Humphrey, Star, and Kaltag go to school again.
Kaltag, তারকা and Humphrey got up and remembered they need to go to school.
“Crap, we didn’t go to school yesterday!” তারকা said.
“We had driving school,” Kaltag replied.
“Do আপনি think they’ll excuse us?”
“Probably, we’ll have to bring our slips.”
“Wait, but Humphrey doesn’t have one.”
“We got to make sure he could be excused.”
They got to school. When they got to school, they went to the office.
“Here’s our slips for driving school.”
“Alright আপনি two are excused.”
“He was with us and we took him and…”
“That’s his problem, go to class.”
“But…”
“No buts, go to class. As for you, আপনি get detention.”
“Wait, I know of a way to make it up to আপনি at lunch.”
“Alright, if আপনি fail, আপনি get suspended.”
“Ok.”
At lunch time, Humphrey was standing in the middle of the area.
“Free humps!”
Humphrey was holding a sign saying “humps for free.”
“C’mon, guess why my name is Humphrey. It sounds like Hump for free, so, free humps!”
A campus monitor came to Humphrey.
“You know that’s sexual harassment right?”
“No, it’s to payback not being at school yesterday.”
“This is not a payback, it’s sexual harassment.”
“Well I’m paying back.”
“I’m going to talk to the secretary, principal, and vice principal about this.”
“Ok.”
“I would like a hump,” one kid that came after the yard duty left said.
“Ok, here আপনি go.”
তারকা came along and saw that.
“What teh hell are আপনি doing Humphrey?”
“I’m doing my pay back thing.”
“What did this kid do to you?”
“No, I’m paying them back for excusing me for the absents.”
The vice principal, principal, and secretary saw what Humphrey was doing.
The ran out and carried Humphrey into the office.
“Humphrey আপনি have crossed the line! You… you… you’re suspended, you’re আরো than suspended… you’re… you’re…”
The principal left the office.
“What he’s trying to say is you’re expelled,” the vice principal said.
“What!?”
“I’m sorry.”
Humphrey left the school with his ears and tail down. তারকা saw Humphrey walking out of the school. He ran out to him.
“What’s wrong?”
“I got expelled.”
“What!?”
“Yeah.”
“Why?”
“For sexual harassment.”
“Get over here!” a campus monitor said.
“Well, I have to go.”
“Ok.”
তারকা went back to the perimeter of the school.
“Sorry.”
When Humphrey got home, he told Kate the bad news.
“Oh Humphrey!”
“It’s horrible isn’t it.”
“Yeah!”
“Alright, Ima go hang in the garage.”
“Alright.”
Humphrey grabbed a pistol on his way out. He went to the garage, hesitated, and ব্যক্ত prayer to God for forgiveness right before he put the barrel to his mouth.
“God, I have mass depression, please forgive me for committing suicide.”
Humphrey pulled the trigger. Kate heard the shot.
“What the hell? That sounded close!”
Kate went to the garage.
“Oh my God! Humphrey! No!”
Kate got on her knees to Humphrey.
“Humphrey, why did আপনি have to go!? The murderer wasn’t smart to leave his gun here.”
তারকা and Kaltag were in P.E. when they had a campus monitor come out to them.
“A girl named Kate needs you.”
“Ok.”
তারকা and Kaltag got to Kate.
“Humphrey was murdered!”
“What!?”
“He was murdered!”
“How did আপনি get here?”
“Halo driving school helped.”
Kate was in tears. তারকা was almost crying himself. Kaltag was a man but he was still upset. They got to the garage.
“Kate.”
“Yes?”
“Humphrey wasn’t murdered. He committed suicide,” Kaltag said.
“No! Why would he!?”
“He was probably depressed from being expelled.”
তারকা and Kaltag howled for Tony, Winston, Garth, and the rest. Meanwhile, Humphrey was climbing trying to resist hell’s suction.
“Jesus, God, help me!”
Humphrey got about 5 inches away from the শীর্ষ when he slipped. He caught at about 10 feet after falling. He successfully made it to the top. He saw Star.
