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posted by Cyrusrocks
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I thought these were funny. Hope u like them.



I "wonder" why some "people" like to use যেভাবে খুশী "quotation marks" in their "sentences".

Someone should get this state on meds cause this weather is bipolar!

Today's forecast: Partially moody with a chance of I don't like you.

Be warned if আপনি piss me off today I'm going to knock your teeth so far down your throat আপনি will need to stick your toothbrush up your backside to clean them.

I am only crazy 99% of the time.. The other 1% is trying to figure out how to make it a 100%! :p

If আপনি are god's gift to women, then i hope god kept the receipt coz...
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1. When he is asleep, put a CD into the boombox (Example, Raining Men অথবা Single Ladies) and sing along with it on maximum volume.

2. When he is playing an arcade game, look over his sholder and push a যেভাবে খুশী button. Make sure he dies in the game.

3. When he tells আপনি to do something, keep saying "And then" until he does it himself.

4. Put Toki's Teddy ভালুক with him when he is asleep and tell Toki that Nathan loves it আরো than he does.

5. When he sings during a concert, jump on stage and tackle him yelling "I will, be sure to buy me a white dress." Make sure everyone heard.

6. If he is in the main...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up দ্বারা গান গাওয়া সৈকত Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say আপনি taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The সেকেন্ড one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again".
posted by kellyclarkson12
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My favourite যশস্বী

1.Michelle Trachtenberg-She is just very cool and acts perfectly in 17 Again and Gossip Girl as Georgina :)))

2.Leighton Meester-She is a wonderful singer,great actress and woman and acts perfectly in Gossip Girl as Blair :)

3.Dreama Walker-She is a wonderful actress in Gossip Girl as Hazel.

4.Kate French-Love her as Nikki Stevens in The এল-মৃত্যু পত্র Word :)

5.Rachel Bilson-Can I add more?An amazing woman,perfect actress,wonderful style,amazing way of behaviour and way of life.She is my role model

6.Bethany Joy Galeotti-She is great,acts perfectly as Haley in One বৃক্ষ Hill,has some great songs and has an amazing character.

7.Maite Perroni-A great woman and a singer!
posted by Gracie1995
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The Full তালিকা from the book STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE – How to find social success with the urban-dwelling middle classes দ্বারা Christian Lander

#129 Banksy
#128 Camping
#127 Where the Wild Things Are
#126 Vespa Scooters
#125 Bob Marley
#124 Hating People Who Wear Ed Hardy
#123 Mad Men
#122 Moleskine Notebooks
#121 Funny অথবা Ironic Tattoos
#120 Taking a বছর Off
#119 Sea Salt
#118 Ugly Sweater Parties
#117 Political Prisoners
#116 Black সঙ্গীত that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore
#115 Promising to Learn a New Language
#114 America
#113 Halloween
#112 Hummus
#111 মটর Coats
#110 Frisbee Sports
#109 The Onion
#108...
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1. "No stopping অথবা standing." -- A sign at bus stops everywhere.

2. "Do not sit under coconut trees." -- A sign on a coconut palm in a West Palm সৈকত park circa 1950.

3. "These rows reserved for parents with children." -- A sign in a church.

4. "All cups leaving this store, rather full অথবা empty, must be paid for." -- A sign in a Cumberland Farms in Hillsboro, New Hampshire.

5. "Malfunction: Too less water." -- A notice left on a coffee machine.

6. "Prescriptions cannot be filled দ্বারা phone." -- On a form in a clinic.

7. "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." -- On a bag of Fritos.

8. "Fits one head." -- On a hotel-provided ঝরনা টুপি box.

9. "Payment is due দ্বারা the due date." -- On a credit card statement.

10. "No small children." -- On a laundromat triple washer.

11. "Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs." -- A sign, correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge.
Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. আপনি can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say আপনি should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching টেলিভিশন দ্বারা candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find টেলিভিশন very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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WELDONE!

YOU HAVE FAILED TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE TO আপনি - THE PERSON WHO FAILED!

dear fellow ফ্যানপপ failures...

i have failed to bring আপনি the news of fail blog sooner...

some of আপনি may know but the rest of আপনি probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your দিন to দিন FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most যেভাবে খুশী posts of failed ছবি shots of failures পোষ্ট হয়েছে দ্বারা dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make আপনি laugh! আপনি can take failed pictures your self...
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posted by মাইলোরক্স১৮
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REMEMBER WHEN ...

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?

the worst thing আপনি could get from a boy was c0otiEs?

Mom (was your hero)

and Dad was the boy আপনি were gonna marry?

when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings

and Race Issues were about who ran fastest?

when "War" was a card game

and life was simple and care free?

 remember when all আপনি wanted to do

WAS GROW UP?
posted by মাইলোরক্স১৮
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A True Boyfriend:


When she walks away from আপনি mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, চুম্বন her

When she pushes আপনি অথবা hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, চুম্বন her and tell her আপনি প্রণয় her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When আপনি see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When আপনি see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When আপনি see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder,...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
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1. If Lady Gaga is on a date, go up to her তারিখ and whisper to him "She wants to take a ride on youre disco stick."

