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Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went প্রথমপাতা and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so stupid when your dad ব্যক্ত it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to বিছানা to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she গাউন free bread.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother ব্যক্ত "What a treasure!" and her father ব্যক্ত "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a মাংসের ফালি around her neck to get the সারমেয় to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the রাস্তা in September, people say "Wow, is it হ্যালোইন already?"

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, মার্জার try to bury her.

Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she ব্যক্ত "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so bald আপনি can see whats on her mind.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a সাম্প্রতিক শামুক marathon.

Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says মেয়াদ সমাপ্ত on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

Yo mama so dirty that আপনি can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

Yo momma is so fat that when she put on a yellow raincoat, people yelled, "taxie!" order. that is

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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Frank: A trailer?
Martha: What do we need a trailer for?
Sonic: Advertising.
Sean: Sonic is right. I want people to know about my operations.
Frank: What operations?
Guy: Our operations to defeat the N.V.A!
U.S Ponies: *Holding M16's with bayonets* Oorah!
Sean: No no, a different type of operation. Observe.

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Coming soon to this very club.


Sean: *Going 75 miles an ঘন্টা with seven coaches*

Be sure to check out Trainz on the Thomas The Tank Engine club.

Victoria: *Double heading a freight train with...
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I'm লেখা this প্রবন্ধ because this has been in my mind for so long that I need to bring this up sooner অথবা later. Whenever people stated Shou Tucker as a worst father ever, I immediately thought of this guy. Meet Doctor Mar Londo, the father of Brin Londo, who is commonly known as Timber Wolf. Dr. Londo is from the comic book series called "Legion of Super-Heroes". I'm going to analyze his actions in the cartoon adaption and then I'll give my reason why he's worse than Shou Tucker, in my opinion at least.

In the episode "Timber Wolf", in the planet "Rawl", Dr. Londo dragged his own son, Brin,...
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 Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Hey, Fanpoppers! CokeTheUmbreon here, and I'm gonna tell আপনি my পছন্দ yo mama jokes! Please note that I don't own most of these. The jokes I do own will have a যেভাবে খুশী emoji দ্বারা dem. I was bored thnx to the inactivity and my friend not being around to RP with me today.

P.S. The যেভাবে খুশী emojis neither the Umbreon pics will fit the theme of the jokes.

Anyways, let's get it on!

Yo mama so fat when she walks her প্রণয় handles hit the quan. 😎

Yo mama so stank they use her bathwater as chemical weapons.

Yo mama so fat when she outweighs Groudon. 😈

Yo mama so ugly she gave Darkrai nightmares.

Yo mama...
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1-Dolphin sleeps with one eye open.

2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.

3-An octopus has two hearts

4-Bull frogs do not sleep.

5-There are আরো chickens than human in the world.

6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the খাবার they eat.

7-The hair of polar ভালুক is not white it's transparent.

8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends

9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.

10-Butterflies taste with their feet.

11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.

13-A শামুক can sleep for 3 years.

14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.

15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.