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1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) জাপান is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...
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You: NOT ANOTHER DOG! O_O

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! 8D

You: আপনি HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME. T_T

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I SEE WHAT আপনি DID THERE!!! KI FUCKING SAW IT!!!! 8D

You: O_O

You: I AM A MAGICAL CAT.

Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA...
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posted by dylin1
Time for some fun... হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ twss

Body: TEN THINGS ABOUT আপনি
1. Are আপনি single?
Yeah.

2. Are আপনি happy about that?
no

3. Are আপনি bored?
YES

4. Are আপনি sad?
Nah.

5. Are আপনি Italian?
No...

6. Are আপনি pregnant?
HELL NO

8. Are আপনি cool?
The coolest person you'll ever meet!!!

9. Are আপনি Irish?
Yeah

10. Are your parents still married?
Nope

TEN FACTS
1. Full Name:
Madylin Sage Duce

2. What are your nicknames?
"that girl who ______" fill in the blank.

3. Birth place:
Whitehorse, Yukon, Canada

4. Hair color:
Light Brown.

5. Hair style:
sheiber

7. Birthday:
august 8, 97

8. Mood:
chill

9. পছন্দ color:
black,white,blue,purple,red....
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posted by ultimatefredde
1. Guys for gods sake, dont pretend being something আপনি aren´t girls have a sixth sense we don´t have and find out sooner অথবা later

2. Dance!

3.Flirt, they aren´t the only ones who should do this.

4.Tell her what আপনি really enjoy in life

5.Help them out when needed.

6.Avoid playing those "Gay games" with your pals, it´s just not right

7.avoid grabbing your "parts" on public. Really.

8.Be original, with gifts, don´t just give flowers, অথবা take her to dinner, also sometimes a card অথবা a simple walk in the park is good to try

9.Be romantic and take shyness away

10. Express your feelings, আপনি wont die...
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posted by merlinfanatic
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four প্রশ্ন to determine the level of your intellect.
Your উত্তর must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating অথবা wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: আপনি are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in সেকেন্ড place.
In which position are আপনি now?

Answer:
If আপনি answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. আপনি overtook the সেকেন্ড runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the পরবর্তি প্রশ্ন try not to be so dumb.
2 : If আপনি overtake the last...
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posted by JonasLuver1
Why Guys প্রণয় Girls:

1. The way they always smell good even if it’s just shampoo
2. The way they always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our ams
5. The way they চুম্বন আপনি ad make everything alright in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the it’s all worthwhile
8. The way they are always warm even if it’s minus 30 degrees
9. The way the look good no matter what they wear
10. The way she fished for compliments even though আপনি both know she’s the most beautiful...
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posted by ilovetech29
1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a বৃক্ষ and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...
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Just পাঠ করা some of the টারমিনেটর উদ্ধৃতি through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!


Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash দিন tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.


I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. আপনি might get annoyed দ্বারা it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
posted by lloonny
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear সুপারম্যান pajamas. সুপারম্যান wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a হৃদয় attack. His হৃদয় isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first আপনি don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on আগুন with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....
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INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids দ্বারা their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and গির in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. গির simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....
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 This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
Of course, if আপনি are TRULY random, আপনি shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever আপনি may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases অথবা monologues অথবা pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of বন্ধু অথবা logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if আপনি got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and আপনি can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays...
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posted by invadercalliope
When আপনি turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If আপনি have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
আপনি cannot turn back anymore

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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and দ্বারা brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in বিছানা and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...
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(CREATED দ্বারা RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.


Chuck Norris can মোছা the Recycling Bin.


Ghosts are actually caused দ্বারা Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.


Chuck Norris can strangle আপনি with a cordless phone.


Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.


Chuck Norris once had a হৃদয় attack; his হৃদয় lost.


Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.


The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
posted by yoshifan1976
Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse পীচ was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", পীচ told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a চুম্বন and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. ফ্ুলপাছ hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...
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