O_O

1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear সুপারম্যান pajamas. সুপারম্যান wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a হৃদয় attack. His হৃদয় isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first আপনি don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on আগুন with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....

Of course, if আপনি are TRULY random, আপনি shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever আপনি may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases অথবা monologues অথবা pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of বন্ধু অথবা logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if আপনি got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and আপনি can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays...

"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and দ্বারা brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in বিছানা and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...

Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse পীচ was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", পীচ told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a চুম্বন and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. ফ্ুলপাছ hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...

(Switch)
You’re out of this world I’m sure of it
A crazy intuition, you’re off and on
You’re here then gone, come back
A curious condition
And then আপনি switch right over
It’s weird yeah I know but
Just can’t get a hold of myself

Hey, so strange
You switched in front of me
Hey, you’ve changed
Not like আপনি used to be
‘Cause আপনি get in my head and hold my heart
When I’m here you’re there, we’re worlds apart
So reverse your words, get to the start
And switch back to my world

Hey, you’re just
Talking like a machine
Hey, I’m stuck
On every word in between
‘Cause আপনি get in my head and hold...

আপনি told me
There’s no need
To talk it out
‘Cause it’s too late
To proceed
And slowly
I took your words
And walked away

No looking back
I won’t regret, no
I will find my way
I’m broken
But still I have to say

It’s alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry
Alright, ok
So don’t আপনি bother what I do
No matter what আপনি say
I won’t return
Our bridge has burned down
I’m stronger now
Alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry

You played me
Betrayed me
Your প্রণয় was nothing but a game
Portray a role
You took control, I
I couldn’t help but fall
So deep
But now I see things...

I’m not the girl that আপনি see in the magazine
Perfect face and perfect body
Never be anyone but the one I am, one I am
I can’t bend to your expectations
Live to fulfill any fantasy
If what I am is what আপনি need
Love me for me
And not for someone that I would never be
‘Cause what আপনি get is what আপনি see
And I can’t be any আরো than what I am
Love me for me অথবা don’t প্রণয় me (Or don’t প্রণয় me)
Don’t think you’re gonna change what’s inside of me
Make me who আপনি want me to be
Won’t be someone I’m not for somebody else, someone else
Love me with all my imperfections
Not for an image of your...