“Star, I’m right here.”
তারকা didn’t hear him.
“Why did he have to commit suicide?”
“I just hope he’s not in hell.”
Meanwhile, Rosy was walking Balto. Rosy was about 12 years old now. They were in a neighborhood with a sex offender. They actually came upon him. Rosy fell for his trick to get into the molester’s house. She had no idea it was him. Balto tried hard to resist.
“Come on Balto, the nice man needs help.”
Rosy got into the house.
“What do আপনি need me to do.”
“Strip your clothes.”
“Why?”
“Just do it!”
“To hook up radio antennas?”
“No, আপনি know what? Come up here with me.”
“Ok.”
Balto followed to see what would happen. The molester, Gary, allowed Balto in because he thought Balto wouldn’t give him evidence.
“Get on the bed.”
“This is awkward.”
Balto covered his eyes.
“Balto, আপনি were right! I’m sorry for denying you!”
Rosy jumped up and tried to escape but Gary grabbed her and slammed her down.
“Balto, help me!”
Balto was about to jump up when Gary exposed his knife.
“Don’t do it keep yourself alive!”
Rosy was suffering as Balto watched it all go down. Rosy and Balto left a little bit later. Rosy went crying home. Balto came to Jenna.
“What’s wrong with Rosy?”
“Jenna, I know this is hard for you, but she was raped.”
“What!?”
“Yeah.”
“Oh my God!”
“I’m going to tell this to তারকা and Kaltag.”
Kaltag was running to Balto to tell him the bad news about Humphrey.
“Balto, I have bad news!” as Kaltag ব্যক্ত that, Balto ব্যক্ত “Kaltag I have bad news!” at the very same time.
“You go first,” Kaltag offered.
“Rosy was raped!”
“What!? That’s terrible!”
“I know.”
“Here’s what I was going to say. Humphrey committed suicide!”
“Oh my God!”
“Yeah.”
“Rosy getting molested is nothing compared to that! Screw her!”
“Balto, that’s bad too!”
They got too the garage.
“We need to make a funeral for Humphrey,” তারকা said.
“Right, where?”
“How about here?”
“Ok.”
The পরবর্তি day, the funeral started.
“Humphrey was my best friend. He was just loving, he was sweet, I loved him so much. He’s almost like the brother I never had. He married Kate only to die. Kate originally didn’t care for him, but now she’s married to him and crying. Kaltag, do আপনি have a few words to say?” তারকা said.
“Humphrey was the awesomest, to coolest, the nicest, I also loved him. He made me and my brother প্রণয় everyone. When Eve strangled him, he didn’t fight back. When people hurt him, he didn’t fight back, he just took it. He also had a few good nut hits if আপনি know what I mean. Garth, আপনি might want to speak.”
“Humphrey was a good man. A sweet, fun-loving Omega. Him and I battled for Kate, but, I’m glad he got her,” Garth said, “Dutch, how about আপনি say a few things.”
“I don’t know much about Humphrey, but, I just know he was Star’s best friend. তারকা is my পছন্দ dog, and Humphrey just made him happy. I loved Humphrey myself, and he became an ODST, that is all I have to say. Lars, আপনি come up.”
“Humphrey, when he first met me, he was speechless. Now I am at a huge fan’s funeral. Poor guy, he had to commit suicide. I hope he’s not in hell.”
The rest of the speakers spoke.
“Well, Humphrey wrote this song, and We wanted to play this in sign of respect,” Kaltag said.
The song is a fast version of The Unforgiven and speeds up and slows down like Wherever I may Roam. The lyrics go something like this.
“I’m sorry but I have to go know, it’s been a wonderful life!
I have to go… to a sacred place where I will be happy.
But I have to do it myself.”
It got rocking.
“All this hell is making me want to die!
I will see আপনি in Heaven, and I প্রণয় আপনি all!
Please don’t miss me while I’m gone!
Just don’t, just don’t!”
