Things to do in a Public Restroom
1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the পরবর্তি stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the পরবর্তি stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. If so,
ask if they are busy....
14.Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.
15.Ask loudly "When does the movie start?"
16.Write 'nerdy' graffitti like "Please wash your hands. Thank you."
17.Kick in stall doors, camera in hand.
18.Pour water over the stall door onto occupant.
19.Say "Oops... missed" while syringing water out around the bowl and under the walls and door into other stalls.
20.Rub চকোলেট on your hands, reach under the door and say, "Hey buddy. Got any toilet paper? (Stolen from Howie Mandel.)
21.At night, switch off the lights.
22.Run around naked yelling "Where's the fish?"
23.Collect a door charge.
24.Ask "Is there a doctor in the house?"
25.Impersonate Elvis. Be convincing.
26.Ask whether anyone can see your pet sewer rat/river python/axolotl.
27.Write essay প্রশ্ন on the toilet paper.
28.Put cling-film (Glad Wrap) over the toilet bowl.
29.Offer refreshments.
30.Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sand paper.
31.Run in, yelling "Free Willy!"
32.Charge admission.
33.Electrify metal urinals.
34.Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.
35.One word: GOLDFISH.
36.Make a জেলি in the bowl.
37.Place a sign advertising "Driver's side airbags" as standard.
38.Remove stall doors.
39.Glue আসন and cover down to bowl.
40.Place signs warning of 24 ঘন্টা video surveillance.
41.Make stall doors lockable only from the OUTSIDE.
42.Put itching powder on the toilet seats.
43.Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl.
44.Replace soap in dispenser with custard.
45.Completely soak the towel in the towel dispenser, অথবা the paper towels if available.
46.Make kitty litter trays that fit into toilet bowls.Install.
47.Replace condoms in vending machine with tampons (or vice versa).
48.In one stall, attach the toilet bowl to roof. (Advice young players: Don't leave the water in while আপনি do this....)
49.Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette.
1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the পরবর্তি stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the পরবর্তি stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. If so,
ask if they are busy....
14.Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.
15.Ask loudly "When does the movie start?"
16.Write 'nerdy' graffitti like "Please wash your hands. Thank you."
17.Kick in stall doors, camera in hand.
18.Pour water over the stall door onto occupant.
19.Say "Oops... missed" while syringing water out around the bowl and under the walls and door into other stalls.
20.Rub চকোলেট on your hands, reach under the door and say, "Hey buddy. Got any toilet paper? (Stolen from Howie Mandel.)
21.At night, switch off the lights.
22.Run around naked yelling "Where's the fish?"
23.Collect a door charge.
24.Ask "Is there a doctor in the house?"
25.Impersonate Elvis. Be convincing.
26.Ask whether anyone can see your pet sewer rat/river python/axolotl.
27.Write essay প্রশ্ন on the toilet paper.
28.Put cling-film (Glad Wrap) over the toilet bowl.
29.Offer refreshments.
30.Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sand paper.
31.Run in, yelling "Free Willy!"
32.Charge admission.
33.Electrify metal urinals.
34.Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.
35.One word: GOLDFISH.
36.Make a জেলি in the bowl.
37.Place a sign advertising "Driver's side airbags" as standard.
38.Remove stall doors.
39.Glue আসন and cover down to bowl.
40.Place signs warning of 24 ঘন্টা video surveillance.
41.Make stall doors lockable only from the OUTSIDE.
42.Put itching powder on the toilet seats.
43.Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl.
44.Replace soap in dispenser with custard.
45.Completely soak the towel in the towel dispenser, অথবা the paper towels if available.
46.Make kitty litter trays that fit into toilet bowls.Install.
47.Replace condoms in vending machine with tampons (or vice versa).
48.In one stall, attach the toilet bowl to roof. (Advice young players: Don't leave the water in while আপনি do this....)
49.Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette.
MEOW, CALIFORNIA! See? There's something deeply liberating in yelling out something random, and it makes আপনি think 'Hey, I don't care what আপনি think about me!' Go on, try it now, say something random! There we go.
The word 'random' should not be confused with weird, অথবা stupid. They are three very different things, and if আপনি don't believe me, look it up in an English Dictionary.
Obviously, some people are আরো reserved than others, and will simply not go yelling out যেভাবে খুশী things, but what I am trying to really say is, is to just feel free to be yourself! It's your life, so live it!
The word 'random' should not be confused with weird, অথবা stupid. They are three very different things, and if আপনি don't believe me, look it up in an English Dictionary.
Obviously, some people are আরো reserved than others, and will simply not go yelling out যেভাবে খুশী things, but what I am trying to really say is, is to just feel free to be yourself! It's your life, so live it!
nothing stands
but never lands
nothing i do ever makes me feel
nothing anyone does will make me real
im not really there and i dont care so why do i feel as lonely as air
something there but no one cares
just one thing that no one thinks is there
just something thats as quiet as death
im not there i never was not until
im ever loved
but i dont no one cares so why am i ever even there i am not real i am not there im just as dry as a আগ্নেয়গিরি flair.
(well heres another poem
and its about death so yep there we go)
Ok today i will tell আপনি 12 secrets about myself!
Exciting!
1.I প্রণয় animals
2.I own tons of জাপানি কমিকস মাঙ্গা and জীবন্ত dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i প্রণয় লেখা my জাপানি কমিকস মাঙ্গা series *it's not famous*
6.i প্রণয় going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i প্রণয় the stars
10.i প্রণয় to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my বন্ধু on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink দ্বারা putting চকোলেট and bubble gum
The End
I hope আপনি enjoyed!
Exciting!
1.I প্রণয় animals
2.I own tons of জাপানি কমিকস মাঙ্গা and জীবন্ত dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i প্রণয় লেখা my জাপানি কমিকস মাঙ্গা series *it's not famous*
6.i প্রণয় going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i প্রণয় the stars
10.i প্রণয় to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my বন্ধু on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink দ্বারা putting চকোলেট and bubble gum
The End
I hope আপনি enjoyed!
