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1.They always smell good even if it's just shampoo

2.The way their heads always find the right spot on your shoulder

3.The ease with which they fit into your arms

4.The way they চুম্বন আপনি and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

5.How cute they are when they eat

6.The way they take hours to dress‚ but in the end it's all worthwhile

7.Because they're always warm‚ even when it's negative thirty degrees outside

8.The way they look good no matter what they wear

9.The way they মাছ for compliments

10.How cute they are when they argue

11.The way their hands always find yours

12.The way they smile...

-The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

-Our eyes never grow, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

-A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.

-The most common blood type in the world is type O.

-The rarest blood type in the world is type A-H, less than 12 people have it.

-Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

-You consume 1/10 of a calorie every time আপনি lick a stamp.

-It takes আরো calories to eat a piece of সেলারি than the সেলারি provides আপনি with.

-Many people think eating মাছ makes আপনি আরো intelligent.(sorry - it doesn't)

-Some lions mate 50 times a day.

-No...

20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if আপনি have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty...

1. Go outside, and if আপনি see someone, take the যেভাবে খুশী person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic স্নেহ চুম্বন scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger আসন of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why সারমেয় only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to গান গাওয়া in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...

1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until আপনি are seen to দ্বারা a dotor অথবা nurse then when they approach আপনি say "wow doc i feel way better thank আপনি " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that আপনি dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for আপনি flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on আপনি

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise অথবা say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO আপনি LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...

1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are আপনি listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do আপনি like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks আপনি to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks আপনি to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your প্রথমপাতা alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...

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Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When আপনি arrive at the পরবর্তি stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If আপনি are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...