OOC: Twas bored. Read on!

Rules for Newbies (Written দ্বারা Kaldur and other members of the team)

1) If আপনি are going to eat pickles, buy them yourself. Do not take any pickles from the fridge. EDIT: People, we’re not joking. Those two numbskulls in the infirmary? Arty broke one’s arm. The other had arsenic in his mouth.
2) If আপনি like being in vents, be warned. It is commonly used as a উৎস of transport between places in the cave, as well as a nap area.
3) আপনি can easily get হারিয়ে গেছে in the cave.
4) Do not start a pranking war with anyone, especially Delta অথবা Infinity.
5) Don’t give Ashy caffeine.
6) Don’t blatantly crush on someone আপনি know is dating.
7) Don’t make মতামত about the amount of pregnancies, firecasters, অথবা pets.
8) Make sure to read all the reference guides.
9) We do not advise bringing your খাবার into the kitchen. Keep it in your room. EDIT: Do not tell people আপনি have খাবার in your room. The outcome will almost certainly be the same if আপনি kept it in the kitchen.
10) Give couples their privacy.
11) Try to make a good first impression. We’ve had some newbies that have done things they’ve regretted on the very first day.
12) If আপনি are scared দ্বারা Infinity in any way, don’t take it personal. She does this to basically every new person.
13) Don’t bring Valium into the cave if আপনি don’t know about the ‘incident.’ Discuss the ‘incident’ with either Delta, Dimension, Infinity, অথবা Robin.
14) Death is a very touchy subject for most of our members. So is family. Be careful.
15) Don’t go asking about people’s pasts if আপনি haven’t gained complete trust yet.
16) Pretty damn important: Do. Not. Piss. Fin. Off. *See recently added reference guide below*
17) Cat loves cookies. Enough said.
18) Mel likes sugar. Enough said.
19) Under no circumstances are আপনি allowed to get drunk. EDIT:You can come to the cave drunk, আপনি cannot drink in the cave. EDIT 2: Just ignore this entire rule completely. It’s pointless.
20) If আপনি are a brony, convene with us every Saturday in Fin’s room. She’s got a T.V. in there, and we have no clue why, but it’s nice to watch it in private.
21) Some of us have strange things we do. Accept it.
22) A nice thing to do is restock on drinks and/or খাবার supplies. It’s thoughtful.
23) Don’t leave Nutella in plain sight.
24) Knock before entering someones room.
25) If আপনি do have a nemesis, we’d like to know! We’re very glad to help আপনি defeat them.

Welcome to the team!

Reference Guide to Pissing Fin off:
1) Casually mention Chelsea অথবা Brennan in any conversation, like they’re not a big deal.
2) Convince Blaire (her dog) to eat chocolate.
3) In the middle of the night, sneak into her room and organize her closet.
4) Weld the vent cover that leads into her room shut.
5) Weld the vent cover that leads into the রান্নাঘর shut.
6) Weld the vent covers shut.
7) Give Aisling caffeine, then shut her in a room with Fin and lock the doors.
8) Tell her she’s only got one eye when her hair is down.
9) Dye her hair maroon-brown.
10) Dye her hair.
11) Draw on her face.
12) Make everything in her room fireproof.
13) Take her belt.
14) Tell her that if Kenzie’s her daughter, then Chelsea’s the other parent.
15) Take the pickles in the fridge that are labeled ‘Fin’ and replace them with a normal jar of pickles, still labeled.
16) Take any of her electronics.
17) Put her iPod on full volume while she isn’t looking.
18) Tell her Eric fell off a cliff.
19) Tell her Eric didn’t survive the fall.
20) Ask her how her parents are doing.
21) Ask her how many people she’s killed.
22) Casually mention that আপনি use all স্বর্ণ weapons in front of her.
23) Talk to Demon, then tell Fin আপনি know her future.
24) Drink all the rootbeer and not replace it.
25) Tell her that basically everyone in her family is dead.
26) Take a picture of her while she’s asleep.
27) Make her ringtone The Gummy ভালুক song.
28) Ask her how suction cup-like Roy’s lips really are.
29) Discuss with her, in full detail, how she died.
And, finally,
30) Straight out insult her, using as much sarcasm as possible in every sentence. You’ll end up on her death list.