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posted by boomerlover

Impossible to Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor দ্বারা floor, and once আপনি find what আপনি are looking for, আপনি can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling আপনি what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The বন্ধু laugh and without hesitation...

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Flair উদ্ধৃতি :-)

posted by brooki

Well ... yea. Just thought these were cool. Like applesauce.

I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope আপনি realize how inconvient that is.

Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!

Good বন্ধু don't let আপনি do stupid things ... alone.

Don't make me call my flying monkeys!

Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Do not make me throw a possum at your face.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.

AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! আপনি actually think I care :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.

If আপনি met my family, you'd understand.

HAHA. Wait, what?

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

"Hey, guess what?" "No."

Comments DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/

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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse অথবা Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

posted by xneville_rocksx

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up দ্বারা গান গাওয়া সৈকত Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say আপনি taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....

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20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

posted by Shelly_McShelly

20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if আপনি have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty...

Total Drama Action Episode 14 (When It Comes Out)

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এমো স্টাইল উদ্ধৃতি and sayings

posted by invadercalliope

Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that আপনি were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes আপনি can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One দিন you'll ask me, "which is আরো important to you, me অথবা your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing আপনি are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your প্রণয় does NOT work for that person,...

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BILLIE PIPER: Ring my ঘণ্টা (includes lyrics)

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Crank It Up ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

(Oh)
Oh
(Crank it up, oh)
I like that, ah
(Oh)
Yeah

Th-th-this beat is hypnotic
I wanna ride like a shofa
Sound of sonic’s
Controlling me just like a robot
I go bionic so D-D-DJ put it on
I’m losing logic and cruising deeper in the zone

(It’s so cinematic
Charismatic
G-got me froze up)
G-got me froze up
(This psychopathic
Beat it something
I need a dose of)
I need a dose of
(I’m systematically
Moving every single bone)
Moving every single bone
(There’s no mechanic
That can understand what I’m on)

Let’s crank it up (Crank it up)
Till the walls cave in
Just crank it up (Crank it up)
Put that record on spin...

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Me Without আপনি ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

It’s just আপনি and me and there’s no one around
Feel like I’m hanging দ্বারা a thread, it’s a long way down
I’ve been trying to breathe but I’m fighting for air
I’m at an all time low with no place to go
But you’re always there

When everything falls apart
And it seems like the world is crashing at my feet
You like me the best when I’m a mess
When I’m my own worst enemy

You make me feel beautiful
When I have nothing left to prove
And I can’t imagine how I’d make it through
There’s no me without you
No me without you, no, no

You hear what I say when I don’t say a word
You are my rising...

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মোছা আপনি ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

It’s not time to give this one আরো try, I don’t think so
Last night আপনি ব্যক্ত আপনি want a last lie
I can’t let আপনি wreck my plans
I’m planning to let আপনি go
Oh, only one thing is true, only one thing to do
Time to মোছা you

Burning up all your pictures
Tearing up all your letters
Ripping up all your sweaters
This is, this is
For the better

Slashing up all your tires
Smashing up all your flowers
Grabbing back all my power
‘Cause one mess says I don’t need you
Delete you
Oh, (Oh) মোছা you
Whoa oh (Oh)

It’s not time to say how much আপনি care, I don’t think so
I don’t want you, I want আপনি not there...

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Hot Mess ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m a mess when it comes to you
I got no inhibitions whatsoever it’s true
I’m not the kind of girl who runs around like this
Caught up in a kiss
Best বন্ধু অথবা benefits, no

But you’re so racy, you’re my পছন্দ guy
So unruly, so uncivilized
Cupid got me right between my eyes
You know আপনি got it real bad
Doing things that আপনি never did

Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
You wake up in your bra and your make up
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
Your car’s in the driveway parked sideways
Yeah I know this is killing me
I’m leaving every piece of my conscience behind
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
I’m such...