1. Rip out every piercing on my one... অথবা at least try to.
2. Call him pet names like; Princess, Sweetheart, Sunshine, Babe, Honey, Darling, Angel, and Gorgeous.
3. Play with his mohawk/ faux hawk which ever আপনি prefer.
4. Steal his dog মণ্ডল and wear it around in front of him.
5. Tell him that Courtney doesn't প্রণয় him and never did.
6. Laugh at his girly shriek (The one in Who can আপনি Trust, when Courtney pushed him).
7. Shave his unibrow... no I mean WAX his unibrow to the point where he won't have any more!
8. (in relation with #7) shave অথবা Wax his soul patch...Mwahahaha.
9. Ask him repeatedly "Why is your torso so long?"
10. (in relation to #9) "Why do আপনি even like Courtney, Huh? I say Why"
11. (in relation to #10)“Why?”
12. Poke him and when he starts yelling at you, answer, “Why?”
13. Laugh at him whenever he walks by.
14. Fall down, scream, and tell the others that he pushed you.
15. Make him listen to classical সঙ্গীত for a week.
16. Call him “Nancy” whenever আপনি talk to him.
17. Whenever আপনি come back from ANYTHING, say “Lucy, I’m home!”
18. Say that he’d be hotter if he didn’t have a unibrow.
19. Get him on Oprah অথবা Dr. Phil.
20. Sign him up for one of those Extreme Makeovers.
21. Sign him up for college.
22. Sign him up for "What Not To Wear"
23. Introduce him to Chewbacca অথবা Jar-Jar.
24. Put Harold's butt bags over his face while he is sleeping (A.N. I know that is sick but my cousin wanted it in there)
25. Lock him in a room with Celine Dion Standee's and My হৃদয় Will Go On in the background. This time Courtney isn't there to hold his hand! Mwahahahaha HA
2. Call him pet names like; Princess, Sweetheart, Sunshine, Babe, Honey, Darling, Angel, and Gorgeous.
3. Play with his mohawk/ faux hawk which ever আপনি prefer.
4. Steal his dog মণ্ডল and wear it around in front of him.
5. Tell him that Courtney doesn't প্রণয় him and never did.
6. Laugh at his girly shriek (The one in Who can আপনি Trust, when Courtney pushed him).
7. Shave his unibrow... no I mean WAX his unibrow to the point where he won't have any more!
8. (in relation with #7) shave অথবা Wax his soul patch...Mwahahaha.
9. Ask him repeatedly "Why is your torso so long?"
10. (in relation to #9) "Why do আপনি even like Courtney, Huh? I say Why"
11. (in relation to #10)“Why?”
12. Poke him and when he starts yelling at you, answer, “Why?”
13. Laugh at him whenever he walks by.
14. Fall down, scream, and tell the others that he pushed you.
15. Make him listen to classical সঙ্গীত for a week.
16. Call him “Nancy” whenever আপনি talk to him.
17. Whenever আপনি come back from ANYTHING, say “Lucy, I’m home!”
18. Say that he’d be hotter if he didn’t have a unibrow.
19. Get him on Oprah অথবা Dr. Phil.
20. Sign him up for one of those Extreme Makeovers.
21. Sign him up for college.
22. Sign him up for "What Not To Wear"
23. Introduce him to Chewbacca অথবা Jar-Jar.
24. Put Harold's butt bags over his face while he is sleeping (A.N. I know that is sick but my cousin wanted it in there)
25. Lock him in a room with Celine Dion Standee's and My হৃদয় Will Go On in the background. This time Courtney isn't there to hold his hand! Mwahahahaha HA
Jared: Somebody help! SERIOUSLY!
*A sysco killer in a hockey mask with a ছুরি walks out of the woods*
*the sysco killer runs at Jared*
Jared: *SCREAMS*
*Jared stands up and runs*
Jared: *While running* HELP HELP HELP!
Chris: Woah woah woah! Jason back off! We dont need আপনি killing anybody YET!
Everybody: 0_0
Chris: Anyway... im gonna pick the teams!
Team 1 Team 2
Jared Rikki
Karen Ava
Austin Erica
Fay Samie
Buddy Rochelle
Courtney Duncan
Penny Jake
Annie
Buddy: Wait! Why is there a girl named Annie on our team? There's no Annie!
