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Here are some things to do with the dummy Bob,

1. Practice karate on Bob
2. Dress Bob up
3. Use Bob as a boat
4. Use Bob to help আপনি make a fort
5. Use Bob as a tree
6. Use Bob to lighten your stress দ্বারা punching and kicking him
7. Use Bob as a way to practice how to fall in slow motion
8. Use Bob to take your anger out দ্বারা punching and kicking him
9. Use Bob to tie things up on
10. Use Bob to শ্রদ্ধার্ঘ্য things up on
11. Use Bob as an audience
12. Have a staring contest with Bob
13. Use Bob reenact David and Goliath
14. Destroy Bob! Mwahahahaha!
15. Learn from Bob how to scowl
16. Learn from Bob how not to scowl
17....

So I have this klutz book called the encyclopedia of immaturity and there are some passages in it that I thought would be good to share on fanpop.

Passage Number 1
A Quick Reference: Homework Excuses -
Sometimes আপনি just can't seem to remember why it is আপনি didn't do your homework last night. If that's your problem, here's your answer.

1. I sprained my brain. The doctor says no heavy thinking for a week

2. I have a rare paper allergy

3. Why should I do homework when the universe is winding down and the sun will explode in 50 billion years?

4.Excuse me? I don't speak English. But thank আপনি for asking....

শীর্ষ selling albums in 1980s
The শীর্ষ selling album in the 80s was Dire Straits Brothers In Arms followed দ্বারা Michael Jackson Bad, and then Thriller, 4th best selling album কুইন Greatest Hits
The number one selling album for the বছর 1980 was Abba Super Trouper, 1981 Adam & The Ants Kings Of The Wild Frontier, 1982 Barbra Streisand প্রণয় Songs, 1983 Michael Jackson Thriller, 1984 Lionel Richie Can't Slow Down, 1985 Dire Straits Brothers In Arms, 1986 ম্যাডোনা True Blue, 1987 Michael Jackson Bad, 1988 Kylie Minogue Kylie, 1989 Jason Donovan Ten Good Reasons.

What did he mean "bye bye miss american...

Apparently, this is what I do when I'm tired and slightly depressed. Go figure.

101 Great Uses for Eye-Patches!

1.    Wear it to cover your eye.
2.    Wear it to cover the hole where your eye used to be.
3.    Use it to prevent a hole ever being where your eye should be.
4.    Wear it to shield your eye from insects and other flying material.
5.    Wear two and pretend আপনি are blind.
6.    Wear none and pretend আপনি can see.
7.    Wear them as sunglasses when rendezvousing...