Before I begin, this is not mine. I got it from a magazine called Wacky But True

Do আপনি think a শামুক can laugh? No? Surely its antennae sway about when its laughing; অথবা does its tail twitch. Have আপনি noticed?
Try these on a শামুক in your garden.

What did the শামুক say when he jumped on the turtle's back?
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Shake of the head there? Maybe its not into exciting rides.

Where do আপনি find giant snails?
At the end of giant's fingers!
Nothing?

Why is the শামুক the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back!
That's an old one so he must have heard it before?...