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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০


So, remember when Metal Gear Solid was a stealth game? And I ain’t talking about Survivor. We never talk about Survivor. I’m talking about that other time Metal Gear Solid was turned into something different, and it was actually good. Ladies in gentleman, I give আপনি Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, whatever that name means
Metal Gear Rising follows everyone’s পছন্দ soyboy, Raiden, as he is hunting down a terrorist group known as the Winds of Destruction, which have plans of sparking a war in the world, which involves, what else in a Metal Gear game, politicians doing seedy shit for their own purposes. But if আপনি think this’ll just be a simple stealth game, আপনি then look at the box and আপনি see that little P with the star. Metal Gear Rising was made with the help of Platinum Games, the Bayonetta team, and it’s just as stylish and smooth to play as Bayonetta. In Metal Gear Rising, আপনি have a ton of machines to fight, along with soldiers that vary in size and gear they have, but can easily be torn apart দ্বারা মাখন with Raiden’s sword. It won’t be long before Raiden slows down the world around him and is slashing apart motherfuckers with his sword into a million pieces. আপনি wanna slice them in half? Nah, আপনি wanna slice them into chunks. আপনি don’t wanna stop slicing them apart. Even if আপনি slice off an arm, they’ll still be coming at you. Even if আপনি leave them as a human potato, they’ll still struggle to fight you. Just slice them. Helicopters, slice them up. Giant robots, slice them up. Metal Gear RAY, something that was nearly impossible to destroy in পূর্ববর্তি games, just slice it up. This game is debatably as insane as Bayonetta when it comes to the sheer spectacle of what’s going on. And the boss fights in this game are so damn insane. From the fight with Mistral who uses a dozen arms to fight, to Monsoon who can disassemble his body to dodge your attacks and সরানো as fast as hell, to Sundowner, who is just the heaviest motherfucker in the world. And the final boss of this game is a meme powerhouse of destruction that can fuck আপনি up, but আপনি can fuck him up too. It’s so much damn madness. And I have to say it again, but that soundtrack is incredible. Some of the hardest industrial rock সঙ্গীত and some of the best vocal tracks I’ve heard in a video game since, with stuff like Rules of Nature, Red Sun, It Has to Be This Way, and my personal favorite, Collective Consciousness. And just when আপনি think it’s over, আপনি get DLC of two other characters, Jetstream Sam and Bladewolf, and আপনি get the chance to play through their campaigns, with Sam having a new taunt skill and Bladewolf having a whole new boss, and it’s fucking free! Okay, this game is amazing. Everyone buy Metal Gear Rising please.
Metal Gear Rising is… an experience like no other. Every moment the game is being played feels like something unique. It’s why I প্রণয় Platinum Games so much, for their quality, their gameplay, and just how new and fresh it feels. And I assure you, this isn’t our last Platinum game. But with that said, Metal Gear Rising. Amazing game. Please buy it and rub it in Metal Gear Solid: Survivor’s face.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. applejack was at Sweet আপেল Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.

Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with applejack in Sweet আপেল Acres.

Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga!...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Announcer: LEGEND OF ZELDA: WIND WAKER HD!!! (Not caring) It’s pretty
Narrator: Evil guy came, hero killed him, he left, evil guy came back, killed everyone. GAMEPLAY TIME!
Aryl: Happy birthday brother
Link: It’s not my birthday
Aryl: It is now
Link: If আপনি say so
(Later)
Grandma: Fuck আপনি Link. Now takes these clothes and get out of my site
Link: I hate clothes
(Later)
Link: I hate telescopes (Looks through it and sees the Postman) I hate postmen (Looks up to see a giant bird) I hate birds (Drops girl into forest) I hate girls falling to their deaths in the woods…. Oh, and I hate references to...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Songs. What can be ব্যক্ত about music. It has been around for ages. From the beauty of Classical music, to the new generation of Jazz, to the godly Classic Rock, to the new age Dubste- NO! THAT IS NOT MUSIC!!! JUST FUCKING NO!!! However, we all listen to songs, but, what we don’t know at times is that… what are the singers actually singing. Sure, some of us know the lyrics, but, then there are songs that have lyrics that are really dark. But, when they are added to such happy tunes, they are just so… crazy. So, I decided to প্রদর্শনী আপনি all the শীর্ষ Ten Songs that have darkest lyrics. Enjoy....
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Medley: (Touching Link’s hair)
Link: Will আপনি stop that
Medley: But I can’t help it
Link: Well, আপনি better try and help it, otherwise, I’ll cut off your head
Tetra: No আপনি won’t
Link: (Angrily) No I won’t
(Later, at Forest Haven)
Link: Oh, not these annoying hippy bastards
Tetra: Oh, they can’t be that ba-
Great Deku Tree: Oh, Link, it is good to see আপনি again
Tetra: AHH
Link: Told you
Great Deku Tree: Calm down, little one, no need to wor-
Tetra: Stay the fuck away from me, আপনি creep
Great Deku Tree: Goodness you’re rude.
Link: Yeah, try having her drag আপনি around like a dog.
Great Deku Tree:...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Link: Okay, so, who is the পরবর্তি helpless idiot we need to help
Tetra: Well, the পরবর্তি person on the তালিকা is a girl named Maggie.
Link: Go on
Tetra: Well, she is a rich girl and-
Link: Stop right there. That's all I needed to hear. If she's rich, she must be beautiful
Tetra: Uh, Link, I don't think আপনি should-
Link: Shut up, you're not fucking me over like last time
(Later, at the House of Wealth)
Link: Okay, so, where can we find Maggie
Maggie's Father: Oh, hello. How can I help you
Link: Hey, I am here to help your daughter
Maggie's Father: Yeah, who cares? Why don't আপনি help me? I need আপনি to go and...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Link: Oh, fucking finally. I thought we'd never get off that piece of shit island.
Tetra: Yeah, I mean, what kind of rewards were that
Link: Glad আপনি see it my way
Tetra: And all it took was your constant bitching to convince me so it would shut আপনি the hell up
Link: It's not bitching, it's complaining
Tetra: Whatever, there is the পরবর্তি island
Link: Isn't that the Forsaken Fortress
Tetra: Yeah, so what
Link: Isn't there like, hundreds of monsters, there
Tetra: Yeah, but আপনি have a sword
Link: Hmm. Good point. So, what do I need to do
Tetra: Just fight some ghost to the death
Link: Can, and most certainly,...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Okay, so, when আপনি think of violent video games, where আপনি kill civilians and police officers, some people think of Grand Theft Auto, অথবা Saints Row. Well, those are good choices, but, those actually have objectives, where আপনি don't really kill either of them. But, is there a game where আপনি go and murder innocent people, with no rhyme অথবা reason. Well, that's what this game has done. This game, which has been deemed the most violent game ever... is Hatred... Hold on to your seats, everyone. This may be too much.
So, the purpose of this game is that আপনি play as a Rob Zombie Look-A-Like, who hates...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
So, there are people out there who prefer জীবন্ত over western কার্টুন and there are people who prefer western কার্টুন over anime. Me, personally, well, if আপনি asked me at the age of seven, I would have ব্যক্ত western. But, প্রদত্ত the shit we see today, I think its obvious that জীবন্ত is still making better shows. Sure, they're no Samurai Jack, Teen Titans, অথবা Avatar: The Last Airbender, but আপনি know what else they aren't? Teen Titans GO, Annoying কমলা TV Show, and everything on Nick. So, some genius thought of a way to make an জীবন্ত that has the western style animation. That প্রদর্শনী would be the...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Windwakerguy430's Death Sentence- I mean, শীর্ষ Ten Overrated জীবন্ত of All Time. Now, let me get one thing clear. When I say overrated, I don't hate it. I just feel it gets আরো praise then it deserves. Unless I say point blank that I hate it, then I hate it. Okay. Then, lets start the list

