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Warning, crap sence of humor and pee and poo, and language might contain to this article. Your বিবরণ is advised.

"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a বৃক্ষ with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber আপনি jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the বৃক্ষ was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.

Fat fucks!

Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty আপনি ready." Humphrey said. "Hey Shut up ya fat fuck!" Garth said. Then humphrey went sleding down. Then he fell down. Then Kate saw him. "Oh humphrey আপনি sure let yourself go!" Kate said. And she had a smirk on her face. "Yep, and so did you!" Humphrey said. "Hey আপনি fat গাধা আপনি better Shut the hell up!" Kate said. "Aww, Whatever ya agressive-Bitch ha ha!" Humphrey said. "....wait... I was that aggresive last Night?" Kate asked. Then Garth nodded.

Pee Pee

Shakey walked up to saltys den. He was on top. Waiting for him to come out. 5 mins later. Then Salty came out and shakey Peed all over Salty. "awww, dude what the fuck!" Salty shouted. "What.... Ha ha its funny!" Shakey said. Then shakey was waiting for humphrey in the den. But in stead shakey came it. And humphrey was asleep. Then shakey came up to him Then shakey Peed all over humphreys face. "awww, dude, damn it, Im trying to sleep!!!" Humphrey said. "Ha ha দুশ্চরিত্রা see me trolling!!!" Shakey said. Then shakey snuck behind mooch. The shakey was peeing on his back. "What the hell!!!" Mooch yelled. Then shakey was laughing. Then mooch and humphrey and Salty were so pissed they were kicking his ass.

The portal potty ride.

Humphrey thought salty, Garth, shakey, mooch, Hutch, cando. And he showed them a new Project. There were 4 towers. And there was rope attached to the portal potty to each tower. And Kate, Lilly, candy, sweets and a few females were watching. "Now, one of আপনি is going for a ride, if আপনি do this, আপনি get 100 dollars to do this." Humphrey said. "Ummm.... Humphrey this is stupid!" Garth said. "a 10000 dollars!" Humphrey said. "Okay fine, but Im doing it for the money!" Garth said. He went into the portal potty. Then humphrey and Salty striped him on the sit. Then they walked out. And they shutted the door. "Now Lilly, I would like আপনি to press this button!" Humphrey said. "Oh, umm ok!" Lilly said. She pressed the Button. The the portal potty went up. And went down. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Garth was screaming. Crap was flying. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!" Garth screamed. The portal potty was going all the way up to 300 feet up to the air. Then 10 mins the ride stopped. Garth came out. He had Shit all over Him. "Well wheres the money!" Garth said. "Here আপনি go, Heres your money, *gags* dude আপনি Need a shower!" Humphrey ব্যক্ত and gaged. "Lilly meet আপনি at the গর্ত ok honey. " Garth said. "Ok, *she also smelled it*!" Lilly said. But he took a shower. Then he was alright the পরবর্তি day.

Super glue

"Hello my name is Hutch, and this is super glue!" Hutch said. He got out a glue and it ব্যক্ত "Sooper glue". "Okay নমস্কার cando and Garth, ready?" Hutch asked. He poured glue to Garth and to cando, and made them stick together. "Hey hutch!!! What the fuck! Get us out of this!!!" Garth said. Then hutch was laughing so hard.

End of episode
posted by TheChriZ1995
Chapter 13: Apologies

Humphrey awoke late in the morning, Kate was already gone doing her morning hunt so he had the গর্ত to himself. However instead of sitting around waiting for his soon to be wife to return he decided to go out and visit with his friends. Surly they were still confused about the whole idea of him and Kate actually being together, so he would have to explain everything that happened while he was a lone wolf. He was excited to see them all again, three months felt too long to be away, of course it was only a matter of time until they were back to playing their games together....
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posted by TheChriZ1995
Chapter 12: At Long Last