It got slow.
“I প্রণয় আপনি all, I wish আপনি all the best of luck getting into heaven.
I প্রণয় আপনি all, I প্রণয় আপনি all!
And for all of my বন্ধু and wife, I just hope আপনি don’t suffer with my absence.”
It got rocking.
“I প্রণয় আপনি all! I প্রণয় all!
I wish আপনি luck! My বন্ধু and wife don’t suffer from my absence!
Shakey, Salty, আপনি helped me stay alive! আপনি too, Mooch!
Kate, I’ve known আপনি my whole life and প্রণয় you!
Star, Kaltag, you’re my long হারিয়ে গেছে brothers!
I প্রণয় all of আপনি Metallica!
Good Bye!”
The rest was instrumental.
“Humphrey probably would want us to improve, but for now, in sign of respect, we’ll leave it how it is. DJ, আপনি got it right?”
“Got it!” Mooch said.
“Cool, play it.”
Mooch turned on Rick Astley’s Never Going to Give আপনি Up.
“What the hell, Mooch!”
“You all got Rick Roll’d!”
“Play our song!”
“Ok.”
He turned on their song. Humphrey approached Star, Kaltag, Balto, Shakey, and Salty.
“You all did good,” Humphrey ব্যক্ত to them.
“Humphrey!” তারকা yelled.
Everyone except the other 5 who saw Humphrey thought তারকা was hallucinating.
“Star are আপনি ok?” Kate asked.
“I প্রণয় you!”
Kate thought তারকা was talking to her.
“I only প্রণয় one Omega, that’s Humphrey.”
“I প্রণয় আপনি too Star.”
Kaltag, Balto, Shakey, Salty and Mooch joined তারকা to make a group hug.
“Are আপনি 6 high?”
“Can আপনি not see Humphrey?”
“They can’t see me.”
“Right.”
“How was our song?” Balto asked.
“Great!”
“Cool.”
“I couldn’t stop playing the air guitar.”
“Nice.”
“Well I’m going into Kate’s vision now.”
“Ok.”
Humphrey came into Kate’s vision.
“It’s Humphrey everyone!”
“Yup, it’s me.”
“I can’t see him,” Garth said.”
“You’re high.”
“You’re high.”
“Screw you!”
Lilly came.
“Hi Humphrey.”
“You can see me too?”
“Yeah.”
“Ok.”
“Well I better say goodbye.”
“Aww!”
“This’ll be the last time আপনি see me in 10 years.”
“Damn, bye Humphrey.”
“I প্রণয় আপনি Kate.”
“Bye, Humphrey.”
“Let’s get him into the hearse,” তারকা said.
“Who’s driving?” Kaltag asked.
“I will.”
“Ok.”
“Kaltag, আপনি get police car #1. Garth, আপনি get Police car #2 as an escort. The rest of আপনি will be trailing behind us.”
Everyone left to Humphrey’s burial place.
“Alright, for a fellow deceased metalhead, we’re going to play 2 songs. Wherever I May Roam and Nightmare. Wherever I May Roam represents his trip to Heaven, and Nightmare is a good song for when a fellow metalhead dies. First Wherever I May Roam.”
They played that.
“And the road becomes my bride. I have stripped all but pride, so in her I do confide, and she keeps me satisfied…”
They got to the end of the song.
“Wherever I may rooooooaaaam!!!!”
“One আরো song before it’s time to say goodbye.”
“NIGHTMARE!!!”
There was a lot of গান গাওয়া because the singer of Avenged Sevenfold doesn’t play an instrument.
“Hate to twist your mind but God ain’t on your side!
An old acquaintance severed
Burn the world your last endeavor!”
They were really rocking out.
“Nothing stops the madness turning, haunting, yearning pull the trigger!
আপনি should have known!
The price of evil and it hurts to know আপনি belong here!
Yeah… Oooooooh
It’s your fucking nightmare!”
তারকা was having trouble keeping the kick drum in tune.
“You’ve lied to!