10: Pokemon - Now, this one really hurts me to put on the list, and unlike the other ones that hurts to put on this list, this is probably the most painful, as Pokemon is my most পছন্দ জীবন্ত of all time. I প্রণয় this anime. It has some good comedy and the characters are wonderful...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Nate: (Smashes a zombies head in with a bat) (Stops) Hold on. Now, if you're going to get any idea of what is going on, I think its best that we start from the beginning
(July 12th... One দিন from Outbreak)
Nate: (Sleeping in bed) (Alarm clock rings and wakes him up) (Gets out of bed)
Chris: (Watching television)
Nate: (Walks in wearing a store uniform) Chris, when did আপনি wake up
Chris: Oh. I never slept
Nate: I see....... Anyway, I'm going to get to work, okay. আপনি just do... Whatever
Chris: Yep
Nate: (Walks out of the house)
Chris: (Keeps watching TV)

(10:00 AM.... 18 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Standing...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Now, this is a story about the cursed Sonic game, and how it became one of the most famous cursed games ever..... Why, I have no gucking clue. Honestly, Sonic.EXE is a pisspoor story.
It starts with this guy, will call him Stupid, because that's exactly what he is, who gets a Sonic game called Sonic.EXE, which he got from his friend, and he says to not play it. Then why the hell did আপনি send him the damn game.
Anyway, he starts the game up, and it shows the logo with Sonic having red eyes, the water turns blood red and the Sega logo at the bottom says "Sega 6 6 6".... And this sucks, because...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Medli: Oh, damn, I've been trying to genetically create Link দ্বারা using that blood sample. Maybe I need a seaman sample as well. Perhaps I can seduce him to- Wait, if I did that then why would I need to create this clone of his in the first place
Link: Hey, Medli
Medli: Link. You've returned. I knew you'd come back for-
Link: Yeah, whatever. Listen, I need to find some psychotic bird human hybrid, and আপনি fit that position well, so, come on
Medli: Wait, what would my father think
Link: I already talked to him
(Flashback)
Link: And that's why I need your daughter
Postman King: But can't আপনি just take...
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Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the memes from the hit show, and one of my পছন্দ shows, My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic.
Now, what can be ব্যক্ত about this show. It's amazing. But, how did it get so many memes. Well, come along, lets find out, everypony....... I hope আপনি all enjoyed me saying everypony, because I am never going to say it again.
So, the প্রদর্শনী started in October 2010. MLP was created দ্বারা Lauren Faust, mostly known for her other great works like Powerpuff Girls and Fosters প্রথমপাতা for Imaginary Friends, so, its no wonder why this প্রদর্শনী is amazing. Of course, the...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
 Joe
Joe
(Cody and Cory throw body into firepalce)
Cody: Goddamn it. How many guys did we kill
Cory: About 1574
Cody: Shit. Hey, Nick (Knocks on bathroom door) Are আপনি done yet
Nick: (Throws body into bathtub) Can't a guy get some privacy (Hums and cuts up body with knife)
Cody: (Sigh)
Alice: (Throws bodies into trash cans)
Nick: (Walks out of bathroom dragging bloody bag)

Demon: (In alley) Hmm... I need to summon my minions. Silvona. Jebodiah. Come (Fire arises)
???: Huh. Oh, Dante, good to see ya, bro
Dante: Jebodiah? Is that you
???: Well, it's Joe now, asctually
Dante: And... What is this আপনি are saying
Joe:...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Court Lobby
10:57 a.m. June 15th

Swift: So, Lou was not around when the killer attacked. That means bad news for us. Unless we can prove that he wasn't the one who killed the victim, He is no doubt going to be found guilty
Lilly: I thought this wouldn't go well. But, what about that new prosecutor everyone is talking about
Swift: আপনি mean Marcus Mays? Well, I really don't know what to expect from him. We'll just have to see how it goes in court
Lou: Hey, guys. How did the investigation go?
Swift: Not to good. The prosecution got all the evidence before we could
Lou: Oh no
Swift: But don't worry. I'll...
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