Ask if we can have six in, if not we'll have to have 2
You're coming up our end aren't you? So I'll get one with you
Oh won't he let us have six in? especially not with the food
He coulda just told us no though, he dint have to be rude
See her in the green dress? She talked to me at the bar
How come its already two pound fifty? We've only gone about a yard
Dint ya see she were gorgeous, she was beyond belief
But this lad at the side drinking a Smirnoff ice came and paid for her tropical Reef
And I'm sitting going backwards, and I didn't want to leave
Its high green mate, via hillsborough please
How funny was that sketch earlier, up near that taxi rank
Oh no আপনি will have missed it, think it was when আপনি went to the bank
These two lads squaring up proper shouting, bout who was পরবর্তি in the queue The kind of thing that would seem so silly but not when they've both had a few
Calm down temper temper, আপনি shouldn_t get so annoyed
You_re অভিনয় like a silly little boy
They wanted to be men and do some fighting in the street
No surrender, no chance of retreat
Drunken plots hatched to jump it, ask around are ya sure?
Went for it but the red light was showing
And the red light indicates doors are secured
You're coming up our end aren't you? So I'll get one with you
Oh won't he let us have six in? especially not with the food
He coulda just told us no though, he dint have to be rude
See her in the green dress? She talked to me at the bar
How come its already two pound fifty? We've only gone about a yard
Dint ya see she were gorgeous, she was beyond belief
But this lad at the side drinking a Smirnoff ice came and paid for her tropical Reef
And I'm sitting going backwards, and I didn't want to leave
Its high green mate, via hillsborough please
How funny was that sketch earlier, up near that taxi rank
Oh no আপনি will have missed it, think it was when আপনি went to the bank
These two lads squaring up proper shouting, bout who was পরবর্তি in the queue The kind of thing that would seem so silly but not when they've both had a few
Calm down temper temper, আপনি shouldn_t get so annoyed
You_re অভিনয় like a silly little boy
They wanted to be men and do some fighting in the street
No surrender, no chance of retreat
Drunken plots hatched to jump it, ask around are ya sure?
Went for it but the red light was showing
And the red light indicates doors are secured
You're just probably alreyt, but under these lights আপনি look beautiful
But I'm struggling, I can't see through your fake tan
And আপনি know it for a fact that everybody's eating out of your hands
What do আপনি know?
আপনি know nothing
But I'll still take আপনি home
Fancy seeing আপনি in here, you're all tarted up and আপনি don't look the same
I haven't seen আপনি since last বছর and surprisingly আপনি have forgot my name
But আপনি know it and আপনি knew it all along
Oh আপনি say আপনি have forgotten, but you're fibbing go on tell me I'm wrong
I fancy আপনি with a passion, you're a Topshop princess, a rockstar too
You're a fad you're a fashion and I'm having a job trying to talk to you
But it's alright, put it all on one-side,
everybody's looking, you've got control of everyone's eyes
Including mine
Back up to their brains to form expressions on there stupid faces
They don't want to say hello
Like I want to say hello
Oh the heartbeats at its peak when you're coming up to speak
And I'm so tense, never tenser
Could all go a bit Frank Spencer?
I'm talking gibberish, tip of the tongue but I can't deliver it
...Properly, oh it's all getting on শীর্ষ of me
And if it weren't this dark you'd see how red my face has gone
Everybody's trying to crack the jokes and that to make আপনি smile
Those that claim that they're not প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে off are drowning in denial
They're not half as bad as me say anything and I'll agree
When it comes to অভিনয় up, I'm sure I could write the book
And now that you're আরো than a part in the play
It's slightly easier to think what to say
আপনি had us all, standing on our heads
Doing our best tricks
Never again, will there be another one that's as desirable as you