Just to rape আপনি out of your sight!
And they have the nerve to tell আপনি how আপনি feel!”
Kaltag quit playing his গিটার for the পরবর্তি lines.
“You should have known!
The price of evil, and it huts to know that আপনি belong here!”
They finished the song.
“Any last words before we say goodbye to Humphrey?”
“Yeah, you’re not going to burry a dog at this cemetery,” Ralph said.
“Screw আপনি Ralph.”
The 70 people at the funeral gathered to kill Ralph.
“Can we stop now?” তারকা asked
“Sorry.”
Eve stayed growling at Ralph.
“You better let us burry my son in-law here, অথবা I‘m going to tear out your brain and shove it down your throat!”
“Screw you!”
The two “Organic” girls came by.
“Eat berries!”
“Way ahead of you,” Bella said.
“Bella, how could you!” Kaltag said.
“What?”
“Never mind.”
“Tiem for sum sexxxay pr0nzzz!” Master Chief said.
“Ok, fucker,” a taxi driver said.
“Rasta!” Little Jacob said.
“He’s going to tear out our little skulls, take off our back packs, then he’s going to hump us with his big grimony butt!” a Grunt said.
“You best not have killed my brother!” a Brute said.
“Enough of fukin হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ cats!” Master Chief said.
“All of আপনি shut up!” Winston yelled.
They all heard a YAY!!!
“Bob?” তারকা asked.
“Yes!!!”
“Hi Bob.”
“Yay!!!”
“We’re going to play a সঙ্গীতানুষ্ঠান in Sacramento now,” Lars said.
“Ok bye.”
“What should we do now?”
“Go to that concert.”
“Ok.”
“No eating meat there!” the two girls said.
“Man, মেটালিকা already left!”
“How about we go to the সঙ্গীতানুষ্ঠান and see what it’s like for the other noobs who don’t hang with the band.”
“Ok.”
They rented another bus. They soon got to the amphitheater. When the 60 people got off and went into the amphitheater, there was a mom and a kid walking by.
“Look mommy, a school bus.”
“That’s awkward.”
They got to the stage area.
“Oh God, the smell of Marijuana!” তারকা yelled.
“Grow some balls Star,” Kaltag said.
“I have balls for your information!”
“You got a problem with me smoking marijuana?” a guy said.
“Yeah!”
“Here, আপনি smoke it!”
The মারিজুয়ানা was shoved into Star’s mouth.
“Enjoy some cocaine too!”
তারকা was suffocating. Tony tackled the man and put the cocaine in his mouth and the মারিজুয়ানা in his nose.
“Thanks man.”
“No problem.”
They heard some heartbeats. The lights darkened.
“Yeah!!!!” James yelled.
Lars started his drumming. Kate recognized the song.
“That was just আপনি life!”
মেটালিকা played the song.
“Are আপনি alive tonight!? It’s an honor to play here!”
“GO James!” Kaltag yelled.
“Alright, this is one we all like to call St. Anger!”
They played that song.
“This one a classic, let’s see if আপনি recognize it.”
“Seek and Destroy,” Garth said.
“Yay!!!”
“Bob, what are আপনি doing here?”
“YEAH!!!! This one’s another good one.”
They played the Unforgiven.
“Alright…”
Winston dropped to the ground.
“Ehh…”
“Are আপনি ok?”
They waited a মিনিট অথবা two. In the back round was Master of Puppets.
“Winston, answer us,” Garth said.
Winston didn’t budge.
“Take him to first aid!” Eve yelled.
They got to first aid. About after 30 minutes, they heard মেটালিকা say goodbye to the people.
“Kirk has a kit that can heal unconscious people.
“Wait, how did Winston pass out?”
“He could be dead.
“Kirk has that too.”
The doctor came along.
“He had a seizure.”
“How?”
“Do much action on stage.”
“Oh.”
“He’s fine now.”
“You ready to go প্রথমপাতা man?”
“What about Metallica?”
“They’re done.”
“Oh, I’m ready.”
