So, remember when Metal Gear Solid was a stealth game? And I ain’t talking about Survivor. We never talk about Survivor. I’m talking about that other time Metal Gear Solid was turned into something different, and it was actually good. Ladies in gentleman, I give আপনি Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, whatever that name means
Metal Gear Rising follows everyone’s পছন্দ soyboy, Raiden, as he is hunting down a terrorist group known as the Winds of Destruction, which have plans of sparking a war in the world, which involves, what else in a Metal Gear game, politicians doing seedy shit for their own purposes. But if আপনি think this’ll just be a simple stealth game, আপনি then look at the box and আপনি see that little P with the star. Metal Gear Rising was made with the help of Platinum Games, the Bayonetta team, and it’s just as stylish and smooth to play as Bayonetta. In Metal Gear Rising, আপনি have a ton of machines to fight, along with soldiers that vary in size and gear they have, but can easily be torn apart দ্বারা মাখন with Raiden’s sword. It won’t be long before Raiden slows down the world around him and is slashing apart motherfuckers with his sword into a million pieces. আপনি wanna slice them in half? Nah, আপনি wanna slice them into chunks. আপনি don’t wanna stop slicing them apart. Even if আপনি slice off an arm, they’ll still be coming at you. Even if আপনি leave them as a human potato, they’ll still struggle to fight you. Just slice them. Helicopters, slice them up. Giant robots, slice them up. Metal Gear RAY, something that was nearly impossible to destroy in পূর্ববর্তি games, just slice it up. This game is debatably as insane as Bayonetta when it comes to the sheer spectacle of what’s going on. And the boss fights in this game are so damn insane. From the fight with Mistral who uses a dozen arms to fight, to Monsoon who can disassemble his body to dodge your attacks and সরানো as fast as hell, to Sundowner, who is just the heaviest motherfucker in the world. And the final boss of this game is a meme powerhouse of destruction that can fuck আপনি up, but আপনি can fuck him up too. It’s so much damn madness. And I have to say it again, but that soundtrack is incredible. Some of the hardest industrial rock সঙ্গীত and some of the best vocal tracks I’ve heard in a video game since, with stuff like Rules of Nature, Red Sun, It Has to Be This Way, and my personal favorite, Collective Consciousness. And just when আপনি think it’s over, আপনি get DLC of two other characters, Jetstream Sam and Bladewolf, and আপনি get the chance to play through their campaigns, with Sam having a new taunt skill and Bladewolf having a whole new boss, and it’s fucking free! Okay, this game is amazing. Everyone buy Metal Gear Rising please.
Metal Gear Rising is… an experience like no other. Every moment the game is being played feels like something unique. It’s why I প্রণয় Platinum Games so much, for their quality, their gameplay, and just how new and fresh it feels. And I assure you, this isn’t our last Platinum game. But with that said, Metal Gear Rising. Amazing game. Please buy it and rub it in Metal Gear Solid: Survivor’s face.
After the Rage Guy, this was the সেকেন্ড of the rage comic characters to appear. He appeared as a character in a 4chan comic known as April Fools and it shows him as a disappointed অথবা lonely person. However, he didn't gain popularity until he appeared in his সেকেন্ড comic known as Prom FUUU, which soon gained hundreds of fans.
After that, Forever Alone began to flood rage comics all over the internet. He was shown. He is shown to use humor in the suffering of people who are still single.
Now, it is time for the score. The final score for this meme is a Fail. I'm sorry, but I just feel as though that this meme is a little overused. If it wasn't used so much, I may not hate it, but sorry, I do. That's it for this review, I will see আপনি all পরবর্তি time
So remember back when I reviewed Fable II that I liked both of the first Fable games and how I am not a true L337 Gamer as a result? Well, this is the other of the two Fable games, Fable the first, অথবা Fable: The হারিয়ে গেছে Chapters, as I have never played the original Fable, অথবা Anniversary for that matter.
Fable: The হারিয়ে গেছে Chapters has a story as unoriginal as the sequel. A young boy’s village is burned down and he goes to train and become a hero in a world where people need নায়ক to do things. As he goes about these tasks, he later gets involved with a quest that involves immortal deities,...
Back when I was going around to different movie rental places and libraries, I would always rent video games, and one of my most frequently rented games was the original Max Payne. I never played Max Payne 3 and only a few parts of Max Payne 2, so I don’t know what they are like, but after playing so much of the original Max Payne, I’m actually kind of curious to play those games.
Max Payne follows the character… Max Payne, a hard boiled New York detective with the most noir thing ever, dead family. As he investigates the new drug Valkyrie, he is framed for the murder of a fellow...
