John "Hannibal" Smith: Master of Disguise. His most used disguise (although not onscreen) is Mr. Lee, the dry cleaner. This is one of the final parts of the client screening process, as he tells the client where to go in order to make full contact with the A-Team. He dresses most often in a white trench কোট and black leather gloves. He also is constantly seen smoking a cigar. Hannibal carries either a Browning Hi Power, অশ্বশাবক M1911A1 অথবা a Smith and Wesson Model 39 as a sidearm most often "Mexican Carried" although he uses a খাপ, holster when on missions. His catchphrase is, "I প্রণয় it when a plan...

• Say, are we a groovy, happenin' bunch o' guys, অথবা what?

• To Bad Guys who just ব্যক্ত they were nuts: No I'm not, I'm condiments. I've been promoted.

• What can I say? One দিন I had this Gonzo headache, and before it was over I could speak and read Chinese.

• I'm a bird, I'm a plane, I'm a choo-choo train! WOW!!! (shoves bad guy down) Touchdown!

• I want আপনি to be my role model, someone I can look up to when the purple wobblies start to wobble.

• আপনি know Sarge, I had a cat once, but everytime I tried to give him a bath, the পশম stuck to my tongue.

• I have been kicked out! Caine has...

• I প্রণয় it when a plan comes together.

• Ever notice আপনি run into the nicest people in tanks?

• Hickory dickory dock / The মাউস ran up the clock / The clock struck one / Down he run / আপনি smell worse than my socks!

• পরবর্তি time আপনি think আপনি want to take someone out, don't get yourself a good squad. Get yourself a team.

• Nice, B.A.!

• Go, B.A.!

• See, I was the kid who always liked waiting on বড়দিন Eve even আরো than I liked opening the presents the পরবর্তি morning. But the পরবর্তি morning when I started rippin', I started rippin'!

• The Opera isn't over until the fat lady sings.

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•When punks start hasslin' decent people, I make it my bidness.

•I ain't gettin' on no plane, Hannibal.

•If he's flyin' (Murdock) then we're dyin'.

•Shut up, fool! Typically directed at Murdock

•Oh Hannibal. আপনি snuck Mike into my van?!? (Mike is a skunk.)

•Quit your jibba jabba!

•You're just a crazy fool, who's seein' things that ain't there! to Murdock

•Got no time for jibba jabba.

•Face is gonna pay...Face is gonna pay...Face is gonna pay.(After Face screwed up on a mission, which resulted in BA getting shot in the leg.)

•Me rhyming my words... that's the craziest thing I ever...