Hours passed and the sun began its decent towards the ground, the storm had passed leaving nothing but clear blue sky and scattered clouds. The দিন continued on like normal with নেকড়ে performing their jobs অথবা relaxing, word was already out that there would be a pack meeting at sun down. No one knew what it was about but some were starting to take notice of the fact that Humphrey had returned from his trip as a lone wolf. No one knew the real reason of why he left other than his close বন্ধু but they did know through gossip that he had left to simply explore the world....
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 the flag
the flag
"It didn't take long for he world to fall age got the best of me and hutch went out with a stab, Kate with a bullet,and the rest of the pack, with a simple speech" The soldier read the letter and tucked it into his uniform pouch his uniform was a simple suit of Tesla armor he carried old glory, the original 13 state flag on his shoulder

"Hey rob আপনি here anything?"

"Just dust and echo's man"

All around the world the nukes detonated, now a new group of people rose from the ashes all having to remember the terrible treachery of October 16 2017, the দিন the nukes fell now September 16 2552. The bombs...
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that's right, my শীর্ষ 11 পছন্দ চলচ্চিত্র of 2013 list, that's done and outta the way. now, it's time to write down my শীর্ষ 11 worst চলচ্চিত্র of 2013. অথবা as i like to call it "the fun list". why am i making this? cause we all know every best তালিকা needs a worst list, and shit চলচ্চিত্র need প্রণয় too অথবা at least just let 'em know they're shit movies. that's why i'm here, guys. also, thanks so much for checking my শীর্ষ 11 পছন্দ চলচ্চিত্র of 2013. and if আপনি ended up hating everything on that list... well, sorry to hear that, but hey. everybody has their own opinion. that being said, let's get started with...
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well guys, i know that i পোষ্ট হয়েছে the video here (so don't judge me), but i decided to write down also. here are MY শীর্ষ 11 best চলচ্চিত্র of 2013. and just a quick side note: just like in 2012 and 2011, i didn't see every movie that came out in 2013. so, these are the চলচ্চিত্র that i did see. also, আপনি might notice a few changes in the list, compared to the video. it's cause i changed the places of some of the movies. so, let's get started.

#11
starting off the তালিকা is The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. yea, even though i never read "The Hunger Games" books, i really enjoyed the first "Hunger Games" movie....
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Includes few new যেভাবে খুশী wolf.
It's started somewhere in Jasper me and my family
Rose my mother and Shade my father Just moved from Sawtooth National Park.

Me: Dad Look a den.
Shade: Well, Let's check it out.
Rose: What if this গর্ত Belongs
Me: Don't worry if they do We'll find another one
We ran towards the den.
Me: Looks empty to me
Shade: Jason me and your mom are going
hunting.Stay guard of the গর্ত for us
Me: Okay.
I walk towards the গর্ত and fell asleep
Then there was walk to the den
Wolf: What are আপনি doing here?
Me: My family and I moved here.
Wolf:Where from?
Me: Sawtooth.
Wolf: Wow great place.
Me: Please excuse me I gotta find a den.
Wolf: No, you'll be killed please stay.
Me: Look this is your গর্ত আপনি should keep it.
Wolf: There enough room How many are you?
Me: Three. Me, my mother and I.
Me: Off I go.
Wolf: Wait!
Sorry that I haven't পোষ্ট হয়েছে আরো of the series but I am back on the series.

I woke up from the shine of the sun. I looked at Alyssa, the light was shining so beautifully on her, the sheets were off and she was a little revealing. I smirked and laughed a bit. I walked out of the room down the hall, I felt a little sense of disturbance like a feeling in my stomach that something was bad had happened. I didn't ঝরনা after last night's swim and took a shower. I put my iPod on a few songs low enough so it doesn't wake anyone up, I got a towel and wash cloth and put on some hot water. The steam...
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Two weeks after winter was over and spring is here a cloudy gray sky during daytime kenny's wound is still recovering the trees are slowly growing back cause of between fall and winter kenny starting to become সরানো slow and coughing আরো due to his old age lara don't know want to do when he passed away from her's life but kenny and lara having a serious discussion about forming a new pack but having a argument is going on while lara and kenny sat দ্বারা a lake that they could drink from.

