Things to do in a Public Restroom
1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the পরবর্তি stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the পরবর্তি stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. If so,
ask if they are busy....
14.Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.
15.Ask loudly "When does the movie start?"
16.Write 'nerdy' graffitti like "Please wash your hands. Thank you."
17.Kick in stall doors, camera in hand.
18.Pour water over the stall door onto occupant.
19.Say "Oops... missed" while syringing water out around the bowl and under the walls and door into other stalls.
20.Rub চকোলেট on your hands, reach under the door and say, "Hey buddy. Got any toilet paper? (Stolen from Howie Mandel.)
21.At night, switch off the lights.
22.Run around naked yelling "Where's the fish?"
23.Collect a door charge.
24.Ask "Is there a doctor in the house?"
25.Impersonate Elvis. Be convincing.
26.Ask whether anyone can see your pet sewer rat/river python/axolotl.
27.Write essay প্রশ্ন on the toilet paper.
28.Put cling-film (Glad Wrap) over the toilet bowl.
29.Offer refreshments.
30.Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sand paper.
31.Run in, yelling "Free Willy!"
32.Charge admission.
33.Electrify metal urinals.
34.Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.
35.One word: GOLDFISH.
36.Make a জেলি in the bowl.
37.Place a sign advertising "Driver's side airbags" as standard.
38.Remove stall doors.
39.Glue আসন and cover down to bowl.
40.Place signs warning of 24 ঘন্টা video surveillance.
41.Make stall doors lockable only from the OUTSIDE.
42.Put itching powder on the toilet seats.
43.Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl.
44.Replace soap in dispenser with custard.
45.Completely soak the towel in the towel dispenser, অথবা the paper towels if available.
46.Make kitty litter trays that fit into toilet bowls.Install.
47.Replace condoms in vending machine with tampons (or vice versa).
48.In one stall, attach the toilet bowl to roof. (Advice young players: Don't leave the water in while আপনি do this....)
49.Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette.
1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the পরবর্তি stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the পরবর্তি stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. If so,
ask if they are busy....
14.Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.
15.Ask loudly "When does the movie start?"
16.Write 'nerdy' graffitti like "Please wash your hands. Thank you."
17.Kick in stall doors, camera in hand.
18.Pour water over the stall door onto occupant.
19.Say "Oops... missed" while syringing water out around the bowl and under the walls and door into other stalls.
20.Rub চকোলেট on your hands, reach under the door and say, "Hey buddy. Got any toilet paper? (Stolen from Howie Mandel.)
21.At night, switch off the lights.
22.Run around naked yelling "Where's the fish?"
23.Collect a door charge.
24.Ask "Is there a doctor in the house?"
25.Impersonate Elvis. Be convincing.
26.Ask whether anyone can see your pet sewer rat/river python/axolotl.
27.Write essay প্রশ্ন on the toilet paper.
28.Put cling-film (Glad Wrap) over the toilet bowl.
29.Offer refreshments.
30.Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sand paper.
31.Run in, yelling "Free Willy!"
32.Charge admission.
33.Electrify metal urinals.
34.Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.
35.One word: GOLDFISH.
36.Make a জেলি in the bowl.
37.Place a sign advertising "Driver's side airbags" as standard.
38.Remove stall doors.
39.Glue আসন and cover down to bowl.
40.Place signs warning of 24 ঘন্টা video surveillance.
41.Make stall doors lockable only from the OUTSIDE.
42.Put itching powder on the toilet seats.
43.Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl.
44.Replace soap in dispenser with custard.
45.Completely soak the towel in the towel dispenser, অথবা the paper towels if available.
46.Make kitty litter trays that fit into toilet bowls.Install.
47.Replace condoms in vending machine with tampons (or vice versa).
48.In one stall, attach the toilet bowl to roof. (Advice young players: Don't leave the water in while আপনি do this....)
49.Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette.
Yes, I know what desu actually means. I just am too much of an internet person.
Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.
Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu মাশরুম desu desu desu duck.
I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.
Did আপনি ever see a desu, চুম্বন a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.
Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.
Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.
Desu meme here: link Original song here: link
Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.
Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu মাশরুম desu desu desu duck.
I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.
Did আপনি ever see a desu, চুম্বন a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.
Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.
Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.
Desu meme here: link Original song here: link
Maybe if you type it enough times, you'll turn Japanese.