They all went home
Kaltag, তারকা and Humphrey got up and remembered they need to go to school.
“Crap, we didn’t go to school yesterday!” তারকা said.
“We had driving school,” Kaltag replied.
“Do আপনি think they’ll excuse us?”
“Probably, we’ll have to bring our slips.”
“Wait, but Humphrey doesn’t have one.”
“We got to make sure he could be excused.”
They got to school. When they got to school, they went to the office.
“Here’s our slips for driving school.”
“Alright আপনি two are excused.”
“He was with us and we took him and…”
“That’s his problem, go to class.”
“But…”
“No buts, go to class. As for you, আপনি get detention.”
“Wait, I know of a way to make it up to আপনি at lunch.”
“Alright, if আপনি fail, আপনি get suspended.”
“Ok.”
At lunch time, Humphrey was standing in the middle of the area.
“Free humps!”
Humphrey was holding a sign saying “humps for free.”
“C’mon, guess why my name is Humphrey. It sounds like Hump for free, so, free humps!”
A campus monitor came to Humphrey.
“You know that’s sexual harassment right?”
“No, it’s to payback not being at school yesterday.”
“This is not a payback, it’s sexual harassment.”
“Well I’m paying back.”
“I’m going to talk to the secretary, principal, and vice principal about this.”
“Ok.”
“I would like a hump,” one kid that came after the yard duty left said.
“Ok, here আপনি go.”
তারকা came along and saw that.
“What teh hell are আপনি doing Humphrey?”
“I’m doing my pay back thing.”
“What did this kid do to you?”
“No, I’m paying them back for excusing me for the absents.”
The vice principal, principal, and secretary saw what Humphrey was doing.
The ran out and carried Humphrey into the office.
“Humphrey আপনি have crossed the line! You… you… you’re suspended, you’re আরো than suspended… you’re… you’re…”
The principal left the office.
“What he’s trying to say is you’re expelled,” the vice principal said.
“What!?”
“I’m sorry.”
Humphrey left the school with his ears and tail down. তারকা saw Humphrey walking out of the school. He ran out to him.
“What’s wrong?”
“I got expelled.”
“What!?”
“Yeah.”
“Why?”
“For sexual harassment.”
“Get over here!” a campus monitor said.
“Well, I have to go.”
“Ok.”
তারকা went back to the perimeter of the school.
“Sorry.”
When Humphrey got home, he told Kate the bad news.
“Oh Humphrey!”
“It’s horrible isn’t it.”
“Yeah!”
“Alright, Ima go hang in the garage.”
“Alright.”
Humphrey grabbed a pistol on his way out. He went to the garage, hesitated, and ব্যক্ত prayer to God for forgiveness right before he put the barrel to his mouth.
“God, I have mass depression, please forgive me for committing suicide.”
Humphrey pulled the trigger. Kate heard the shot.
“What the hell? That sounded close!”
Kate went to the garage.
“Oh my God! Humphrey! No!”
Kate got on her knees to Humphrey.
“Humphrey, why did আপনি have to go!? The murderer wasn’t smart to leave his gun here.”
তারকা and Kaltag were in P.E. when they had a campus monitor come out to them.
“A girl named Kate needs you.”
“Ok.”
তারকা and Kaltag got to Kate.
“Humphrey was murdered!”
“What!?”
“He was murdered!”
“How did আপনি get here?”
“Halo driving school helped.”
Kate was in tears. তারকা was almost crying himself. Kaltag was a man but he was still upset. They got to the garage.
“Kate.”
“Yes?”
“Humphrey wasn’t murdered. He committed suicide,” Kaltag said.
“No! Why would he!?”
“He was probably depressed from being expelled.”
তারকা and Kaltag howled for Tony, Winston, Garth, and the rest. Meanwhile, Humphrey was climbing trying to resist hell’s suction.
“Jesus, God, help me!”
Humphrey got about 5 inches away from the শীর্ষ when he slipped. He caught at about 10 feet after falling. He successfully made it to the top. He saw Star.
