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The 11 সারমেয় go to the driving school.

Humphrey, Star, and Kaltag got up and woke all the dogs.
“Kaltag আপনি drive the Charger I’ll drive the Armada.” তারকা said.
“Ok.”
“Hey, we have to find Tony, Garth, and Winston. And they don’t have Phones.”
“We’re going to have to do it the old way.”
Kaltag got out and howled. They heard a shitty howl.
“Garth.”
They heard a howl, then a yelp.
“Tony that means the পরবর্তি one is Winton.”
Winston howled.
“Wait, didn’t Garth sound like he was near Dutch’s house?”
They came to Dutch’s house and rang the doorbell. Garth answered.
“I see you’re rubbing it in দ্বারা living here.”
“What?”
“Never mind.”
Lilly came.
“Hey honey, what’s going on?”
“Star and Kaltag are at the door.”
“Cool.”
“Get in and we’ll take আপনি to driving school.”
“Ok.”
They all gathered together.
“Ok, so I drive the Armada and in the front row, Garth sits পরবর্তি to me, then behind us is Kate, Humphrey, and Winston, and behind them is Mooch, Shakey, and Salty. Then in the Charger is Kaltag driving, Tony passenger in the front then the poor loner behind him is Lilly,” তারকা said.
“Ok.”
The drive was about an hour, but it was worth it. There was a lot of talking in both cars. The area of the two cars where there was the least amount of talking was in the front of the Armada. Garth and তারকা hardly knew each other. In fact, they didn’t talk until 15 মিনিট into the drive.
“So, আপনি work out?”
“Yeah, do you?”
“Well, I’m a former sled dog.”
“Former?”
“Alaska was burnt to the ground.”
“Oh, well besides that?”
“No, look how scrawny I am.”
“Ok, still, আপনি got to work out and gain weight.”
“Ok then.”
“Do squat thrusts.”
“I T-bag Humphrey.”
“Ok and crunches.”
“Well, I… I…”
“Yeah?”
“Never mind, besides T-bagging, I don’t exercise.”
“Ok.”
A row back, Humphrey was স্নেহ চুম্বন Kate.
“Stop স্নেহ চুম্বন my daughter,” Winston said.
“We’re married.”
“I know, but I’m still over protective.”
“Dad, I… well Humphrey and I…”
Kate finished the rest into Winston’s ear.
“You what!?”
“About 5 months.”
Behind that row, Mooch was going on and on.
“Remember that one time I boarded the bus and sat in the front seat?”
“That was yesterday,” Shakey said.
“I know but it was awesome!”
“It can’t be that awesome,” Salty said.
“It was! There was a wheel with floor pedals!”
“Blah!”
Garth let out his shitty howl. That killed the engine of the Armada.
“Stop that!”
“Sorry, I forgot.”
In the Charger, Kaltag and Tony were having a good conversation along with Lilly.
“I can’t believe my son married an Omega,” Tony said.
“I’m right here!” Lilly yelled.
“Yeah, I still don’t know why it’s such a big deal,” Kaltag said.
“A first born marrying a সেকেন্ড অথবা last born! It’s a huge deal.”
“Screw that.”
“Screw you.”
“I’m an Alpha, and I married an Omega.”
“Who’s your wife’s Alpha brother?”
“Actually she has a sister for an Alpha, and she’s Star’s wife, and Star’s an Omega.”
“How do আপনি know?”
“He’s my brother.”
“Oh.”
They got to the driving school. Devon and Bob were standing there.
“Hi, I’m Devon and this is Bob. Say hi Bob.”
“Yay!!!”
“We’re going to প্রদর্শনী আপনি what to do and what not to do while driving.”
They were in a snowy place.
“I’m cold,” Bob said.
“This will warm আপনি up.”
“Yay!!!”
A firebomb grenade was thrown at him.
“That feels better!” Bob ব্যক্ত just before he died.
“When entering a tunnel, make sure to proceed with caution, I’m going to have Bob do this one.”
“Yay!!!”
“Ok Bob, Go.”
“What? Ok.”
Bob went right into the tunnel but at the entrance were fusion coils. When Bob entered, he got blown up.
“Weeee!”
“If আপনি see a patch of ice one the road, proceed with caution.”
Devon successfully made it over the ice.
“Bye boss,” Bob ব্যক্ত as Devon passed.
Bob bent down, and about after 3 সেকেন্ড the fusion coils blew up.
“Now let’s see what happens when I don’t do that.”
Bob slid right into the fusion coils Bob was standing on and the fusion coils sent both Bob and the dead Warthog flying.
“Weeee!”
Meanwhile, there was an English Spartan temporarily taking Bob and
Devon’s place.
“Hello, I’m Winforplopia, I going to contribute to the Halo driving school, class, school, and what to not do, do, and don’t do while driving. When crossing a lake অথবা river bank be sure there is a bridge.”
Winforplopia tried driving across, but he fell down a ditch and died.
