One Flaw In Women
By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth দিন of working overtime.
An অ্যাঞ্জেল appeared and said,
"Why are আপনি spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have আপনি seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet কোকাকোলা and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a চুম্বন that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
-and she will do everything
with only two hands."
The অ্যাঞ্জেল was astounded at the requirements.
"Only two hands!?...
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