Elmo and i KNow it

1)"Why, do আপনি find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I প্রণয় the সেকেন্ড grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and আপনি actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with আরো than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are আপনি busy?" অথবা "Are আপনি doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all দিন but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...

1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation দ্বারা saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall অথবা any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way আপনি laugh as আপনি wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt অথবা Uncle. If আপনি dare, hug them.
5. While passing a যেভাবে খুশী stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a...

Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für গর্ত Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen


Die Fliege...

Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone আপনি love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard অথবা hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as আপনি open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 মিনিট অথবা so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring অথবা your nails on the blackboard পরবর্তি time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. পরবর্তি সঙ্গীতানুষ্ঠান আপনি go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...