So here we are ladies and gentlemen, Don’t Stop. The সেকেন্ড single off 5 সেকেন্ড of Summer’s debut album of the same name. Now the শিরোনাম lets us all know exactly what this thing is gonna be about so there’s no use trying to hide it. They wrote a sex song, I see you’ve grown up 5SoS, good for you! Here’s a freaking cookie. The সঙ্গীত video starts out with an underwear gag with them all in superhero outfits, joyful. I am filling with happiness….

The সঙ্গীত kicks in to what at first seems like a normal pop punk song, and then it all goes downhill from there. Yeah, that happened fast,...