Warning, crap sence of humor and pee and poo, and language might contain to this article. Your বিবরণ is advised.
"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a বৃক্ষ with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber আপনি jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the বৃক্ষ was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.
Fat fucks!
Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty আপনি ready." Humphrey said. "Hey Shut up ya fat fuck!" Garth said. Then humphrey went sleding down. Then he fell down. Then Kate saw him. "Oh humphrey আপনি sure let yourself go!" Kate said. And she had a smirk on her face. "Yep, and so did you!" Humphrey said. "Hey আপনি fat গাধা আপনি better Shut the hell up!" Kate said. "Aww, Whatever ya agressive-Bitch ha ha!" Humphrey said. "....wait... I was that aggresive last Night?" Kate asked. Then Garth nodded.
Pee Pee
Shakey walked up to saltys den. He was on top. Waiting for him to come out. 5 mins later. Then Salty came out and shakey Peed all over Salty. "awww, dude what the fuck!" Salty shouted. "What.... Ha ha its funny!" Shakey said. Then shakey was waiting for humphrey in the den. But in stead shakey came it. And humphrey was asleep. Then shakey came up to him Then shakey Peed all over humphreys face. "awww, dude, damn it, Im trying to sleep!!!" Humphrey said. "Ha ha দুশ্চরিত্রা see me trolling!!!" Shakey said. Then shakey snuck behind mooch. The shakey was peeing on his back. "What the hell!!!" Mooch yelled. Then shakey was laughing. Then mooch and humphrey and Salty were so pissed they were kicking his ass.
The portal potty ride.
Humphrey thought salty, Garth, shakey, mooch, Hutch, cando. And he showed them a new Project. There were 4 towers. And there was rope attached to the portal potty to each tower. And Kate, Lilly, candy, sweets and a few females were watching. "Now, one of আপনি is going for a ride, if আপনি do this, আপনি get 100 dollars to do this." Humphrey said. "Ummm.... Humphrey this is stupid!" Garth said. "a 10000 dollars!" Humphrey said. "Okay fine, but Im doing it for the money!" Garth said. He went into the portal potty. Then humphrey and Salty striped him on the sit. Then they walked out. And they shutted the door. "Now Lilly, I would like আপনি to press this button!" Humphrey said. "Oh, umm ok!" Lilly said. She pressed the Button. The the portal potty went up. And went down. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Garth was screaming. Crap was flying. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!" Garth screamed. The portal potty was going all the way up to 300 feet up to the air. Then 10 mins the ride stopped. Garth came out. He had Shit all over Him. "Well wheres the money!" Garth said. "Here আপনি go, Heres your money, *gags* dude আপনি Need a shower!" Humphrey ব্যক্ত and gaged. "Lilly meet আপনি at the গর্ত ok honey. " Garth said. "Ok, *she also smelled it*!" Lilly said. But he took a shower. Then he was alright the পরবর্তি day.
Super glue
"Hello my name is Hutch, and this is super glue!" Hutch said. He got out a glue and it ব্যক্ত "Sooper glue". "Okay নমস্কার cando and Garth, ready?" Hutch asked. He poured glue to Garth and to cando, and made them stick together. "Hey hutch!!! What the fuck! Get us out of this!!!" Garth said. Then hutch was laughing so hard.
End of episode
"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a বৃক্ষ with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber আপনি jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the বৃক্ষ was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.
Fat fucks!
Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty আপনি ready." Humphrey said. "Hey Shut up ya fat fuck!" Garth said. Then humphrey went sleding down. Then he fell down. Then Kate saw him. "Oh humphrey আপনি sure let yourself go!" Kate said. And she had a smirk on her face. "Yep, and so did you!" Humphrey said. "Hey আপনি fat গাধা আপনি better Shut the hell up!" Kate said. "Aww, Whatever ya agressive-Bitch ha ha!" Humphrey said. "....wait... I was that aggresive last Night?" Kate asked. Then Garth nodded.
Pee Pee
Shakey walked up to saltys den. He was on top. Waiting for him to come out. 5 mins later. Then Salty came out and shakey Peed all over Salty. "awww, dude what the fuck!" Salty shouted. "What.... Ha ha its funny!" Shakey said. Then shakey was waiting for humphrey in the den. But in stead shakey came it. And humphrey was asleep. Then shakey came up to him Then shakey Peed all over humphreys face. "awww, dude, damn it, Im trying to sleep!!!" Humphrey said. "Ha ha দুশ্চরিত্রা see me trolling!!!" Shakey said. Then shakey snuck behind mooch. The shakey was peeing on his back. "What the hell!!!" Mooch yelled. Then shakey was laughing. Then mooch and humphrey and Salty were so pissed they were kicking his ass.
The portal potty ride.
