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BEWARE GUYS,You might get suspended ANYTIME!!

posted by sini12

Hey,There! I’m sini12 (sini). I’m here to inform আপনি about Injustice done দ্বারা ফ্যানপপ to innocent users! :/
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I’m asking Why?? Whats the reason of it!? Last week! My Friend (mr-cullen) got suspended! & আপনি will laugh if আপনি people will listen the reason of his suspension! He got suspended because me(sini12) and he(mr-cullen) were using same প্রতীকী from last weeks! I know,its crazy! But it that any crime? Is it written in any ‘Rule book of Fanpop’ that Two peoples cannot use same icons? They think that mr-cullen & sini12 are accounts of Same person!...

2

Naturally

posted by nmdis

"Naturally"

Did it seem
To disappoint you
Living alone?
দ্বারা the banks
Of your dilemma
Out of control
No one seems
To give the answers
That আপনি wanna hear
What you'd give
To find a welcome here

Miles and miles of lies
Behind you
Those were the days
So many lives
You'd hope would guide you
Help আপনি find a way
Now it seems to your surprise
That they left আপনি lying here
What you'd give to dry
These তিক্ত tears

Did it come naturally?
আপনি a million miles from home
When আপনি tried so carefully
To live a life
That's not your own
Always remember
That it wasn't that long ago
I stilled the oceans
I moved...

2

20 Most Inappropriate Sports names

posted by FanFun1010

1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the শীর্ষ spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...

15

The most annoying phrases on the internet

posted by polarwagon15

Most of these phrases were once funny and not at all annoying. Then newfags just have to come along and start using and abusing them.

And some were already shitty and annoying to begin with.

Once great phrases turned annoying

Cool story bro

দুশ্চরিত্রা please

Y U NO

U mad?

Trolololololo

True story

20% Cooler

Phrases that were already annoying to begin with

YOLO

Pie

X people are Y (youtube)

First

X people missed the like button(youtube again)

le

15

20 things to do in stores to make people say: "What the heck?".

posted by numnumyellow67

1.Stand পরবর্তি to a bathroom, stroking a soap bottle while saying: "It's okay my darling, we will get out soon".

2.Sniff every type of cheese in the aisle.

3.When somebody walks দ্বারা you, stare at them with
BIG eyes.

4.Squirt every type of perfume আপনি can find.

5.When in the bathroom,scream as loud as আপনি can.

6.Tickle yourself in front of the toilet scrubbers.

7.Hop like a frog around the store.

8.Get a glowing pen and act like আপনি are scanning the দুধ and say:"We shall see".

9.Act like a detective, trying to find the missing Whipped Cream Monster.

10.Put on a স্কার্ট and do yoga in the middle of the store....

9

ways to annoy your teacher

posted by lanydoodle

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as আপনি walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at আপনি for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like এল-মৃত্যু পত্র (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...

3

Mittens

posted by Juilet1234

Mittens.
They warm your hands, protect আপনি from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life আপনি wore heavy mittens. If আপনি dial a phone, try to use a remote control, অথবা try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much আরো difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much আরো difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything আপনি see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...

5

20 Rules of a Douchebag

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are আরো important than her.
4. She needs to get আপনি খাবার while আপনি sit and do whatever আপনি want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. তীক্ষ্নভাবে her গাধা and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that আপনি প্রণয় her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. সরানো somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if...

5

iTunes Fun!! XP

posted by Caligirl2011

So open up your iTunes অথবা সঙ্গীত player and put it on shuffle! Let it play and for everysong.. It makes a life story!!

1. Waking up song..........
2. Going to school song.......
3. Seeing a boy/girl আপনি like song......
4. Enemy song.......
5. দিন song.........
6. Going to sleep song...
7. Friend song.......
8. Fight song.....
9. Hook up song.......
10. প্রণয় song.....
11. Break up song.......
12. Make up song......
13. Wedding song...
14. Honeymoonsong.....
15. Baby song......
16. Family song.....
17. Death song.......
18. Funeral dong

2

Meth Poem

posted by happyfreak

A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she ব্যক্ত it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written দ্বারা a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As আপনি will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...

Kanon (2006) Ending Theme – Kaze no Tadoritsuku Basho

posted by invadercalliope

Ashimoto ni kaze hikari ga matta nichijou ni dake tsumotta bun no kiseki ga
Miagereba kumo tooku e no kiro osanai hi no jibun yori mo hayaku
Yukidoke o matte ita kodomo no আপনি ni hashiru
Hikaru shizuku tobihaneteru
Asu no deai sae kizukazu ni iru kisetsu-tachi no naka de kagayaite iru yo

Sekaijuu ni wa donna omoi mo kanau hi ga kuru
Zutto tabi o shite yuku bokura ni chiisana sei-tachi maioriru

Deatta basho mo midori o nashite yuruyaka ni mo nagareru toki ni yudanete
Haruka ni aogu machinami no roji osanai hi no jibun ga mada kakeru
Ano yuuhodou kara kikoete kuru kigi no koe ya hibi no zawameki...

