This is for fun. Please don't be offended :) I am a fellow Asian myself ^_^:
Disclaimer: A person I know made this!!!!
1) Your parents still tried to get আপনি into places half-price saying আপনি were 12 when আপনি were really 15
2) আপনি ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing
3) আপনি have a 40 lb. bag of ধান in your pantry
4) everyone thinks you're "Chinese" no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from
5) you've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life.
6) your parents enjoy comparing আপনি to their friends' kids.
7) you've had to eat parts of জন্তু জানোয়ার they don't even put in hot dogs.
8) আপনি know what bok choy is
9) you've ever gotten little red envelopes around February.
10) idiot people try to impress আপনি with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever-so-popular: ching chong woo bok chi, etc . . .
11) your parents say leaving ধান in your bowl is a sin.
12) your parents say, "Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!"
13) everyone thinks you're good at math.
14) your parents' vocabulary is filled with "Ai-yahs and Wah's"
15) আপনি like $1.75 movies
16) আপনি like $1.50 চলচ্চিত্র even more.
17) your aunts and uncles bring আপনি back adorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks and English words that make no sense, in great রঙ like yellow, pink, magenta, কমলা and the ever জনপ্রিয় চুন green.
18) your parents insist আপনি marry within your race.
19) আপনি never order chop suey, sweet and টক pork, অথবা any other imitation oriental food.
20) people see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask আপনি to translate.
21) at expensive restaurants, আপনি NEVER order dessert.
22) আপনি will most likely be taller than your parents.
23) your parents have either made আপনি play the piano, the violin অথবা both.
24) আপনি get nothing if আপনি do well in school, but crapped on if আপনি don't
25) when going to other peoples' houses, আপনি sometimes bring a gift.
26) your family owns a টেনিস racquet, golf clubs, অথবা both.
27) your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV (i.e., Michael Chang)
28) আপনি have rocks, sticks, leaves and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine.
29) আপনি own a ধান cooker অথবা two
30) your parents tell আপনি about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going.
31) your parents buy আপনি clothes and shoes many sizes too big so আপনি can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come."
32. আরো than 90% of your দিন has test prep, school, and অথবা an instrument.
Disclaimer: A person I know made this!!!!
1) Your parents still tried to get আপনি into places half-price saying আপনি were 12 when আপনি were really 15
2) আপনি ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing
3) আপনি have a 40 lb. bag of ধান in your pantry
4) everyone thinks you're "Chinese" no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from
5) you've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life.
6) your parents enjoy comparing আপনি to their friends' kids.
7) you've had to eat parts of জন্তু জানোয়ার they don't even put in hot dogs.
8) আপনি know what bok choy is
9) you've ever gotten little red envelopes around February.
10) idiot people try to impress আপনি with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever-so-popular: ching chong woo bok chi, etc . . .
11) your parents say leaving ধান in your bowl is a sin.
12) your parents say, "Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!"
13) everyone thinks you're good at math.
14) your parents' vocabulary is filled with "Ai-yahs and Wah's"
15) আপনি like $1.75 movies
16) আপনি like $1.50 চলচ্চিত্র even more.
17) your aunts and uncles bring আপনি back adorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks and English words that make no sense, in great রঙ like yellow, pink, magenta, কমলা and the ever জনপ্রিয় চুন green.
18) your parents insist আপনি marry within your race.
19) আপনি never order chop suey, sweet and টক pork, অথবা any other imitation oriental food.
20) people see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask আপনি to translate.
21) at expensive restaurants, আপনি NEVER order dessert.
22) আপনি will most likely be taller than your parents.
23) your parents have either made আপনি play the piano, the violin অথবা both.
24) আপনি get nothing if আপনি do well in school, but crapped on if আপনি don't
25) when going to other peoples' houses, আপনি sometimes bring a gift.
26) your family owns a টেনিস racquet, golf clubs, অথবা both.
27) your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV (i.e., Michael Chang)
28) আপনি have rocks, sticks, leaves and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine.
29) আপনি own a ধান cooker অথবা two
30) your parents tell আপনি about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going.
31) your parents buy আপনি clothes and shoes many sizes too big so আপনি can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come."
32. আরো than 90% of your দিন has test prep, school, and অথবা an instrument.