“Star, I’m right here.”
তারকা didn’t hear him.
“Why did he have to commit suicide?”
“I just hope he’s not in hell.”
Meanwhile, Rosy was walking Balto. Rosy was about 12 years old now. They were in a neighborhood with a sex offender. They actually came upon him. Rosy fell for his trick to get into the molester’s house. She had no idea it was him. Balto tried hard to resist.
“Come on Balto, the nice man needs help.”
Rosy got into the house.
“What do আপনি need me to do.”
“Strip your clothes.”
“Why?”
“Just do it!”
“To hook up radio antennas?”
“No, আপনি know what? Come up here with me.”
“Ok.”
Balto followed to see what would happen. The molester, Gary, allowed Balto in because he thought Balto wouldn’t give him evidence.
“Get on the bed.”
“This is awkward.”
Balto covered his eyes.
“Balto, আপনি were right! I’m sorry for denying you!”
Rosy jumped up and tried to escape but Gary grabbed her and slammed her down.
“Balto, help me!”
Balto was about to jump up when Gary exposed his knife.
“Don’t do it keep yourself alive!”
Rosy was suffering as Balto watched it all go down. Rosy and Balto left a little bit later. Rosy went crying home. Balto came to Jenna.
“What’s wrong with Rosy?”
“Jenna, I know this is hard for you, but she was raped.”
“What!?”
“Yeah.”
“Oh my God!”
“I’m going to tell this to তারকা and Kaltag.”
Kaltag was running to Balto to tell him the bad news about Humphrey.
“Balto, I have bad news!” as Kaltag ব্যক্ত that, Balto ব্যক্ত “Kaltag I have bad news!” at the very same time.
“You go first,” Kaltag offered.
“Rosy was raped!”
“What!? That’s terrible!”
“I know.”
“Here’s what I was going to say. Humphrey committed suicide!”
“Oh my God!”
“Yeah.”
“Rosy getting molested is nothing compared to that! Screw her!”
“Balto, that’s bad too!”
They got too the garage.
“We need to make a funeral for Humphrey,” তারকা said.
“Right, where?”
“How about here?”
“Ok.”
The পরবর্তি day, the funeral started.
“Humphrey was my best friend. He was just loving, he was sweet, I loved him so much. He’s almost like the brother I never had. He married Kate only to die. Kate originally didn’t care for him, but now she’s married to him and crying. Kaltag, do আপনি have a few words to say?” তারকা said.
“Humphrey was the awesomest, to coolest, the nicest, I also loved him. He made me and my brother প্রণয় everyone. When Eve strangled him, he didn’t fight back. When people hurt him, he didn’t fight back, he just took it. He also had a few good nut hits if আপনি know what I mean. Garth, আপনি might want to speak.”
“Humphrey was a good man. A sweet, fun-loving Omega. Him and I battled for Kate, but, I’m glad he got her,” Garth said, “Dutch, how about আপনি say a few things.”
“I don’t know much about Humphrey, but, I just know he was Star’s best friend. তারকা is my পছন্দ dog, and Humphrey just made him happy. I loved Humphrey myself, and he became an ODST, that is all I have to say. Lars, আপনি come up.”
“Humphrey, when he first met me, he was speechless. Now I am at a huge fan’s funeral. Poor guy, he had to commit suicide. I hope he’s not in hell.”
The rest of the speakers spoke.
“Well, Humphrey wrote this song, and We wanted to play this in sign of respect,” Kaltag said.
The song is a fast version of The Unforgiven and speeds up and slows down like Wherever I may Roam. The lyrics go something like this.
“I’m sorry but I have to go know, it’s been a wonderful life!
I have to go… to a sacred place where I will be happy.
But I have to do it myself.”
It got rocking.
“All this hell is making me want to die!
I will see আপনি in Heaven, and I প্রণয় আপনি all!
Please don’t miss me while I’m gone!
Just don’t, just don’t!”
It got slow.
