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posted by 63712
humphrey an american spy whatched the nazi army marched through as he stood and wiped the sweat off his fore head *konniggratzer marsch plays* look at them all im glad we have had the strategic upper hand the last few months অথবা else we would all be screwed. humphrey took his nazi officers টুপি from the uniform he was wearing off and used it as a অনুরাগী for a সেকেন্ড and put it on another officer stepped up and ব্যক্ত agent dead o black this is agent richareeson the 3rd do আপনি copy. yes i do are আপনি seeing this. yep. meanwhile in moscow... run dar sheeshen! al benn tugaa! grenades flew through the air and bombarded a russian t34 tank the tank shot out brick walls in the apartment buildings with its 0.308mm. machine gun hutch a renegade american cia agent had gone mad and betrayed the us and became a nazi panzershrek soldier at the time in moscow he had been carrying 3 things a scoped kar 98 a mg34 and a luger. he mounted the mg34 in a broken window. it wasnt doing very much he ব্যক্ত no no no its not right he fragged his entire sqaud and killed them all and yelled out IM AN AMERICCCCAAAAANNN!he took out his id and ব্যক্ত dont shoot he took his luger and shot another german in the head and he collapsed the russian got out of the tank and ব্যক্ত well it seems strange just because আপনি shot your men dosent mean your american it could mean your a traitor comrade! the russian soldier observed the americans id and ব্যক্ত why the fu** are আপনি doing here if your an american its a long story i will let আপনি know later ব্যক্ত hutch. meanwhile back in berlin... oh jeez how much longer do i have to wear this tacky outfit im sweating to death. just a little longer. humphrey lit a cigaret and salty পরবর্তি to it took it out of his mouth and stomped on the cherry. no smoking.! its only gonna get worse! he ব্যক্ত what the h*** that was my last smoke man no time salty shouted and they ran and got into a panzerwerfer and it drove away leaving a trail of dust and a track mark in the dirt. back at moscow... well i looked out the window and what do i see outside the base, a ফ্রোজেন american. it strange ah is he ok uh i think so. *chatter chatter chatter chatter* uh comrade why are আপনি smoking? kept me warm *puff* well im oh god for got the snow. hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! THE END
posted by REDWolfleader
Two weeks later...


"David!!!It's coming!"
"Ok ok. I had a degree in psychology. But I also went for other জন্তু জানোয়ার not just humans and নেকড়ে aren't all that different.Now just breath, in and out. Now push." I get into position"Ok just push some more, here's the head! Keep pushing,Kate.The shoulders,legs and... It's,a girl!"and in another few minutes,"This ones a boy,I think... uhm... yeah it's a boy,wait,yeah boy." Kate just laughed at me and asked me,
"What should their names be?"
"Whatever আপনি want honey." I ব্যক্ত smiling.
"Haw about... the girl...Jessica, অথবা Jess short...and the boy, Lucky."
"That...
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VERSE 1:
my নেকড়ে girl and I
Go together like a জ্যাকেট and a tie
আপনি can't get me out the door
When stormy weather comes
Curl up দ্বারা the আগুন for ever more

VERSE 2:
My নেকড়ে girl and I
Go together like a truth destroys a lie
আপনি can stiff me up in bed
When stormy weather comes
Ringing in my ears is what you've just said

Chorus:
Howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl!
Howl, Howl, howl, howl, howl
Means that I প্রণয় you!
Howl for me darling
Means that i প্রণয় আপনি too!

Bridge:
(whistle)
Suck me girl
(whistle)
Fuck me girl
Means that loving is due

Verse 3:
My নেকড়ে girl and I
Goes together like a breath and a sigh
আপনি can lick me all the way
When stormy weather comes
There's just one thing to say

Bridge:
(whistle)
Suck me girl
(whistle)
Fuck me girl
Means that loving is due

Chorus:
Howl howl howl howl howl howl
Howl howl howl howl howl howl
Means that I প্রণয় you
Howl for me darling
Means that I প্রণয় আপনি two

I প্রণয় আপনি too!
posted by anubis210
ok some দুশ্চরিত্রা and her review say anything u like

My preschooler accidentally ordered this movie OnDemand, and since it was a kid movie I let it play instead of calling and canceling the order. I will say this, it kept her attention. That is literally all I can say in it's favor. Awful, clichéd, ridiculous tripe from start to finish. The characters, totally unlikeable, every one. The situations, preposterous. আপনি have to suspend your common sense at every turn. The jokes, stupid. They wisecrack at the worst possible moments. আপনি can hear the writers in every word, contriving their lame jokes and অবিশ্বাস্য plot points. I groaned out loud several times, never laughed. It's like it was written দ্বারা a class of 4th graders, with it's squirmy sex talk and predictable story line. With so many truly great animated films to choose from, this has no reason to even exist. Stay away, unless আপনি are three and just want to look at the doggies for an hour.
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this is the scene i hate the most in this otherwise okay movie
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i`m going on... a LEAVE OF ABSENSE TEMPORARILY MAYBE NOT TEMPORRILY ok i may never come back but heres a link to make this song even better link PEACE and cheers lads!
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idk who made this but I give all the credit to them
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The promo video for Wolfpack Motorsports...
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