France Stalks জীবন্ত

1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally.
2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
3. Twitch a lot.
4. Talk while pretending to be asleep.
5. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with বিয়ার and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
6. Become a subgenius.
7. Inject his/her Twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG.
8. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.
9. Speak in tongues.
10. সরানো your roommate's personal effects around. Start subtly. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually...

I am pondering this question, it is a very difficult one to figure out. I can not seem to think of anything to make an প্রবন্ধ on....

2 Hours Later

Wait I think I have an idea coming on... nope I হারিয়ে গেছে it... wait no I found it again... What if I write an প্রবন্ধ about reasons why আপনি should do pointe
1. আপনি get to be taller
2. আপনি can use them in self defense
3. আপনি can... what আপনি don't think that's a good idea... oh well back to the drawing board...

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Ok what about this... What happened when I invested in Eyepatches... hmmm titles to long how about My Eyepatch Investment.... sounds good......

THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. Check out these actual cases:

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done দ্বারা a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the দিন of the...