Chris: Yes there is!
*Annie walks up behind Jared and Scares him*
Annie:BOO!
Jared: AHH!
Annie: *laughs*
Jake: Now there's only 7 on our team and 8 on their team!
Chris: Thats an advantage!
Samie: How?
Chris: You'll see! This season is called TOTAL DRAMA NIGHMARE!
Everybody: WHAT!
*to be contiued*
*A sysco killer in a hockey mask with a ছুরি walks out of the woods*
*the sysco killer runs at Jared*
Jared: *SCREAMS*
*Jared stands up and runs*
Jared: *While running* HELP HELP HELP!
Chris: Woah woah woah! Jason back off! We dont need আপনি killing anybody YET!
Everybody: 0_0
Chris: Anyway... im gonna pick the teams!
Team 1 Team 2
Jared Rikki
Karen Ava
Austin Erica
Fay Samie
Buddy Rochelle
Courtney Duncan
Penny Jake
Annie
Buddy: Wait! Why is there a girl named Annie on our team? There's no Annie!
Chris: Yes there is!
*Annie walks up behind Jared and Scares him*
Annie:BOO!
Jared: AHH!
Annie: *laughs*
Jake: Now there's only 7 on our team and 8 on their team!
Chris: Thats an advantage!
Samie: How?
Chris: You'll see! This season is called TOTAL DRAMA NIGHMARE!
Everybody: WHAT!
*to be contiued*
Chris: আপনি all votted and If আপনি got ভোট আপনি got আরো than 1 besides 2 peple. I willl give আপনি micky মাউস cookies, the frist ine with no ভোট gose to.......... Jake.
Jake: yes!
Chris: Ray
Ray: Yes! *bites cookie* that's good!
Chris: Jar3d!
Jar3d: yes!
Chris: Lindsay
Lindsay: Yeppie!
Chris: noah!
Noah: Booya!
Chris: DJ
DJ: Yes!
Chris: Less!
less: YEs!
chris: The finale person with no vote is................ Rayven!
Rayven: Yes!
Chris: O If i call your name আপনি had only one! The 2 people that hate each other Jax and bridgette!
Jax and Bridgette: Yes!!!!!!!
Chris: This person had only 2 votes............................ Avan!
Avan: Yes!
chris: I only have 1 আরো cookie and it gise to........................................ Jamie!
Jamie: Yay!!!!!!!!!
Chris: see ya Sierra!
Sierra: well bye guys!*jumps off plane*
Ray: she took it well!
Jake: yes!
Chris: Ray
Ray: Yes! *bites cookie* that's good!
Chris: Jar3d!
Jar3d: yes!
Chris: Lindsay
Lindsay: Yeppie!
Chris: noah!
Noah: Booya!
Chris: DJ
DJ: Yes!
Chris: Less!
less: YEs!
chris: The finale person with no vote is................ Rayven!
Rayven: Yes!
Chris: O If i call your name আপনি had only one! The 2 people that hate each other Jax and bridgette!
Jax and Bridgette: Yes!!!!!!!
Chris: This person had only 2 votes............................ Avan!
Avan: Yes!
chris: I only have 1 আরো cookie and it gise to........................................ Jamie!
Jamie: Yay!!!!!!!!!
Chris: see ya Sierra!
Sierra: well bye guys!*jumps off plane*
Ray: she took it well!
I was at my country club at 6pm, I took a hard দোল at my টেনিস racket and the ball flew somewhere. I look around and i find it. I reach down to pick it up but somebodys hand is already on it. I look up to see who it was. A guy wearing a cowboy hat smiles at me. "Hey did আপনি drop this?" He said. "Well sort of i was playing টেনিস and i hit it to hard." i say. "Well, I'll see ya later." He said. Just one look at his six pack and i knew i needed to get his number. "Wait, do আপনি want my number?" I ask. "Well, sure! I'll call আপনি if im having a party" He said. he gives me his number and then leaves and turns around and waves. I wave back at him. TO BE CONTINUED.....
*PART 2 COMING SOON*
*PART 2 COMING SOON*