Kenny:I knew that আপনি are growing up one দিন এল-মৃত্যু পত্র won't be here to teach you. He ব্যক্ত as he sighed while lara close...
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Chapter 3: Rise of the Crimson Pack

Runt and Kate descended into the valley and found Stinky. The rest of the group had just left and Stinky was beginning to head back to his গর্ত when Runt stopped him.

“Hey, Stinky,” he called out. Stinky stopped and turned to face his brother.

“What is it, Runt?” he asked.

“Mom and I think we know how to stop these attacks,” Runt explained. “Call everyone together.”

Stinky called for an emergency pack meeting. Everyone gathered in the valley, where the meetings were now held ever since Adam’s pack joined the Western Pack.

“Everybody,” Stinky...
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Chapter 18: প্রণয় at First Sight

Cando and Hutch led Humphrey through the territory as they were on their way to see the pack leader, Winston. Humphrey noticed many of the নেকড়ে stop and look at him, not so much as an outsider who was intruding on their turf, but as a pup who needed help finding his place in the world, even though they knew nothing about him. He could tell that they were a very accepting pack, and that was an encouraging thought.

From down in the valley, Humphrey could already see the large গর্ত where they were headed. It was a stone cave with a large বৃক্ষ that stood on শীর্ষ of...
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Chapter 12: The Lone Wolf

The air was crisp, and the night had grown old when Humphrey came to. He didn’t remember much about what had happened, but as the moments passed, he slowly began to remember. The walk, the humans, the cages, and the trucks. Rolling down the পাহাড় and crashing into the tree. And Kenya. He was worried for Kenya. His body ached and he had a cut on his thigh from the metal bars of the cage.

It had been roughly a দিন since they were taken from their parents and Humphrey’s বাক্স had rolled off the truck and into the forest, although he had no idea how long it had been....
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Chapter 7: Separated

The truck began its drive back to the human settlement with Humphrey and Kenya trapped in the back; scared, alone, and fearing for their lives. After it left the clearing, the truck turned onto an uneven dirt road with an embankment on one side that steadily led down into the forest. Humphrey looked over to the other cage, where his sister was sobbing uncontrollably. He was extremely frightened, too and he was worried about his parents. But then he remembered what they had told him when Kenya was born.

“She’s the youngest one out of the three of you,” they had said....
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Chapter 3: Like Father, Like Son

Back in the Central Pack around a বছর অথবা so later, spring had just arrived, and young Humphrey was a mischievous, rambunctious three-year-old omega, happily playing with the other pups in his pack.

He had become particularly close বন্ধু with another omega pup named Steven. The two played together nearly every day. While the pack was small, that didn’t mean there weren’t great places to play. One of the most জনপ্রিয় was a large hillside near the southern border close to where the omega’s dens were. The alpha dens were farther to the north.

Adam would usually...
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added by ThatDarnHippo
These are all just guesses and aren’t actually confirmed, let me know what আপনি think.
Humphrey - 22
it’s obvious that he is young
Kate - 20
it think she is younger than Humphrey because when they are kids she sounds less mature
Lilly - 18
Lilly is defiantly a few years younger than Kate
Garth - 20
due to an arranged marriage I would guess Garth is the same age as Kate.
Marcel - 47
I would assume Marcel is middle aged
Paddy - 40
Paddy is also probably middle aged
Winston - 54
Winston is Kate and Lilly’s father so he would have to be at least 40.
Tony - 64
Tony is Garth father so would also have to be at least 40, however he seems to have back problems something that old people get a lot
Eve - 47
Yet again Eve would have to be at least 40, but I think she’s probably slightly younger than Winston.