লেখক note: This is my first chapter of my novil- it will take a bit for the story to go to Jasper so deal with it.
Boom! The thunder crashed again at Idaho (im not telling আপনি people what town). I was waiting for my bus to take me home. How was school Dillon? Asked my friend Jakob. (FYI-I don't give a damm if আপনি thinkk i spelled his name wrong cause i didn't!) It was gay as usual. How was it gay! Did আপনি rape your fucking নেকড়ে friend from the gay movie your soo ubsessd with? Tony the asshole asked. No dipshit!, I was trying to take my test when I heard আপনি pleasuring yorself, wishing it was your mom! Dillon at least shes a female, but u wish u got raped দ্বারা HUMPrey- a guy wolf!Oops! I meant আপনি let Humprey hump আপনি and আপনি enjoyed it! Your such a Fag Tony! Finally, it was my stop. Bye Matt. Then I got off the bus and I was sprinting home. I made it to my driveway still sprinting so I wouldn't get drenched, BOOM! the thunder clapped and lightning sapped my driveway and created a black hole! Holy shit! Help, its sucking me in! As i was trying to climb out the black hole sucked strong winds and it blew a rock right into my head, and i fell unconshis.
I woke up confused, because i remember the black hole sucking me in, but now im laying on the back of a carabou! Holy fuck im surrounded দ্বারা carabou now! Oh shit! Stampede! They are running so fast and i don't know why- if i jump ill be crushed দ্বারা others! then i clenched on tight to its neck. I felt something uncomfterble in my pocket..... FUCK IM নিরাপদ ITS MY DAGGER! Then I grabbed it out of my pocket and slit the carabous neck and it colapst on the ground. All the other carabou ran around it and kept running further in the distance. Then I saw a huge group of figures that look like... Holy shitt its a pack of wolves..... Holy shit.. not just any wolves... its Kate, Garth, Cando, Hutch, and all the other alphas from the pack! OOps- i ব্যক্ত that outloud, and they heard it. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, they started to growl at me. Who the fuck are you, How do আপনি know our names Human! shouted Garth. I am Dillon, I whatched alpha and omega- a movie about you. What the fuck is a movie! How did আপনি get here! shouted Kate. A black hole sucked me in, and i fell un conshis,and i woke up on a carabous back during the stampede, where am i. your in jasper park canada answered Kate,.............. (i couldn't answer to that cause cando tackled me and choked me untill i fell unconshis)
Boom! The thunder crashed again at Idaho (im not telling আপনি people what town). I was waiting for my bus to take me home. How was school Dillon? Asked my friend Jakob. (FYI-I don't give a damm if আপনি thinkk i spelled his name wrong cause i didn't!) It was gay as usual. How was it gay! Did আপনি rape your fucking নেকড়ে friend from the gay movie your soo ubsessd with? Tony the asshole asked. No dipshit!, I was trying to take my test when I heard আপনি pleasuring yorself, wishing it was your mom! Dillon at least shes a female, but u wish u got raped দ্বারা HUMPrey- a guy wolf!Oops! I meant আপনি let Humprey hump আপনি and আপনি enjoyed it! Your such a Fag Tony! Finally, it was my stop. Bye Matt. Then I got off the bus and I was sprinting home. I made it to my driveway still sprinting so I wouldn't get drenched, BOOM! the thunder clapped and lightning sapped my driveway and created a black hole! Holy shit! Help, its sucking me in! As i was trying to climb out the black hole sucked strong winds and it blew a rock right into my head, and i fell unconshis.
I woke up confused, because i remember the black hole sucking me in, but now im laying on the back of a carabou! Holy fuck im surrounded দ্বারা carabou now! Oh shit! Stampede! They are running so fast and i don't know why- if i jump ill be crushed দ্বারা others! then i clenched on tight to its neck. I felt something uncomfterble in my pocket..... FUCK IM নিরাপদ ITS MY DAGGER! Then I grabbed it out of my pocket and slit the carabous neck and it colapst on the ground. All the other carabou ran around it and kept running further in the distance. Then I saw a huge group of figures that look like... Holy shitt its a pack of wolves..... Holy shit.. not just any wolves... its Kate, Garth, Cando, Hutch, and all the other alphas from the pack! OOps- i ব্যক্ত that outloud, and they heard it. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, they started to growl at me. Who the fuck are you, How do আপনি know our names Human! shouted Garth. I am Dillon, I whatched alpha and omega- a movie about you. What the fuck is a movie! How did আপনি get here! shouted Kate. A black hole sucked me in, and i fell un conshis,and i woke up on a carabous back during the stampede, where am i. your in jasper park canada answered Kate,.............. (i couldn't answer to that cause cando tackled me and choked me untill i fell unconshis)
When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL, LMAO, অথবা ROTFLMAO!"