“I প্রণয় আপনি all, I wish আপনি all the best of luck getting into heaven.
I প্রণয় আপনি all, I প্রণয় আপনি all!
And for all of my বন্ধু and wife, I just hope আপনি don’t suffer with my absence.”
It got rocking.
“I প্রণয় আপনি all! I প্রণয় all!
I wish আপনি luck! My বন্ধু and wife don’t suffer from my absence!
Shakey, Salty, আপনি helped me stay alive! আপনি too, Mooch!
Kate, I’ve known আপনি my whole life and প্রণয় you!
Star, Kaltag, you’re my long হারিয়ে গেছে brothers!
I প্রণয় all of আপনি Metallica!
Good Bye!”
The rest was instrumental.
“Humphrey probably would want us to improve, but for now, in sign of respect, we’ll leave it how it is. DJ, আপনি got it right?”
“Got it!” Mooch said.
“Cool, play it.”
Mooch turned on Rick Astley’s Never Going to Give আপনি Up.
“What the hell, Mooch!”
“You all got Rick Roll’d!”
“Play our song!”
“Ok.”
He turned on their song. Humphrey approached Star, Kaltag, Balto, Shakey, and Salty.
“You all did good,” Humphrey ব্যক্ত to them.
“Humphrey!” তারকা yelled.
Everyone except the other 5 who saw Humphrey thought তারকা was hallucinating.
“Star are আপনি ok?” Kate asked.
“I প্রণয় you!”
Kate thought তারকা was talking to her.
“I only প্রণয় one Omega, that’s Humphrey.”
“I প্রণয় আপনি too Star.”
Kaltag, Balto, Shakey, Salty and Mooch joined তারকা to make a group hug.
“Are আপনি 6 high?”
“Can আপনি not see Humphrey?”
“They can’t see me.”
“Right.”
“How was our song?” Balto asked.
“Great!”
“Cool.”
“I couldn’t stop playing the air guitar.”
“Nice.”
“Well I’m going into Kate’s vision now.”
“Ok.”
Humphrey came into Kate’s vision.
“It’s Humphrey everyone!”
“Yup, it’s me.”
“I can’t see him,” Garth said.”
“You’re high.”
“You’re high.”
“Screw you!”
Lilly came.
“Hi Humphrey.”
“You can see me too?”
“Yeah.”
“Ok.”
“Well I better say goodbye.”
“Aww!”
“This’ll be the last time আপনি see me in 10 years.”
“Damn, bye Humphrey.”
“I প্রণয় আপনি Kate.”
“Bye, Humphrey.”
“Let’s get him into the hearse,” তারকা said.
“Who’s driving?” Kaltag asked.
“I will.”
“Ok.”
“Kaltag, আপনি get police car #1. Garth, আপনি get Police car #2 as an escort. The rest of আপনি will be trailing behind us.”
Everyone left to Humphrey’s burial place.
“Alright, for a fellow deceased metalhead, we’re going to play 2 songs. Wherever I May Roam and Nightmare. Wherever I May Roam represents his trip to Heaven, and Nightmare is a good song for when a fellow metalhead dies. First Wherever I May Roam.”
They played that.
“And the road becomes my bride. I have stripped all but pride, so in her I do confide, and she keeps me satisfied…”
They got to the end of the song.
“Wherever I may rooooooaaaam!!!!”
“One আরো song before it’s time to say goodbye.”
“NIGHTMARE!!!”
There was a lot of গান গাওয়া because the singer of Avenged Sevenfold doesn’t play an instrument.
“Hate to twist your mind but God ain’t on your side!
An old acquaintance severed
Burn the world your last endeavor!”
They were really rocking out.
“Nothing stops the madness turning, haunting, yearning pull the trigger!
আপনি should have known!
The price of evil and it hurts to know আপনি belong here!
Yeah… Oooooooh
It’s your fucking nightmare!”
তারকা was having trouble keeping the kick drum in tune.
“You’ve lied to!
Just to rape আপনি out of your sight!