6

Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

posted by karpach_14

Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
Guys hate other flirts.
A guy can like আপনি for a minute, and then forget আপনি afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
Are আপনি doing something?” অথবা “Have আপনি eaten already?” are the first usual প্রশ্ন a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
Guys may be flirting around all দিন but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes...

10

শীর্ষ 10 Common Dreams Explained

posted by R33n33sm3

Some dreams stay with আপনি long after you've woken up.
...
Life may be just a dream, but how do we interpret it? What we dream at night can give us clues about what is important to us in waking life. Dreams help us to process our conscious thoughts and can give us new and important insights into the problems and challenges we face in the world. Although we may have strange and unusual dreams, there are a number of common dreams that many of us experience over and over again. Read the interpretations below for an explanation of symbols that seem to appear frequently in dreams.
...
1. Faulty অথবা lost...

6

Christian উদ্ধৃতি and Atheist quotes: Who won here?

posted by darkkhorn19

Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. গুল্ম

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit...

15

28 things guys wish girls knew

posted by karpach_13

28 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

1.. We’re not as big of perverts as আপনি think we all are.

2.. No matter what আপনি say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole

3.. We like আপনি to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4.. Don’t argue with us when we call আপনি beautiful.

5.. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6.. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.

7.. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8.. If আপনি have cramps and we ask আপনি what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the মাস and nothing more.

9.. If আপনি really...

10

101 things to do in wal-mart

posted by karpach_13

101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten মিনিট intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people আপনি can get
to যোগদান in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department দ্বারা sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as আপনি see fit.

9. When there are...

6

Random....Questions answer...

posted by moolah

Questions:
Do আপনি think Eggs are disgusting?

Are সারমেয় cute?

Do আপনি fish?

Are আপনি at the age where আপনি can drink?

Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

Do আপনি have a boyfriend অথবা girlfriend?

Do আপনি know who Hayley Steele is?

Have আপনি ever watched Good Luck Charlie?

Ever taken a sponge bath?

Do আপনি have your ears pierced?

Ever broken your butt?

চা is…?

Ever READ Twilight Saga?

Ever burnt চকোলেট in the microwave?

Ever wanted to die before?

Any siblings?

চকোলেট Pie is Gross?

Do আপনি have a cat?

Do আপনি have a dog?

Have আপনি ever had a baby?

Are আপনি father অথবা a mother অথবা nothing?

Do আপনি write stories?

Your best friend’s name is…?

If আপনি had a catch phrase what would it be?

পছন্দ singer?

Is Robert Pattinson hot অথবা what?

Yes অথবা No?

Black অথবা White?

How to post উত্তর with প্রশ্ন Title:
For example:
Random....Questions:Moolah(your name)

8

I H8 THE BITCHES IN MY CLASS

posted by MiizLadiDiime

Some of the many things the dumb 21 faced bitches say in my class i am in বছর 8 yeah i ব্যক্ত it বছর eight they act like deh 18 অথবা sumtin most of dem will become prozies

1. oh look at us were so bad cuz we smoke weed..WTF
2. so did u চুম্বন অথবা snog চুম্বন oh ur boringgg
3. rememba my so called friend gave blahblah a blow job she was serious she told me nt 2 tell bt im tellin EVRi 1
4. i প্রণয় আপনি i wanna be wid u 4 eva oh yh me 2 চুম্বন kisssy... UR 12!!!
5 oh im gonna bang আপনি oh come গর্ত fight fight fight oh no i broke a nail oh did u im sorry friend yh 4eva bfff
7. i হারিয়ে গেছে my virginty ooh yh she abused...

8

Here's the take on Relationships from a Guy's POV

posted by মাইলোরক্স১৮

Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if আপনি talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're বন্ধু with other guys.

But when you're sitting পরবর্তি to us, and some যেভাবে খুশী guy walks into the room  and আপনি jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if আপনি sit there and talk to him for ten মিনিট without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a  little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...

6

things a guy should know about a girl

posted by bvbmary15

1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her আপনি প্রণয় her.

5. Call her before আপনি sleep and after আপনি wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease আপনি back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her পছন্দ movie with her অথবা her পছন্দ প্রদর্শনী even if আপনি think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes.

12. Let her know she's important.

13. Kiss...