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posted by Red_Pyramid206
Ok, here is whats going to happen. For those who may get the wrong idea. Katie and I WILL get back together. I am not telling আপনি when where অথবা how its going to happen. This kind of reminds me of that movie "No Strings Attatched" with a seasoning of revenge on it. Kate and I are sex বন্ধু who only want their mates back. In order to get them back according to a plan দ্বারা Kate, they must constantly have sex in order to make their mates, who are in a relationship with eachother out of anger, jealous and want them back.


The thunder continued to boom. Kate's howl echoed through the forest. My sobs...
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posted by Red_Pyramid206
One দিন while Kate is out on a hunt, she finds a weird looking human knocked out. On his shoulder says UNSC and they take him to the pack. But Kate seems to be developing feelings for this new visitor.


Kate had awoken early in the morning to begin her hunt for the united pack. She realized it would take a lot আরো to hunt now that she had আরো mouths to feed. She took Humphrey (who was now trained), Scar, and Katie (my mate!). "Alright, where are আপনি little shits?" Katie growled. "Someone is pissed off this morning." Kate said. "I'm fucking hungry." Katie ব্যক্ত with a groan. "Hell, I am too."...
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Kate was getting ready for her তারিখ with Humphrey. They had planned to snuggle up and watch horror চলচ্চিত্র until they fell asleep in each others arms. Kate had just gotten out of the ঝরনা and dried off. She had to smell good too, especially if Humphrey was going to "make the move" tonight. "Damn, I hope he does." Kate ব্যক্ত to her reflection. She then noticed something about her reflection that made her uneasy. She noticed that when she smiled in the mirror, her reflection's was bigger, and the teeth were আরো sharp looking. How could she have missed it? She had this mirror for years. Kate...
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posted by Xscash232
 Humphrey
Humphrey
Humphrey got up and got some coffee and he added extra sugar and went and sat on the porch and the paper boy rode দ্বারা and ব্যক্ত "Hey Humphrey" and throws the paper and it lands on the porch and Humphrey says "Hey Jeremy" and then he picked up the paper and sat back down and then Garth pulled up and ব্যক্ত "Hey loser hows your piece of shit car doing" and Humphrey says "Its not a piece of crap Its a classic doush bag No wait your some stupid jock fag who comes to my house to eat cause your to poor to provide for your self" then garth walked right up to him and ব্যক্ত "Listen if your picking a fight...
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Humphrey woke up that morning to a shocking but awesome surprise. Winston was at the base, along with Hutch, Kate and Johnny! He ran from his barracks to the gates of the নেকড়ে base. The first he came to hug was his brother Hutch. Kate opened her arms expecting him o hug her first.
“Hutch, your Words of Wisdom really helped me! Thanks so much brother!”
“Nope problem Humphrey! I প্রণয় আপনি too! How did they help?”
“I was saw the flight deck of the plane, and it was so complex. I was in a rush too. Our General was yelling at us and a flashback of আপনি came, and it helped. I প্রণয় আপনি brother!”...
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Author's words: Humphrey is the main character. Some things in the actual A&O world will be changed up. For exapmle, Lilly in Humphrey's sister, and Humphrey' is not as fun-loving. I hope আপনি enjoy this cross!

Humphrey got off the log-boat and carried off his stuff. He needed a ride. He had no idea log-cars were in Jasper too. He howled for Hutch, his brother, to pick him up. Hutch eventually came to pick him up. Humphrey saw Hutch had eyeliner of something.
“Wassup brother!”
“Hey Humphrey!”
“It’s good to see আপনি man!”
“It’s good to see আপনি too!”
Hutch put Humphrey’s...
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After Jon had left, and after Humphrey had returned from his stupid act of trying to impress her, Kate made him leave out of frustration. She was in the গর্ত all alone, snow fell hard outside, blinding, about a foot had piled up already. The night was still and quiet, eerie quiet. Kate felt like shit, she could not believe she had just severed the ties of her and Jon's long standing relationship of a year. Her হৃদয় ached, she would probably never see him again, nor her son, অথবা Katie.
Kate cried herself to sleep that night, listening to the soft snow piling up ever more. She was being carried...
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posted by SentinelPrime89
It's time for the A&O Maniacs!
And we're zany to the max!
So just sit back and relax.
You'll laugh 'til আপনি collapse.
We're the A&O Maniacs!

Come যোগদান the Splash Brothers...
And the Splash Sister, Claudette!
Just for fun we run
Around the Splash movie lot.
They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught.
But we break loose
And then vamoose
And now আপনি know the plot.

We're the A&O Maniacs!
Claudette is cute and Stinky yaks,
Runt packs away the snacks
While Keith Richards plays the sax.
We're the A&O Maniacs!

Meet Lilly and Garth
Who want to rule the universe.
হাঁস and রাজহংসী flock together,
Princess whacks them with her purse.
Kate chases Daria,
While Humphrey sings a verse.
The writers flipped,
We have no script!
Why bother to rehearse?

We're the A&O Maniacs!
We have pay-or-play contracts!
We're zany to the max!
There's baloney in our slacks!
We're the A&O Mani-
Totally insane-y!
We’re the A&O Maniacs!!!!
Those are the facts!
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