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Warning there will be badwords and some jokes about some charectors, maybe some violents,

Starring

Humphry The Bad Ass!

Garth the Banger!

Kate and Lilly, hot গাধা sisters

Salty, shakey, and mooch, নেকড়ে gangsters

Hutch, the badass ninja!

Winston, the biker!

Eve, the demon wolf

Humphrey: hello my name is humphrey, and Welcome to the world of JACKASS!!! *humphrey gets a gun and shoots the gas tank and everybody flys every where**humphrey is humping the air looking like a badass* *kate has her thumbs up*.
kate: Awesome!!!!
*garth hit hutch and every body just get all messed up*
Humphrey: wooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

The Old Man

Humphrey is getting makeup and trying to look like an old man**has a white পশম and everything* *he puts a জ্যাকেট on*he goes to a shop* *he goes to a section**he starts stealing stuff and putting in his jacket* *his জ্যাকেট starts geting full*
The manager: what the hell আপনি doing?

Humphrey: nothing *his staring at the manager like a grumpy old man*

Manager: *his searching humphreys jacket*

Humphrey: hey, what are আপনি a rapist!

Manager: *he picked out a bunch of condoms out of humphreys jacket* get out of here!

Humphrey: is this how আপনি treat your elders?

Manager: আপনি ain't no old man your a pervert!

Humphrey: *he tries to walk out but humphrey keeps picking stuff up he sees*

Manager: damn it! *he takes the stuff away from humphrey and pushes him out*

Humphrey: *spits on the manager*

Manager: get out before I call the cops!

Humphrey: he takes his cell phone*

manager: *doesnt notice*

*humphrey walks out of the store and goes away with the managers phone*

PRANKED!!!

hutch the ninja!

*garth is eating at a table* *hutch throws water at garths face*
Hutch: NINJA!!!

Holding paws

*garth is sitting on a bench**some নেকড়ে sits দ্বারা him**garth holds his hand**the নেকড়ে has a ” wtf?” On his face**he walks away**garth starts chuckling**next নেকড়ে sits দ্বারা him*
garth: I'm gay

The other wolf: o.O *runs away*

Humphrey: way to go man! *they give each other high five*

Pranked!!!!

To be continued
Chapter 17: Attack on the Protectors

Humphrey and the others stood around Viggo, who had picked up a chair and had sat down in it. Humphrey had sent Oscar and Mick outside the tent to keep watch. Viggo looked exhausted and vulnerable. It was weird seeing him in such a helpless state.

“Viggo, what happened here?” Humphrey asked.

“Robert’s হারিয়ে গেছে his mind,” Viggo replied. “He’s gone rogue and has taken many of my men with him. The Crimson Pack has remained loyal to me for the most part, although a few have broken away as well, Martin being one of them. Robert’s always been a man of...
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Chapter 4: "We're at War"

“No!” Kate yelled.

Viggo turned and faced the group, smiling evilly.

“You know, it’s true what they say,” he said. “If আপনি want something done right, আপনি really have to do it yourself.”

Viggo’s men began chasing Humphrey and the others back into the forest.

“Accepting defeat is the most difficult, but necessary part of competition,” Viggo shouted after them.

Claudette tried to drive the humans back out, but at that moment আরো humans arrived from the east while the Crimson Pack cut off their escape in the west, effectively trapping the entire pack within...
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The Lone Survivors the টেবিল of contents

Chapter one:The last of us
A powerful pack was lead দ্বারা a ruthless নেকড়ে hunter raided a প্রথমপাতা of the frontier pack then ended the pack for good but only two নেকড়ে had managed to ran away alive.

Chapter two:Finding shelter
A former elder pack leader had saved his granddaughter now they have to find shelter from the thunder storm and rain.

Chapter three:A promise
Had got into a cave they found lara wanted to ask her's grandfather about something.

Chapter four:Tale of the wolfslayer
Kenny tells lara a story about how he had once fought a human who called himself...
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Kenny walks আরো closer of the darkness and sits down getting ready to tell a story of his to lara.

Kenny:Ok lara calm down and sit down don't get too riled up before এল-মৃত্যু পত্র tell ya a story আপনি still need some rest. He ব্যক্ত to lara putting his left paw on শীর্ষ of lara's head rubbing it and had his left paw off lara' head.

Lara smiles at her grandpa and he smiles too.

Lara:Alright grandpa. She replied calming the playful side of hers down a bit.

Kenny:Ready to hear the tale? He asked lara starts questioning him what was the story.

Lara:Yeah but what was the story about? She answered and asking kenny.

Kenny:Well...
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Chapter 20: The Fun-Loving Omega

Humphrey’s life improved significantly ever since he officially became part of the Western Pack. Everyone was kind to him, the caribou was the best he had ever had, and most importantly, he was happy. So happy, in fact, that over the years, he slowly began to forget about his past. He forgot about his life in the woods with Arnold, and he forgot about his real family. In time, he truly believed he had lived in the Western Pack his whole life as his traumatic memories were slowly suppressed দ্বারা his new life.