And they have the nerve to tell আপনি how আপনি feel!”
Kaltag quit playing his গিটার for the পরবর্তি lines.
“You should have known!
The price of evil, and it huts to know that আপনি belong here!”
They finished the song.
“Any last words before we say goodbye to Humphrey?”
“Yeah, you’re not going to burry a dog at this cemetery,” Ralph said.
“Screw আপনি Ralph.”
The 70 people at the funeral gathered to kill Ralph.
“Can we stop now?” তারকা asked
“Sorry.”
Eve stayed growling at Ralph.
“You better let us burry my son in-law here, অথবা I‘m going to tear out your brain and shove it down your throat!”
“Screw you!”
The two “Organic” girls came by.
“Eat berries!”
“Way ahead of you,” Bella said.
“Bella, how could you!” Kaltag said.
“What?”
“Never mind.”
“Tiem for sum sexxxay pr0nzzz!” Master Chief said.
“Ok, fucker,” a taxi driver said.
“Rasta!” Little Jacob said.
“He’s going to tear out our little skulls, take off our back packs, then he’s going to hump us with his big grimony butt!” a Grunt said.
“You best not have killed my brother!” a Brute said.
“Enough of fukin হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ cats!” Master Chief said.
“All of আপনি shut up!” Winston yelled.
They all heard a YAY!!!
“Bob?” তারকা asked.
“Yes!!!”
“Hi Bob.”
“Yay!!!”
“We’re going to play a সঙ্গীতানুষ্ঠান in Sacramento now,” Lars said.
“Ok bye.”
“What should we do now?”
“Go to that concert.”
“Ok.”
“No eating meat there!” the two girls said.
“Man, মেটালিকা already left!”
“How about we go to the সঙ্গীতানুষ্ঠান and see what it’s like for the other noobs who don’t hang with the band.”
“Ok.”
They rented another bus. They soon got to the amphitheater. When the 60 people got off and went into the amphitheater, there was a mom and a kid walking by.
“Look mommy, a school bus.”
“That’s awkward.”
They got to the stage area.
“Oh God, the smell of Marijuana!” তারকা yelled.
“Grow some balls Star,” Kaltag said.
“I have balls for your information!”
“You got a problem with me smoking marijuana?” a guy said.
“Yeah!”
“Here, আপনি smoke it!”
The মারিজুয়ানা was shoved into Star’s mouth.
“Enjoy some cocaine too!”
তারকা was suffocating. Tony tackled the man and put the cocaine in his mouth and the মারিজুয়ানা in his nose.
“Thanks man.”
“No problem.”
They heard some heartbeats. The lights darkened.
“Yeah!!!!” James yelled.
Lars started his drumming. Kate recognized the song.
“That was just আপনি life!”
মেটালিকা played the song.
“Are আপনি alive tonight!? It’s an honor to play here!”
“GO James!” Kaltag yelled.
“Alright, this is one we all like to call St. Anger!”
They played that song.
“This one a classic, let’s see if আপনি recognize it.”
“Seek and Destroy,” Garth said.
“Yay!!!”
“Bob, what are আপনি doing here?”
“YEAH!!!! This one’s another good one.”
They played the Unforgiven.
“Alright…”
Winston dropped to the ground.
“Ehh…”
“Are আপনি ok?”
They waited a মিনিট অথবা two. In the back round was Master of Puppets.
“Winston, answer us,” Garth said.
Winston didn’t budge.
“Take him to first aid!” Eve yelled.
They got to first aid. About after 30 minutes, they heard মেটালিকা say goodbye to the people.
“Kirk has a kit that can heal unconscious people.
“Wait, how did Winston pass out?”
“He could be dead.
“Kirk has that too.”
The doctor came along.
“He had a seizure.”
“How?”
“Do much action on stage.”
“Oh.”
“He’s fine now.”
“You ready to go প্রথমপাতা man?”
“What about Metallica?”
“They’re done.”
“Oh, I’m ready.”
They all went home