লুহান (EXO-M)

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF আপনি DON'T PASS THIS ON আপনি DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All দিন long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

শীর্ষ 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

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I didn't write this & it's coming from a guys point of view.


10.They Don’t Pick Up The Phone

You convinced her to give আপনি her number and you’re feeling good about yourself. Your charm and good looks have obviously made an impression on her. Unfortunately, when আপনি try to call, she doesn’t pick up or, worse yet, she’s প্রদত্ত আপনি a fake number. Some women will give আপনি their numbers because it’s easier than trying to tell আপনি why she’s not interested. What’s more, in the age of caller ID, it’s easy for her to avoid your calls. At least...

Warning: This প্রবন্ধ contains disgusting facts that just as the শিরোনাম states, আপনি may not want to know! With that being said, please read on with caution.

Next time আপনি lean in for a kiss, আপনি might want to think about this:

1. The nose drips into the back of the mouth and আপনি may get mucus mixed with saliva when kissing.

2. Fungus is constantly growing in the oral cavity.

3. The white blood cells from your partners mouth will attack yours when embracing in a kiss.

More যেভাবে খুশী Gross Facts:

1. One of the gasses in your farts is actually flammable. If আপনি attempt to light your gas on আগুন it...

Reasons I প্রণয় You:

1) The way আপনি stand দ্বারা my side


2) The times আপনি make sure nothing will harm me


3) How আপনি always find a new way to "WoW" me


4) When I'm sad, আপনি take the pain away with a joke


5) How আপনি always look deep into my eyes


6) How আপনি can make my হৃদয় melt with your soft lips


7) The way আপনি hold my hand so tight


8) The way আপনি never let my hands go


8) How আপনি always watch out for me


9) They way আপনি make sure I have everything I need


10) How আপনি always know what to say when I get mad at you


11) When আপনি buy me things out of the blue


12) How আপনি say the cutest...

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four প্রশ্ন to determine the level of your intellect. Your উত্তর must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating অথবা wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: আপনি are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in সেকেন্ড place.
In which position are আপনি now?

Answer:

If আপনি answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. আপনি overtook the সেকেন্ড runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the পরবর্তি প্রশ্ন try not to be so dumb.

2 : If আপনি overtake the last...

Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful



22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

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23.
Name: Jack ডেবেন্পোর্ৎ (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol



24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too



25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...

What's your personality type?

Picks/Polls
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(E) Extrovert
-Tend to focus on the outer world of people and the external environment
-Like variety and action
-Often impatient with long, slow jobs
-Are interested in the activities of their work and in how other people do it
-Often act quickly, sometimes without thinking
-Develop ideas দ্বারা discussion
-Like to learn new task দ্বারা talking it through with someone
-Need to experience the world in order to understand it and thus tend to like action

(I) Introverts
-Focus আরো on their own inner world,...

Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started লেখা it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if আপনি don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest আপনি don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your বন্ধু and either forget all about us অথবা tell a story about the hideous freak আপনি met tonight. আপনি don’t know me, if আপনি did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have বন্ধু - except my brother....

1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is প্রদত্ত to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask আপনি any প্রশ্ন tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick আপনি out...

Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at প্রথমপাতা with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in প্রণয় for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really প্রণয় him, but I think that he really does প্রণয় me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...

This প্রবন্ধ belongs to link on Tumblr.


A quick run-down should আপনি ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants আপনি dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words আপনি should YouTube, should আপনি get the chance
-“Kevin বেকন in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see...