“As আপনি can see, I fell down the ditch and did not make it to the other side. If attempting to drive through the river bank, be sure it is not too deep, as it may cause slight damage to your…”
The Warthog exploded before he could finish.
“Ehh,”
He respawned and T-bagged himself.
“When driving, be aware of severe weather, for example, oh, lightning.”
Lightning hit the Warthog, making it blow up.
“Perhaps, it’s possible… it’s possible.”
“This concludes the wind segment of the Halo driving class of school. Thanks for watching and drive safely.”
“You’re done!”
“Time for চা and crockets.”
Devon and Bob were back.
“When passing a stopped truck, proceed with caution.”
“Too slow, move, move! Watch me!” Bob yelled.
Devon passed the Wraith only to get hit and killed দ্বারা another one.
“Yay!!!” Bob ব্যক্ত with his hand on Devon’s butt.
Bob and Devon approached a tank. They had a guy in the চূড়া firing continuously into the air and Bob yelling at the same time.
“Hey what is up!?” Bob yelled to the tank.
“Be considerate to other drivers.”
“Yay, whoo! Whoo! Yay, what am I? Yay!!! I like Victoria! Yay, I have my pants off!”
The tank shot the Warthog with his কামান at least 3 times. There was another temporary replacement.
“Hey, how ya doin, I’m antonecupofchili, thanks to Devon, I get to do this, and I want to, thanks a lot.”
There was an old lady Jackal walking across the road.
“How ya doin? If there’s an old lady taking to long to ক্রুশ the road, run her over.”
Antonecupofchili ran over the old Jackal, then threw a firebomb grenade at her.
“How ya doin? Ok, that’s what আপনি do in that situation. Oh wait, same with শিশুরা in strollers and girl scouts.”
“You’re done.”
“I’m done? How ya doin?”
“Do not enter an area that is blocked off, watch out for barriers and detours on the road. This is what can happen,” Devon said.
Bob was blocking the road, but Devon ignored him. Devon went up a পাহাড় then got sky blasted দ্বারা a grav lift. He got bounced off an explosive, and came back and hit Bob.
“Weeee!”
They got together.
“We did good, did we, did we?”
“Thanks for coming to Halo driving school.”
They did their T-bag dance.
“Time for the drive-thru,” তারকা said.
They got to the Cluckin’ Bell.
“Welcome yoo yuckin yell, may I kill you?”
“No, can I have a Cluck Burger with Chicken fries?”
“Ok, yep problem.”
“Garth, what do আপনি want.”
“Give me বেকন chicken.”
“Yo k.”
“What about you, Winston.”
“Give me a Mcchicken.”
“Would আপনি like a friend fry?”
“No my বন্ধু are fine. Anyway, Kate what do আপনি want?”
“Grilled Clucky.”
“Ok.”
“Humphrey?”
“Bacon chicken.”
“Ok, give us a বেকন chicken.”
“Ok.”
“What about you, Mooch?”
“Give me a Western Chicken.”
“Alright, a western chicken.”
“Ok, I got, a…”
“No, there’s more.”
“Ok,”
“What do আপনি want Salty?”
“Oh, give me a junior Chicken.”
“Jesus, আপনি eat less than me! Alright, a junior chicken.”
“Ok,”
“And, Shakey, what do আপনি want?”
“Give me a triple Mcchicken, with extra cheese and onions.”
“Oh. Jeez, a triple Mcchicken with extra cheese and onions.”
“Ok, so I have a triple cheese with extra…”
“No, a triple chicken.
“You know what, I probably don’t need to check.”
“Ok.”
“Pull up to the first window.”
“Ok.”
তারকা paid then came to the সেকেন্ড window and received his food. Kaltag pulled up to the menu board.
“Yelcome!”
“Ok.”
“What would youse like?”
“I would like a 10 piece chicken Mcnuggets.”
“Ok.”
“Tony, what do আপনি want?”
“Probably a Mcchicken double.”
“A Mcchicken double.”
“Ok.”
“Lilly, what do আপনি want.”
“Probably a Western Chicken.”
“Ok a…”
“No a বেকন chicken.”
“Ok…”
“No sorry grilled clucky.”
“Ok, and a grilled clucky.”
“Alright, pull up to the first window.”
“Ok.”
Kaltag paid and got his food. They soon got home. Humphrey wanted write a song.
“Alright, are আপনি a metal head?” তারকা asked.
“Yeah.”
“We’ll support you.”
“Thanks.”
“Let me see the সঙ্গীত sheet.”
Humphrey handed তারকা the sheet. তারকা looked at it for a minute.
“This is the exact same tune as The Unforgiven but different lyrics. Why is Shakey and Salty mentioned?”
“This is a song about suicide.”
“What’s it called?”
“The Dog Who Committed Suicide.”
“Oh, নমস্কার have আপনি even met মেটালিকা yet?”
“How do I meat them!? I’m able to meat them!?”
“Yeah, আপনি want to?”
“Of course!”
“I do too!” Kate said.
“Alright I’ll see who else wants to.”
তারকা howled for Tony, Winston, and Garth. Once again, they heard a shitty howl. The heard a howl then a yelp then one last one. Tony, Winston, Garth, and Lilly came to তারকা and Kaltag’s house.