Humphrey thought salty, Garth, shakey, mooch, Hutch, cando. And he showed them a new Project. There were 4 towers. And there was rope attached to the portal potty to each tower. And Kate, Lilly, candy, sweets and a few females were watching. "Now, one of আপনি is going for a ride, if আপনি do this, আপনি get 100 dollars to do this." Humphrey said. "Ummm.... Humphrey this is stupid!" Garth said. "a 10000 dollars!" Humphrey said. "Okay fine, but Im doing it for the money!" Garth said. He went into the portal potty. Then humphrey and Salty striped him on the sit. Then they walked out. And they shutted the door. "Now Lilly, I would like আপনি to press this button!" Humphrey said. "Oh, umm ok!" Lilly said. She pressed the Button. The the portal potty went up. And went down. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Garth was screaming. Crap was flying. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!" Garth screamed. The portal potty was going all the way up to 300 feet up to the air. Then 10 mins the ride stopped. Garth came out. He had Shit all over Him. "Well wheres the money!" Garth said. "Here আপনি go, Heres your money, *gags* dude আপনি Need a shower!" Humphrey ব্যক্ত and gaged. "Lilly meet আপনি at the গর্ত ok honey. " Garth said. "Ok, *she also smelled it*!" Lilly said. But he took a shower. Then he was alright the পরবর্তি day.
Super glue
"Hello my name is Hutch, and this is super glue!" Hutch said. He got out a glue and it ব্যক্ত "Sooper glue". "Okay নমস্কার cando and Garth, ready?" Hutch asked. He poured glue to Garth and to cando, and made them stick together. "Hey hutch!!! What the fuck! Get us out of this!!!" Garth said. Then hutch was laughing so hard.
End of episode
Includes few new যেভাবে খুশী wolf.
It's started somewhere in Jasper me and my family
Rose my mother and Shade my father Just moved from Sawtooth National Park.
Me: Dad Look a den.
Shade: Well, Let's check it out.
Rose: What if this গর্ত Belongs
Me: Don't worry if they do We'll find another one
We ran towards the den.
Me: Looks empty to me
Shade: Jason me and your mom are going
hunting.Stay guard of the গর্ত for us
Me: Okay.
I walk towards the গর্ত and fell asleep
Then there was walk to the den
Wolf: What are আপনি doing here?
Me: My family and I moved here.
Wolf:Where from?
Me: Sawtooth.
Wolf: Wow great place.
Me: Please excuse me I gotta find a den.
Wolf: No, you'll be killed please stay.
Me: Look this is your গর্ত আপনি should keep it.
Wolf: There enough room How many are you?
Me: Three. Me, my mother and I.
Me: Off I go.
Wolf: Wait!
It's started somewhere in Jasper me and my family
Rose my mother and Shade my father Just moved from Sawtooth National Park.
Me: Dad Look a den.
Shade: Well, Let's check it out.
Rose: What if this গর্ত Belongs
Me: Don't worry if they do We'll find another one
We ran towards the den.
Me: Looks empty to me
Shade: Jason me and your mom are going
hunting.Stay guard of the গর্ত for us
Me: Okay.
I walk towards the গর্ত and fell asleep
Then there was walk to the den
Wolf: What are আপনি doing here?
Me: My family and I moved here.
Wolf:Where from?
Me: Sawtooth.
Wolf: Wow great place.
Me: Please excuse me I gotta find a den.
Wolf: No, you'll be killed please stay.
Me: Look this is your গর্ত আপনি should keep it.
Wolf: There enough room How many are you?
Me: Three. Me, my mother and I.
Me: Off I go.
Wolf: Wait!
These are all just guesses and aren’t actually confirmed, let me know what আপনি think.
Humphrey - 22
it’s obvious that he is young
Kate - 20
it think she is younger than Humphrey because when they are kids she sounds less mature
Lilly - 18
Lilly is defiantly a few years younger than Kate
Garth - 20
due to an arranged marriage I would guess Garth is the same age as Kate.
Marcel - 47
I would assume Marcel is middle aged
Paddy - 40
Paddy is also probably middle aged
Winston - 54
Winston is Kate and Lilly’s father so he would have to be at least 40.
Tony - 64
Tony is Garth father so would also have to be at least 40, however he seems to have back problems something that old people get a lot
Eve - 47
Yet again Eve would have to be at least 40, but I think she’s probably slightly younger than Winston.
Humphrey - 22
it’s obvious that he is young
Kate - 20
it think she is younger than Humphrey because when they are kids she sounds less mature
Lilly - 18
Lilly is defiantly a few years younger than Kate
Garth - 20
due to an arranged marriage I would guess Garth is the same age as Kate.
Marcel - 47
I would assume Marcel is middle aged
Paddy - 40
Paddy is also probably middle aged
Winston - 54
Winston is Kate and Lilly’s father so he would have to be at least 40.
Tony - 64
Tony is Garth father so would also have to be at least 40, however he seems to have back problems something that old people get a lot
Eve - 47
Yet again Eve would have to be at least 40, but I think she’s probably slightly younger than Winston.