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1. অ্যাঞ্জেল Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying অথবা you'll get some action faster than a pit ষাঁড় on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all আপনি want even if she is the kind who will out chug আপনি in বিয়ার and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names আপনি never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

1. I প্রণয় the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I প্রণয় the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I প্রণয় the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I প্রণয় the way আপনি look at me.

5. I প্রণয় how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I প্রণয় the way I can’t imagine a দিন without আপনি in my life.

7. I প্রণয় the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I প্রণয় the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I প্রণয় the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I প্রণয় how I know you’ll always be there when I need আপনি to be.

11....

1- eye contact , if আপনি notice him staring a lot at আপনি ..like আরো than 5 times in the same দিন .(unless আপনি got a stain on your shirt)
2- if আপনি and him were in the same area , he would be with আপনি in every where আপনি walk to ( like a party অথবা a সঙ্গীতানুষ্ঠান ..etc)
3- he would sit পরবর্তি to আপনি in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream অথবা laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to আপনি hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if আপনি drop something , he would be the first to get it for...

1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, আপনি answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, আপনি answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, আপনি answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, আপনি say “is that so?”
5. If আপনি so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher আপনি did not turn in your homework because আপনি were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...

1.When আপনি walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a শীতল that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up তালিকা is on my ডেস্ক for the part আপনি would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up তালিকা on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...

1)"Why, do আপনি find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I প্রণয় the সেকেন্ড grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and আপনি actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a বৃত্ত that had its two sides gently compressed দ্বারা a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When আপনি sleep over never boss me around in বিছানা unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If আপনি don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” অথবা “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If আপনি want sex, just ask. (In case আপনি didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with আরো than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are আপনি busy?" অথবা "Are আপনি doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all দিন but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...

I got bored, so here আপনি go.


1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here দ্বারা my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...

1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes আপনি make me so mad i wanna throw আপনি in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style আপনি wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally...

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at আপনি trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can চুম্বন a guy* a bird can চুম্বন a butterfly* the rising sun can চুম্বন the grass* but আপনি my friend!! yes you!! আপনি CAN চুম্বন MY ASS*******

If আপনি didn't have feet আপনি wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do আপনি wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for আপনি %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I...

44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make আপনি tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are আপনি remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with আপনি when you're with your friends.

Keep reading...

11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves আপনি more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her বন্ধু say i প্রণয় her আরো than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...

41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If আপনি have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your বন্ধু come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary বন্ধু that আপনি ask their opinion of everything.

7. After আপনি have your bath, মোড়ানো a bath towel around আপনি and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...

I never thought I would be doing a তালিকা like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this তালিকা with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please মতামত but be polite. Also, always মতামত because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers আপনি know.
12.Strangers আপনি don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to মোছা above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...

42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary বন্ধু that আপনি talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying...

Here are my তালিকা of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let আপনি know now i got alot of these from the ইউটিউব channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything অথবা eating anything আপনি might spit it অথবা something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the ঝাড়ু late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the উপসাগর they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...

My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome বন্ধু and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time আপনি read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though আপনি may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't প্রণয় you, my love.

I loved আপনি with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....

1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar আপনি grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something অথবা someone

3. Go up to a যেভাবে খুশী person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki যেভাবে খুশী noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a ফোয়ারা run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to আপনি in public about the...