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Hello there. Here is a তালিকা about what not to do with a lightsaber. Our intern Bob will demonstrate. :D

1. Never hold your lightsaber upside down

Bob: *holds upside down* OWWWWWWW MY HANDS! D:

2. Never play with your lightsaber

Bob: Look I can throw my lightsaber! :D *throws*
AAAAH MY SHOULDER!

3. Never get distracted during the battle

Bob: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh *does nothing*
*opponent kills Bob* Don't worry, he'll resurrect :D

4. Never bring a mini-lightsaber

Bob: Look at my mini-lightsaber! :D
Opponent: That thing is useless! *kills*

5. Overkill is good :D (plus breaking the rules for something আপনি should...
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posted by Alma_
Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear সুপারম্যান pajamas. সুপারম্যান wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do আপনি know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' পছন্দ Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a নৌকা he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
THIS IS NOT MINE. I got it from Tumblr. x)

The following is an actual প্রশ্ন প্রদত্ত on a বিশ্ববিদ্যালয় of Washington Chemistry mid-term:

The answer দ্বারা one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) অথবা endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) অথবা some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First,...
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posted by invadercalliope
I HOPE আপনি ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!


আপনি can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
posted by cutiegirl01
01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If আপনি can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If আপনি can't see Chuck Norris আপনি may be only সেকেন্ড away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...
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posted by catgirl140
79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your ব্রিফকেস অথবা handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the দেওয়াল without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him অথবা her to call আপনি Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...
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I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was বড়দিন Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute নৌকা hanging on the বড়দিন বৃক্ষ and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of রাম into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at বড়দিন time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...
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(Songs and commentary will be listed after the poem. Enjoy!)

1-Welcome to your life,
2-Burning red and honestly.
3-How pure the darkness,
4-If আপনি ignore the terminology.

5-Your toxic stare,
6-Up against the wall.
7-Now that you're gone forever,
8-You're just a know it all.

9-I used to roll the dice,
10-Like as not it's better so.
11-This is my curse,
12-I've many আরো miles to go.

13-I don't want to live another moment,
14-But can আপনি see that I'm in real danger.
15-My legs are dangling off the edge,
16-Her eyes were eyes of a stranger.

17-So much for your promises,
18-The poison ফুল comes uncurled.
19-Now...
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1:
Out of all of the Stranger missions, the happiest one has আপনি reunite a zoophile with his পছন্দ horse. Almost all of them are grim and depressing, and when আপনি do the "right" thing, আপনি often end up making people's lives worse. আপনি give Jenny some medicine but she doesn't go with আপনি to town, is left wondering around forever. The guy who আপনি helped make his flying mechine only ends up dying. And Sam slowly loses his mind in his journey to California.


#2:
Birth of the Conservation Movement. You've just killed all but one of the peaceful Sasquatch, and the last one is distraught and begging...
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added by DisneyPrince88
Are আপনি bored? Do আপনি have the humor of a 10 বছর old boy? Do আপনি like সঙ্গীত that doesn't have a real point? Do আপনি like সঙ্গীত that will make your grandma look at আপনি with disappointment in her eyes!? If আপনি answered yes to any of these প্রশ্ন then here is a তালিকা for you. Swigity Swoogity here comes সঙ্গীত about that booty!

Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John হৃদয় - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God -...
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(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this প্রবন্ধ even remotely seriously, then আপনি probably aren't as smart as আপনি think আপনি are. Enjoy! XD)

"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf

The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good ফ্যানপপ article! ^_^

(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)

First off, আপনি need to think of a good title. Y'know,...
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I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude মতামত to yourself. I hope আপনি like it and please tell me what আপনি think.
 10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
 9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of যীশু in Passion of the Christ.
9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
 8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
 7. Divine. প্রণয় him অথবা hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
 6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
 5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
 4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
 3. ফ্রেড Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
 2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, প্রণয় this guy!
2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!
 1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I প্রণয় প্রণয় প্রণয় this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in প্রণয় with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
Over decades and decades and decades...and আরো decades, literature has produced so many kinds of villains, I thought I'd pick out a few types I commonly see and explain them. Some of these kind of go hand in hand. "Yo zanhar, there's a site called TV Tropes for this!" Shhhh, it's okay Imma type anyways just to defy you. (Am I a villain yet?)

The Pure Evil

As implied these guys are the ones who are evil through and through. No sympathetic background, no redeeming qualities, hell this person অথবা being doesn't even think he/she is doing the right thing. In fact depending on the villain, he/she knows...
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added by tanyya
added by tanyya
added by tanyya
posted by Directioner3300
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no বন্ধু অথবা anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one দিন he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they ব্যক্ত goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The পরবর্তি দিন Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset অথবা lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls প্রদর্শনী that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little চকোলেট sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, রামধনু দুশ্চরিত্রা and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.