Shortly after Humphrey was accepted into the pack, Kate’s...
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One day, Lilly couldn’t sleep. She tried everything like: breath in for 4 seconds, and breath out for 7 seconds.
Lilly: Humphrey, I can’t sleep.
Humphrey: why..not
But instead of a normal why not, Humphrey sounded tired.
Lilly: Humphrey? Are আপনি okay?
Humphrey: what! Oh. Sorry, I just had a long দিন at work, that’s why I sound tired.
I’m not Lilly: Humphrey. আপনি voice sounds moany. Where were you.
Humphrey: wait what do আপনি mean?
Lilly: Oh so আপনি won’t tell me আপনি texting let’s see, KATE!
Humphrey: Lilly! Wait! I can explain!
Lilly: আপনি cheated on me!
Humphrey: Lilly I was just telling her...
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posted by LazarusTheAlpha
I really hope they come out with আরো A&O চলচ্চিত্র অথবা at least an A&O T.V প্রদর্শনী because according to "Timber Humphrey" they could have alot of potential and i see it because In A&O 4 how the f*** does Lilly know what they're planning then she predicts the d*mn weather!? that's some ষাঁড় if আপনি ask me unless she like Daria except shes not blind! Like if আপনি teamed Lilly, Kate, Daria, and Humphery together and teamed Claudette, Stinky, Runt, The Bear, The Porcupine, (srry i forgot their names) and Fleet together and then put the teams together to fight the rogues and the bears again THEY WOULD BE SCREWED অথবা if আপনি teamed together to hunt THE CARIBOU WOULD BE SCREWED. like this if আপনি agree 1% অথবা more.
posted by ba12035890
One night in jasper Humphrey was going to his house in his new Toyota truck.
Humphrey: Man, I wonder where Kate is, she told me she was at the house.
Later, Humphrey saw Kate and Garth having sex on the couch. Humphrey then closed the door quietly and drove crying.
Humphrey: Hey, maybe I can stay with Lilly.
Humphrey stoped at Lilly’s house and knocked on the door.
Humphrey: নমস্কার Lilly can I spend the night here? Kate’s was having sex with Garth.
Lilly: oh that’s horrible! Sure আপনি can stay with me! Are আপনি hungry অথবা thirsty?
Humphrey well, not really. I just had lunch at work.
Lily: Well...
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Chapter 13: For the Win

Humphrey turned to his sister and smiled.

"Thank you," he said.

"What, did আপনি really think that after all of these years without you, I would just go back to my boring life as a house pet?" she asked. "Being separated from আপনি was the worst thing that's ever happened to me and I will never let it happen again."

"Thanks," Humphrey said, and then paused. "Losing আপনি was hard too, and I guess, even though I hardly remembered, deep down, I was still looking for you. And now that we're together, nothing is going to separate us ever again."

Kenya smiled back.

"Now let's finish...
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Scene 4:

(After leaving the territory, the group starts to get to work. Stinky is sniffing the air.)
Humphrey: Well, Stinky. What do আপনি smell?
Stinky: You, but younger and less mature.
(Humphrey laughs nervously)
Humphrey: Yep, that's definitely me.
Kate: Anything else, Stinky?
Stinky: Hold on.
(Stinky sniffs the air again, then sniffs down towards the ground.)
Stinky: There's a trail. It's faint, but it's there. It's leading deeper into the forest.
Runt: Well, let's go see where it leads.
Claudette: Yeah Stinky, lead the way.
Stinky: Okay, follow me.
(They begin to slowly head into the woods, with Stinky...
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posted by HumphreyWolfMan
In the movie, the নেকড়ে contains human like characteristics. That means they can think like a human, but can also pass on ideas like how humans do. The first movie clearly shows this.

Assuming the logic of that is meant to be realistic, does that make it alright for the নেকড়ে to know human phrases without প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে that they learned it on the same movie?
The answer is long, and in short, it's a "yes".

In Ratatouille, Remy was able to know how to cook, and know a lot of human phrases because he learned how to, and even the movie showed that.
Alpha and Omega did not do that.

But...
Many can assume...
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Ok im new so it wont be very good

In the movie it works out with Kate and Humphrey right well in an alternative reality Lilly and Humphrey work out but in a different way. After Kate ব্যক্ত take Humphrey away to go get berries in the movie Humphrey didnt go with Lilly he sat দ্বারা the stream but in my story they go get berries but they meet a very large ভালুক and humphrey takes it down and kills it on the spot.lilly got aroused দ্বারা that because she likes strong omegas so lilly told kate what happened she ব্যক্ত যীশু Chrihst and was like how the hell did he do that he is not that strong অথবা she thought.

well hope আপনি like it if আপনি do ill write আরো i bursting with ideas
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