Start using ফেসবুক for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 ফেসবুক accounts.
Lose 20 pounds দ্বারা going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a দিন on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at স্টারবাক্স্ this year.
Lose weight দ্বারা inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a গুপ্তশব্দ other than "password"
Start using ফেসবুক for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 ফেসবুক accounts.
Lose 20 pounds দ্বারা going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a দিন on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at স্টারবাক্স্ this year.
Lose weight দ্বারা inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a গুপ্তশব্দ other than "password"
i rap better it makes that air breath let loose.
go head call me gay i be runnin through the রাস্তা with my buds with high shoes;
yeah theyre aint much to do down the street.
now we be rappin through the corner yeah we infinites but we been stoppin be the po-lice.
নমস্কার pretty lady-
keep lookin sexy, maybe আপনি can call me;
keep lookin like আপনি aint interested but inside i make ur mouth grindin without no teeth,
(uh)
আপনি look at me like im some shit,
yeah আপনি cant lie,
say it to my face yeah never mind আপনি way 'bove my height
how bout i give আপনি an explict,
im like an overdozed bitch
im to greedy to cast spells yeah im for sale no আরো less than a buck fifthy,
dont bother me when im sittin 'sippin soda under 'neath a tree.
let my body dry,
autumn effects myrhymes now they be fallin leafs.......
go head call me gay i be runnin through the রাস্তা with my buds with high shoes;
yeah theyre aint much to do down the street.
now we be rappin through the corner yeah we infinites but we been stoppin be the po-lice.
নমস্কার pretty lady-
keep lookin sexy, maybe আপনি can call me;
keep lookin like আপনি aint interested but inside i make ur mouth grindin without no teeth,
(uh)
আপনি look at me like im some shit,
yeah আপনি cant lie,
say it to my face yeah never mind আপনি way 'bove my height
how bout i give আপনি an explict,
im like an overdozed bitch
im to greedy to cast spells yeah im for sale no আরো less than a buck fifthy,
dont bother me when im sittin 'sippin soda under 'neath a tree.
let my body dry,
autumn effects myrhymes now they be fallin leafs.......
Looks like im under in this bridge,
Fall all over til it no longer tilts
Then it builds UP!
After this bridge im just gonna chill,
But I aint got no time to kill.
Need to fight to death; wait til I catch my breath-
In a sec I rip out Ready to conceal-
Eliminate every rapper in the forest with just a fist-
Fuck it I spit it all, yeah im infinite
Meanin,
I fuck আপনি all.
Play down দ্বারা the রাস্তা while the opponent takes my ball;
I aint got no time to write no আরো rhymes
Now আপনি die…but that’ll be a draw;
Cause আপনি সারমেয় chewed up ya collars,
মুষ্ট্যাঘাত ‘n kick প্রদর্শনী how আপনি win,
But ya aint no bawlers- freestyle lane of freedom
Sayin you’re the big deal… whatcha breathin?
আপনি breathin’ weed
I’d be breedin for those type of wimen semen (ha-ha)
Just kiddin,
Ya need infinite follow the broken trees yeah its my district……
Yeah, infinite
Fall all over til it no longer tilts
Then it builds UP!
After this bridge im just gonna chill,
But I aint got no time to kill.
Need to fight to death; wait til I catch my breath-
In a sec I rip out Ready to conceal-
Eliminate every rapper in the forest with just a fist-
Fuck it I spit it all, yeah im infinite
Meanin,
I fuck আপনি all.
Play down দ্বারা the রাস্তা while the opponent takes my ball;
I aint got no time to write no আরো rhymes
Now আপনি die…but that’ll be a draw;
Cause আপনি সারমেয় chewed up ya collars,
মুষ্ট্যাঘাত ‘n kick প্রদর্শনী how আপনি win,
But ya aint no bawlers- freestyle lane of freedom
Sayin you’re the big deal… whatcha breathin?
আপনি breathin’ weed
I’d be breedin for those type of wimen semen (ha-ha)
Just kiddin,
Ya need infinite follow the broken trees yeah its my district……
Yeah, infinite