later when it really doesn’t. However, telling herself that helped her eased the anxiety.

2. Hallucinations are common - one third of people প্রতিবেদন experiencing hallucination at some point in time. Similarly, normal people...
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posted by OmegaLeader
101 things to do when your bored~
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1. Look up urban legends, and/or ghost stories in your town. Investigate!

2. If আপনি live in a city with public transport (bus, train, subway), plan a trip using the transit system. Take some বন্ধু along for company, অথবা just enjoy the ride and people-watch!

3. Get yourself a roll of quarters and find a video arcade.

4. Strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

5. Learn to tie sailors’ knots.

6. Volunteer. It’s fun and you’ll get good karma. :o)

7. Hang out with old people. They have great stories and sometimes need the company.

8. Perform...
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1.people excpect আপনি to be good all the time and stay the same

2.Your বন্ধু get jelious when আপনি hang with other people.


3.more people then আপনি think hate আপনি and think your stuck up.


4.If your a mean জনপ্রিয় person people might ditch you.


5.People talk about আপনি behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.


6.The teachers know not to put আপনি with your বন্ধু because আপনি talk to much.


7.You hang out with alot of people but আরো then 90% of them are just hanging out with আপনি because your popular.


8.If your a জনপ্রিয় girl and আপনি have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling আপনি a slut.



9.If your a জনপ্রিয় boy and আপনি have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.



10.if আপনি had a good friend and then আপনি became জনপ্রিয় they might stop hanging out with আপনি because they think there not good enough.
I believe in my হৃদয় that we shouldn't have to change অথবা selves অথবা stop following our dreams just for someones approval because this is our life and they have to live theirs if we have a dream that our হৃদয় is at then we need to go after it and ignore those haters because they'll make আপনি stronger.For example if আপনি want to be a singer be a singer,If আপনি want to be an Artist be an artist.If আপনি want to be different and original than be original because আপনি have to fulfill your dreams.If আপনি stop because of haters ,you will never feel happy অথবা complete and you'll let the hater win দ্বারা giving...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, অথবা being a creep, আপনি will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks আপনি can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell আপনি where I fucking live so we can fuck যেভাবে খুশী strangers.

Stranger: আপনি like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: আপনি ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, অথবা copy everything they say.
I DID NOT WRITE THIS, I HAD THIS FWD TO ME FROM A FRIEND.
Of course, guys, u don’t have to do ALL these things, just a few on the তালিকা would b nice =P..hahaha

45 things a girl wants but wont ask for:1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her. ( somewhat true )..:)
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. চুম্বন her slowly.

Are আপনি remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your বন্ধু together.

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11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves আপনি more, deny...
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posted by MarMar_XigLux
“ Killing someone with a spoon is not bad, but I prefer the chainsaw it's faster.”
~ Serial Killer on spoons

You found out আপনি hate someone. No, not just hate. আপনি FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, আপনি wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then আপনি be like "omgomgomg" and then...
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