2. Visit your পছন্দ celeb... and bring flowers.

3. Follow Angelina Jolie and/or Brad Pitt around asking প্রশ্ন like "How are আপনি and Bradd/Angelina? Any problems going on?" and then take out a notebook and a pen.

4. Papparazi-for-a-day. Take as many pictures as আপনি can, and then make up your own story to go with the pictures. Try to put them on a gossip magazine.

5. Go to an exclusive club.

6. Rent a mansion with over 80 rooms and a giant pool. Rent a red পরিবর্তনযোগ্য to go along with it. Ride your পরিবর্তনযোগ্য with sunglasses, turn on the radio, and say "Oh yeah."

7. Get so drunk that আপনি don't even know your name.

8. Eat a cake with বেকন in it.

9. Attend a movie premiere.

10. Go to the সৈকত wearing a sexy bathing suit. Who cares about your figure অথবা how আপনি look like, go out there!
posted by gossipgirlxoxo
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1. Steal Edwards আইপড and fill it with nothing but Rap and fill Emmetts with classical.

2.Pay a couple of guys to say 'ew' at Rosalie.

3.Tell Rosalie that Alice is pregnant.

4.Fill Edwards closet with nothing but Team Jacob shirts.

5.Break all the mirrors in Rosalies room, tell her that her face did it.

6.Call Jasper 'chill pill'.

7.Sell Edwards piano.

8.Get all the Cullen's stuff out of their rooms and then throw it over the line.

9.Smash Edwards CD's and then say there was a spider.

10.Pretend that আপনি can see the future and that আপনি can read minds, when Edward অথবা Alice say that they can laugh at them.

11.Call Edward a stalker.

12.Tell Bella that Edward is going to leave.....then say just kidding.

13.Read Twilight infront of them...and hate it.
প্রদর্শনী this to your math teacher, and tell me what his/her reaction is! ^_^

Pi = 3.
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posted by patrisha727
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On an average work day, a typist's fingers travel 12.6 miles.

Every মিনিট in the U.S. six people turn 17.

Ten tons of মহাকাশ dust falls on the Earth every day.

On average, a 4-year-old child asks 437 প্রশ্ন a day.

Blue and white are the most common school colors.

Swimming pools in Phoenix, Arizona, pick up 20 pounds of dust a year.

In a normal lifetime an American will eat 200 pounds of পিনাটস্‌ and 10,000 pounds of meat.

A new book is published every 13 মিনিট in America.

America's best selling ice cream flavor is vanilla.

Every বছর the sun loses 360 million tons.

Because of Animal Crackers,...
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posted by patrisha727
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Here's more! ^_^



During World War II, IBM built counting machines the Nazis used to manage their death/concentration camps.

During World War II, the British Intelligence used the Colossus Machines (precursor to computers) at Bletchley Park to help decode the enigma code of the Nazis.

The first Computer was ENIAC, short for Electronic Numerical Integrator And Computer, unveiled on February 14, 1946 (Thanks D.B. of AU)

The total combined weight of the worlds ant population is heavier than the weight of the human population.

The deadliest war in history excluding World War II was a civil war...
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1. Whenever আপনি eat ice cream with a friend, start গান গাওয়া "DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE! DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!"

2. If your বন্ধু has a স্বর্ণ fish, put bubble soap in its bowl/aquarium. Stir it into the water.

3. If আপনি বন্ধু has a স্বর্ণ fish, put goldfish crackers into its bowl/aquarium. When your বন্ধু asks why, tell them the মাছ were lonely.

4. When লেখা and e-mail to your friends, WriT lIKe DIs.

5. Introduce your friend and then say "She/he's the crazy one" <- credit প্রদত্ত to CAITLYN_SU for that one

6. Sing The Song That Never Ends

7. When at their house, immediately open their fridge and eat whatever আপনি like.

8. প্রদর্শনী them this তালিকা XD

If আপনি have any আরো ways, please write them in মতামত so I can use them in future articles.

<3 Emisa123
-Cats: Will treat আপনি like slaves.
-Dogs: Will always see the best in you.


-Cats: Do not bark.
-Dogs: Make it their life's mission to bark.

-Cats: Shred your furniture.
-Dogs: Shred your shoes.


-Cats: Insist on being fed.
-Dogs: Wait for আপনি to feed them.

-Cats: Will sleep on your face without a thought.
-Dogs: When allowed, will sleep on your বিছানা and take up all the space.


-Cats: Will barf on your clothes.
-Dogs: Will barf on the rug.

-Cats: Think they're royalty.
-Dogs: Think they own the house.


-Cats: Will sleep on the remote then have a hissy fit (pun intended) when আপনি try to retrieve it.
-Dogs: Will...
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posted by patrisha727
I have a WHOLE তালিকা of facts in my computer so আরো will be coming! ^_^

To win a স্বর্ণ disc, an album needs to sell 100,000 copies in Britain, and 500,000 in the United States.

Music was sent down a telephone line for the first time in 1876, the বছর the phone was invented.

The CD was developed দ্বারা Philips and Sony in 1980.
o About one-third of recorded CDs are pirated.
Ireland has won the most Eurovision song contests (7 times).

Annie Lennox holds the record for the most Brit awards (8).

The first pop video was Bohemian Rhapsody দ্বারা Queen, released in 197

The British, the highest per capita...
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