I didn't write this. I got it in an যন্ত্রপত্র and it made me smile!!
Sorry guys, I just had to post it! :P
The Why's of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
5. WHY WERE MEN প্রদত্ত LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before আপনি make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET আসন DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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One for the ladies
One দিন my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt. সেকেন্ড after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, " বিশ্ববিদ্যালয় of Oklahoma "
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make আপনি the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do আপনি think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married আপনি for your money," she replied.
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Q: What do আপনি call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; প্রণয় to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your বিছানা gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: আপনি did not hold the বালিশ down long enough.
Q: How do আপনি keep your husband from পাঠ করা your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manual."
Sorry guys, I just had to post it! :P
The Why's of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
5. WHY WERE MEN প্রদত্ত LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before আপনি make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET আসন DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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One for the ladies
One দিন my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt. সেকেন্ড after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, " বিশ্ববিদ্যালয় of Oklahoma "
_____________________________________________________________________________________
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make আপনি the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
_____________________________________________________________________________________
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do আপনি think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married আপনি for your money," she replied.
_____________________________________________________________________________________
Q: What do আপনি call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
_____________________________________________________________________________________
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; প্রণয় to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
_____________________________________________________________________________________
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your বিছানা gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: আপনি did not hold the বালিশ down long enough.
Q: How do আপনি keep your husband from পাঠ করা your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manual."
1) Elizabeth Taylor
2) Keeley hazel
3) Kate beckinsale
4) Tricia helfer
5) Monica belluci
There are many beautiful women in the world. This is simply a celebration of some of my favourites. Obviously not every stunner is on this তালিকা and if আপনি have any others আপনি prefer please but them in the comments.
2) Keeley hazel
3) Kate beckinsale
4) Tricia helfer
5) Monica belluci
There are many beautiful women in the world. This is simply a celebration of some of my favourites. Obviously not every stunner is on this তালিকা and if আপনি have any others আপনি prefer please but them in the comments.
1) Elizabeth taylor was a sex symbol for a reason. She is strikingly beautiful, beyond description the photo speaks for itself. Personally I find her famous violet eyes hypnotic and enthralling as if she is staring into my soul.
1) Keeley hazell is a extremely successful british glamour model. Aside from her ample bosom and voluptuous physique she is also especially gorgeous.
3) Kate beckinsale is a absolutly stunning english actress. She is why the word charming exists. Not only does she have a very sexy and eloquent accent but she has a smile that could melt the coldest heart.
5) Tricia helfer. When I first sore her on battlestar galactica my jaw hit the floor. She is so elegent and gracile like a godess. The Canadian hottie has worn many hair colours but my favourite is platinum blonde.
5) Monica belluci is quite simply a walking male fanatasy. Not only is she a classy Italian actress but lets face it; she's so hot the screen is smuldering.