“Ready to meat Metallica, আপনি 9?”
“Yeah.”
তারকা and Kaltag drove the 9 to Metallica’s house. They knocked on the door with only them in sight.
“Well, if it isn’t my two পছন্দ dogs,” Lars said.
“Lars, tell James, Kirk, and Rob that we have 9 অনুরাগী that want to meet you.”
“Damn!”
“Alright here’s one fan.”
Humphrey came. He was speechless too see Lars, his পছন্দ person at the door.
“This is Humphrey.”
“Hi.”
Humphrey remained there speechless with his mouth open.
“Humphrey, are আপনি ok.”
“Are আপনি really Lars Ulrich?”
“Yes I am.”
Humphrey jumped up and licked Lars.
“Oh, usually only তারকা does this.”
“Here’s another one.”
“Alright Humphrey, go right to meet James.”
“This is Kate.”
“Hi, Lars.”
“You’re not the nervous type.”
“Nope.”
“Alright, go left to meet Kirk.”
“Here’s Garth.”
“Hey, do আপনি work out?”
“I’m a drummer.”
“Cool.”
“Go upstairs to meet Rob.”
“Alright, here’s Mooch.”
“You’re small for a wolf.”
“I am small, so আপনি like being a drummer?”
“Yeah it’s cool.”
“Nice.”
“Go right to meet James.”
“Ok.”
“This is Shakey.”
“Hey Lars.”
“How much do আপনি eat?”
“I know, I am fat.”
“So what’s it like drumming?”
“Why did আপনি ask me that? You’re the drummer.”
“Oh, well go left to meet Kirk,”
Humphrey came out.
“Man মেটালিকা is awesome.”
“Here’s Salty.”
“Hey dude!”
“Hey, আপনি have a cool voice.”
“So do you.”
“Thanks.”
“Go upstairs to meet Rob.”
“Ok.”
Kate came out.
“I প্রণয় Metallica!”
“This is Winston.”
“Hey Lars.”
“It’s amazing all of আপনি know my name.”
“We all know you.”
“Well, I প্রণয় আপনি all!”
“We প্রণয় আপনি too,” Lilly said.
“Alright go right to meet James.”
Garth came out.
“James is buff like me! They’re all awesome though.”
“Anyway, this is Tony.”
Tony yelped before he could say anything.
“That’s similar to how I met Star.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“That’s cool. So are আপনি an Alpha?”
“Uhh…”
“Born first,” তারকা translated.
“Oh, yeah, I am.”
“Cool.”
“Go left to meet Kirk.”
“Ok.”
Mooch came out.
“Damn, best experience of my life!”
“This is the last one, Lilly.”
“You’re the one that ব্যক্ত ‘we প্রণয় আপনি too’”
“Yup.”
“You know, you’re a cooler, better looking version of Dixie.”
“Who’s Dixie?”
“I’m not sure if আপনি want to know.”
“Ok.”
“You’re too good for her. Anyway, go up to meet Rob.”
“Ok.”
Shakey came out.
“Kirk’s lucky he’s skinny!”
“I know.”
They waited about a minute. After that, Salty came out.
“You have two গিটার players!?”
“Yup.
Another মিনিট passed. Winston came out.
“Thanks for letting me meet Metallica.”
“No problem.”
Tony came immediately back out.
“Kirk’s good.”
“Did আপনি meet James and Rob?”
“No, should I go?”
“Yeah.”
Lilly came out.
“They’re all awesome.”
Tony came out.
“Sweet!”
There was a taxi driver that came.
“Ok, where to?”
“We’re not all able to fit in there.
“Hey, ok, yep problem!”
“Get out of here old guy!” Mooch yelled.
“Lololololololololololololololololololololololololol!” the taxi driver said.
“Let’s go home,” Garth said.
The Alpha and Omega characters got to meet Metallica.
Chapter 4: Revenge of a King

The rest of the group was hiding in the bushes just outside the pack borders when they heard Humphrey's terrible scream. The worst part was the fact that they couldn't do anything about it.

Back in the den, one of King's henchwolves entered the cave.

"Sir," he said.

King looked up with a furious look on his face.

"I thought I asked for complete privacy!"

"Sorry sir," the নেকড়ে said. "But there are several নেকড়ে approaching through the trees."

"Ahh!" King growled in frustration. The নেকড়ে quickly left the cave so as to avoid his master's fury.

King looked down at Humphrey,...
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TimberHumphrey for the idea that Winston and Eve took him in.

jhilton0907 for the idea that Humphrey was relocated as a pup.

Chidori1334 for idea to bring Hutch back, the idea that Humphrey was an orphan, the idea to bring Daria back, and for the idea that Cando and Hutch found Humphrey.

Chapter 2: Pack Meeting

That night, Humphrey didn't sleep too well. He was continuing to think about his parents and was talking in his sleep as he did so.

"Mom. Dad. No, don't leave. Help!"

Outside the den, Kate and Winston were quietly talking.

"We can't keep it a secret any longer," Winston said...
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