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my best convo on omegle

posted by nymph_tonks

Stranger: hi

You: hi asl

Stranger: 20 m

Stranger: u?

You: 15 female

Stranger: nice to meet you!

You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!

Stranger: yeah!

Stranger: what are আপনি up to?

You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: and where should u be?

You: probably outside ithout any আবর্জনা খাবার অথবা soda

Stranger: fair enough

You: i would survive.

Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?

You: online, through text.

Stranger: where r u from?

Stranger: I am from UK btw

You: im from the us.

Stranger: nice

You: im bored

Stranger: oh...and I am italian

Stranger: we could do something...

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A bunch of যেভাবে খুশী Things/Facts

posted by cloudstrifefan

Everything আপনি can do with both a ruler and a compass,you can do with a compass alone.

The number symbol,#,is also known as an "octothorpe".

Cats sleep twice as much as people-up to 18 hours per day.

An ancient Greek vase from around 500 BC shows a boy playing with a yo-yo.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia (approx. 40 million)as there are people.

"Almost" is the longest common word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Human thigh অস্থি are stronger than concrete.

In Alaska's Matanuska Vally,the long hours of sunlight have been used to grow giant vegetables...

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Funny Blonde Joke (no offense to blonde people :) )

posted by nessienjake

haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around ফ্যানপপ and around the world :D

Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 মিনিট looking at the কমলা রস box because it ব্যক্ত "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...

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Funny উদ্ধৃতি From Real People

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. আপনি can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say আপনি should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching টেলিভিশন দ্বারা candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find টেলিভিশন very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...

Attack of the HOT Palm Tree!!

added by pumpkinqueen

Zombies!

added by dxarmy423

RPattz funnies!

added by fatoshleo

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Harry Potter Facts Part 1

posted by koolamelia

1. The Spell for the Dark Mark "Morsmorde" means Take a Bit out of death in French.

2. Rupert Grint, the actor who plays Ron Weasley owns his own ice cream but cannot legally sell ice creams because he doesn't feel like doing the paper work

3. During filming one of the breakfasts at Hogwarts, Daniel Radcliffe gave all his বেকন to a 10 বছর old because he wa sick of having to eat it again and again.

4. Crookshanks is part Kneazle so he can sniff out anyone suspicious.

5. Demetors don't breed, they grow in damp, dark places.

6. To get into The Ministry Of Magic আপনি have to dial 62442 to get...

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Role play cuz ur bord! 26 Ways to get kicked outa Wal-Mart

posted by Crazy8s17

Here is a যেভাবে খুশী game I saw online. Just think of যেভাবে খুশী ways আপনি can kicked out of Wal-Mart
(Don't try this for real life!)

1) Take all of the drinks আপনি can find and open them up, spilling them onto the ground

2) (my বন্ধু do this, they are so stupid!) Go up to যেভাবে খুশী people, touch them, and say "Tag, your it!" and run

3) Run through the store yelling, "Virgin alert! Virgin alert! All men periscopes down!"

4) Run around the store and hide between displays, clothes, and aisles গান গাওয়া the mission impossible theme song

5) hide in the clothing rackets and when people come over to check the cloths...

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New Mexico Chili Cookoff

posted by x-menobsessed26

NEW MEXICO CHILI COOK OFF

If আপনি can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying দ্বারা the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If আপনি pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.

For those of আপনি who have lived in New Mexico, আপনি know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time হ্যালোইন comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza. Judge #3 was an inexperienced...

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যেভাবে খুশী Cleverbot Conversatons...

posted by MissChicky97

User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying যেভাবে খুশী stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some যেভাবে খুশী application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. আপনি have no means to do so. আপনি cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien আপনি know!!...

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16 Things to do with Bloody Bunny

posted by Aquarius18

To explain, as I originally put it:

This is Bunny. He's very bloody. If আপনি get Bloody Bunny, he'll slowly eat your soul. To pass the curse on, give this to someone else. Tear it up/destroy it/throw it away and Bloody Bunny will murder you.

^I created it. It should also have a drawing of a bunny, with one eyes gouged out sitting on its back, a knif in the temple, and blood under the gouged out eye area and coming from the ear above the none-gouged out eye to the শীর্ষ of that eye. It should be splattered in blood.

HERE ARE THINGS TO DO WITH BLOODY BUNNY IN PUBLIC PLACES, ANYWHERE:

1. Leave it on...

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Calliope Channel episode 2

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST তারকা ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!

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The হারিয়ে গেছে city

posted by keEeEeToOo

The adventure began when Jenny sat পরবর্তি to a gian ear.
"I'm too hot and tired to go any further!"
she said. "We left the oasis hours ago. It's time for a rest." She put her bag on the hot rock beside her and then exclaimed, "Look at this! It's an anormous ear!"
She stood up and brushed a little sand off the rock. "Here's an eye... and down here, there's a nose. It's a huge face!"
Uncle Jim was amazed. "It's a head of a statue," he said. "But why is it here, in the middle of the desert?"
Pete was looking at the ground. "These big flat stones look like a floor," he said.
He stepped onto the first stone....

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17 things i look for in a boy (comment if that's what আপনি খুঁজুন LOL)

posted by ne0n_m0nkey

1.I don't want a boy to be cool!I just want him to threat me nice.
2.A boy has to be mature and take this relationship like it's something serious
3.I can't stand a boy who মতামত and says bad things about my বন্ধু (no matter if they are boys অথবা girls)
4.It's okay for a boy to watch cartoons,but I don't like when he watches porn.
5.I don't mind if a boy plays video games but he still has to প্রদর্শনী his head in the real world
6.It's not a problem if a boy accidentally touches me...on the...well...boobs...But Accidentaly!If our relationship is really strong (say about 7 months) then I can allow him!...

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লেবু PIE. EASY AND DELISH!

posted by ShiningsTar542

This is a yummy and easy recipe. Perfect for a summer treat!

Here is what আপনি are going to need to make the pie:

* 1 sm. pkg. লেবু Jello
* 1 tall can evaporated milk
* 2 eggs,
* 1 c. sugar
* 1 1/2 c. pineapple রস

First, beat eggs in a large pot add then add sugar and pineapple juice.

Then ask an adult for help. Mixing, bring sauce to a boil. Remove from heat and add লেবু Jello.

Then, cool in a pan of water অথবা ice (about 1 hour).

Put evaporated দুধ in the largest মিশুক ব্যক্তি bowl and set into freezer until ice forms around edges. Then whip in মিশুক ব্যক্তি until stiff peaks form.

Now আপনি are half way there.

পরবর্তি add the first mixture that has been cooling, in a slow stream and continue to beat until all is mixed together.

Pour into 2 (9") pie crust (or use vanilla crust).

Ready to eat? Not yet! Refrigerate at least 2 hours before serving.

Yum!
XD XD

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:)

posted by sapherequeen

:)

I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a অনুরাগী of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on ফ্যানপপ towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I প্রণয় and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of আপনি for the rest of my life :)

I প্রণয় আপনি all! Have a beautiful, wonderful দিন :D

-LOL!-

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A তালিকা of Sites আপনি Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that আপনি probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add আরো to the তালিকা when I find আরো sites I think আপনি should probably avoid. So if anyone sends আপনি লিঙ্ক to the following sites, আপনি have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad দ্বারা the name of the লিঙ্ক but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS আপনি ARE A SICKO I ADVISE আপনি NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

posted by CullenProperty

60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as আপনি are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let আপনি see us cry, unless we want আপনি to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if আপনি are interested. But we will later deny it অথবা make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot অথবা sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for আপনি (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if আপনি don't like what we wear...