... XD

AND I MISS YOU, GEMONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^ ZING!!! I miss her too xD

A little bit of tmi, but I can tell that I'm about to start my period. How?

- I can hear my mom chewing some damn chips in the next room and it's pissing the shit out of me.
- I'm about to put my fist through my stupid computer because it's sooooooooooooo damn slow.
- I'm tired, but I can't fall asleep.
- And my mom is now talking with like bits of food in her mouth and it's making this smacking noise AND I WANT IT TO STOP!!!!!!!!!

Oh, joy.

LOL OMG WE COULD BE IN SYNC :DDDDDDD

Haha, I know. AND I AM PSYCHIC: It started today. :(

Mine hasn't. You mad bro? :p

But yours started before mine last month. AND OMG AT THIS CONVERSATION LOL

Anyone lurking: I am so sorry that you have to read this, haha. XD

TRAVIS. IF YOU EVER RETURN HERE. YOU ARE VERY LUCKY TO BE A GUY XD

This conversation doesn't bother me anymore. lol YOU MAD BRO?

^ Haha, that just means that we can get more and more graphic until you get grossed out. ;)

Well if you want me to stay out of your room, you should start adding images to compliment the awkward conversations. :P

lol do you ever get blurps?

...I'm almost afraid to google that. xD

Fen: lol I don't want you to stay out of my room, but it will be fun to skeeve you out. :P

GD: YES! Like every time I stand up. The worst is when it happens at school.

...As awkward as this is I'm still staying. xD Mostly because I don't have my own room. lol So I'll just chill in yours for a while.

Why don't you make your own room? I bet it would be epic.

Someone finally made a spot for my husband. ;) *happy dance*

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I just pic/video spammed it. :P

lol THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU FIRST STAND UP IN THE MORNING.

Travis, make your own room, so I can set fire to it. ;]

^ I have ruined many pairs of underwear because of that. Laziness overtakes me when I wake up in the middle of the night and tell myself that I should go to the bathroom and I don't. Oh, how I regret that in the morning, haha.

lol REMEMBER THE REDNECK JOKE? OH GODSSSS

How could I forget it? lol

^^ Is that the one about the daughter...? xD

Haha, yes! And the car. lol

And this is one of my favorite jokes:

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

XD

LOL

Some part of me wishes that actually happened to someone lol.

xDDDD That makes me feel uncomfortable. lol

^ BE STRONG HONEY!

^ lol

I am immature: In Spanish a few days ago, this girl pronounced "jardin" as "hard on." I was the only one who laughed. XD

Jardin...garden, right? xD lol You were probably the only one in the class who caught it.

OMFG

MAH PERIOD IS 2 DAYS LATE

TRAVIS MUST HAVE E-PREGNATED ME LOL

^ NOT MY PROBLEM xD

IT ARRIVED

EVEN MORE TRAGEDYYYYYYYYYY

Lets sell it on the black market. :P

^ lol

GD: Mine is over. :P U MAD?

YES SUPER MADDDDDDDDDDD

I HAS A JOKE FOR BOTH OF YOU:link

rofl That's horrible, but hilarious.

It's awful, but soooo Billie-like :P

He has a sick sense of humor...I like it xD

^ The best kind of humor. :D

I feel like ranting about Supernatural. Okay? Okay.

OMFG WHY MUST THEY MESS WITH MY EMOTIONS? First, God Cass is a boss; He OWNS a bunch of hypocrite preachers and goes to kill a corrupt, religious politician named Michelle Walker (*cough* Michelle Bachmann *cough*). Then, he acts like a Casshole (see what I did there?), being a dick to Sam and Dean. THEN THE WRITERS MAKE US THINK HE DIED! But then he's alive, so it's okay. UNTIL he friggin' turns into Leviathan Cass, which means real Cass is actually dead. WHY?

Also Crowley is a boss, and Sam/Jared and Dean/Jensen look damn good this year. But Dean is being sort of douchey with Sam's wall breaking.

Anyway, y'all don't care, but I needed to rant. :P

Lol this year's TV seasons just... suck. :p In general.

I just heard Bones returns... in November. JDASHJSFVNDJKFNBWEJDFNJEQDNF WJFDNBJDFVNJFDNBFJDNJFDNDFJKNFSKDNFUCKYOUF­OX

Nah, I think SPN is pretty boss from last night's episode. That's really the only thing I've watched that's new so far.

IT DOES? Yay, we get to see baby Bones! If only they would bring Zack back... :(

NO NO NO NO NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT RETURNS IN FUCKING /NOVEMBER/, TWO MONTHS DELAY. JCSBHCBNHDBSCHUHBSNJDNFUCKYOUFOX

I think it's because of the stupid X-Factor. BUT that might mean that we won't have any hellatuses. :D

X-Factor? Idol ripoff much? :P

So Mary...which Biggerstaff would you bang? xD

Me, of course. ;]]]

Fen: lol Wouldn't you like to know? ;)

GD: Psh, you wish. :P

Well, Hell Day #1 was as I expected. First off, I knew as I was doing my homework the day before that I was forgetting something. Turns out I forgot to finish The Awakening for AP Lit and the worksheet along with it. And guess what? We also had a quiz on it today! How lucky for me. It does make me feel better that other people got like 30s on it, but I can't believe I friggin forgot to do it. After class I asked the teacher if I could turn the sheet in on Wednesday since I was sick and couldn't do it. Her response? "Well, you better turn it in on Wednesday if you want me to take it." ... Does that mean because I was absent that I can turn it in, or does that mean that the highest grade I can get is a 70 because I turned it in late? *confused* So, not only do I have to finish the book and do the worksheet, I also have to write an essay. By Wednesday. AND I have to study for a test in AP Psych and in Government.

Highlight of the day: In Forensics, we had the local coroner for a guest speaker. The pictures were gross, but it was pretty epic. Plus, my teacher was being a smart ass the whole time.

I just hope tomorrow isn't as bad as today was... :(

This song is making me feel better.

It's slow, I know. And I don't care. :P

Awwwwwwwwww :(

Well if helps, Travis' new nickname is Turtle Travis. xD