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Alice saw Tarrant dressed as a lifeguard and ব্যক্ত "Hi Tarrant. What's going on?"

Tarrant ব্যক্ত "I'm working on a experiment involving hats."

Alice ব্যক্ত "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Tarrant ব্যক্ত "I'm used to hearing that. I'm trying to make hats that can float in water which is why I'm going to be a lifeguard today."

Alice ব্যক্ত "I didn't know that there was a pool nearby."

Tarrant ব্যক্ত "It's been around since 1865. I have an idea."

Alice ব্যক্ত "What?"

Tarrant ব্যক্ত "You should swim in the pool wearing 1 of my new hats to find out if the hats can float."

Alice ব্যক্ত "Okay, but I'll need a swimsuit."

Tarrant ব্যক্ত "Luckily swimsuits are on sale. Buy 9, get 1 free."

Alice ব্যক্ত "That's not a very good sale."

Tarrant ব্যক্ত "Well it seemed like a good sale to me which is why I bought 10 swimsuits." Tarrant handed a light blue সাঁতারের পোষাক to Alice. Tarrant ব্যক্ত "When you're ready we will test out my floating hats."

Alice and Tarrant went to the swimming pool. Tarrant ব্যক্ত "Hello. I'm Tarrant. I'm your lifeguard today. Please don't drown."

Alice ব্যক্ত "I got on this পরাকাষ্ঠা floating hat."

Tarrant ব্যক্ত "Lovely. Please go into the swimming pool and find out if the hat will float."

Alice ব্যক্ত "Yes sir."

The Dormouse ব্যক্ত "The white rabbit is drowning."

Tarrant ব্যক্ত "Rabbit please stop drowning."

The white rabbit ব্যক্ত "Okay." The white rabbit stopped drowning.

Alice was in the pool. She ব্যক্ত "The hat is floating."

Tarrant did a victory dance. He ব্যক্ত "That's wonderful."

Alice ব্যক্ত "Is there anything else that I should do?"

Tarrant ব্যক্ত "Yes. Wear 2 floating hats at the same time."

Alice ব্যক্ত "Um okay."

Tarrant ব্যক্ত "Great. It's working. 2 hats can float even while on শীর্ষ of each other."

Alice ব্যক্ত "How cool."

Tarrant ব্যক্ত "But I know to things even cooler." Tarrant put 48 আরো hats on Alice's head. Tarrant ব্যক্ত "Are they floating?" 50 hats weighed so much that Alice started to drown.

Alice ব্যক্ত "Oh no."

Tarrant ব্যক্ত "Where's the lifeguard?"

The Dormouse ব্যক্ত "You're the lifeguard."

Tarrant ব্যক্ত "Really? This isn't good."

The March খরগোশ ব্যক্ত "You better get her out of the pool."

Tarrant ব্যক্ত "I don't see her, because the pool is full of hats."

Tarrant jumped into the pool. He ব্যক্ত "I'll feel around to find Alice. That feels like her. I need to pull harder." Tarrant pulled hard and threw something out of the pool. He ব্যক্ত "I think I got her. She weighs less than I expected."

Alice ব্যক্ত "Tarrant আপনি saved a couple of hats, not me."

Tarrant ব্যক্ত "Oh. I'll try again."

Alice ব্যক্ত "I'm here. Please save me."

Tarrant pulled and ব্যক্ত "There's no need to fear, the hatter is here."

Alice "Please pull harder." Alice heard some tearing sounds.

Tarrant threw Alice out of the pool. Tarrant grabbed the floating hats. Tarrant ব্যক্ত "Some of my hats got torn. How sad. Also someone's light blue সাঁতারের পোষাক got ripped apart." Alice's সাঁতারের পোষাক was destroyed. Alice was bare so she ran to the changing room. Tarrant ব্যক্ত "Where is Alice?"

Bare Alice accidentally ran to the male changing room. The Cheshire Cat ব্যক্ত "Wrong room."

Alice ব্যক্ত "I'm sorry." Alice ran to the female changing room.

A few মিনিট later Alice returned wearing her Chinese dress. Tarrant ব্যক্ত "I'm sorry that আপনি almost drowned Alice. I'm a terrible lifeguard."

Alice ব্যক্ত "That's true, but you're the most wonderful friend ever."

Tarrant ব্যক্ত "And আপনি are the most wonderful time traveler ever. You're even better than Christopher Lloyd. দ্বারা the way do আপনি feel alright? Do আপনি need CPR?"

Alice ব্যক্ত "No."

Tarrant ব্যক্ত "Great, because I don't know how to do CPR."

Alice ব্যক্ত "How were আপনি allowed to be a lifeguard?"

Tarrant ব্যক্ত "I pretended to know what I was talking about."