The Chuck and Blair Cronicles

(I HATE this ep, But I'm not gonna re write it-cba. This one isn't really a C/B ep it's আরো of a Blair episode, But they do have C/B scenes but the পরবর্তি episode is defo about them! So hope আপনি enjoy it anyway.)

Episode 6: We Aren't Family

GG: Ohh parents, Everyone's gotta প্রণয় their parents, Sweet parents. Right Blair? -No. Mom dating V'd Dad, Not the step family আপনি had in mind B. Could V be working her way onto the A-list?

At the Waldorf Appartment.
Ross and Eleanor are sitting on the পালঙ্ক cuddling and laughing.
Vanessa and Blair are standing behind them looking very angry and unpleased.

B: I do not believe this?
V: আপনি think I do?
B: I can't have my Mom dating your Dad
V: Wow, for the first time I'm actually agreeing with you
B: I'd of taken Cyrus anyday over this...
V: How are we going to do this?
B: I don't know, But I will do it, I don't want আপনি as my step sister
V: Feeling's mutual. (voice gets louder) Dad! Can we go now?

R: Oh but আপনি and Blair are getting on so well.
V: (grins) Oh I wouldn't go that far...
B: (smiles) Neither would I
V: Dad, Lets go...
R: Alright Sweetie, Okay, I'll call আপনি tomorrow (kisses Eleanor goodbye)
E: Alright honey, Bye
R: Bye
E: (Ross and Vanessa walk towards the elvator) Bye Vanessa
V: Bye Mrs Waldorf (Ross and Vanessa leave)
B: Mother, Honestly...
E: Oh don't start Blair
B: আপনি can't তারিখ him...
E: Why ever not? What's wrong with him?
B: What's right with him?
E: (hmph)
B: Mom, Please I'm asking আপনি don't তারিখ him
E: You've ব্যক্ত that over and over to me over the years and I think it's about time I do something I want, Not what আপনি want
B: (looks annoyed)

Chuck enters the appartment from the elevator.

C: Hello...
B: (smiles) Hey
E: Charles...
C: Mrs Waldorf, How are you?
E: Great, But I'm sure Blair will fill আপনি in
B: Lets go

Blair and Chuck leave and enter the elevator.

C: What was punky brewster doing leaving here?
B: Well her Dad is dating my Mom
C: (bursts out laughing)
B: This isn't funny! I need to sort this out.
C: How আপনি gonna do that?
B: Ohh I don't know, But I don't wanna talk about that tonight, I just wanna have fun
C: we can do fun...

Blair smiles and they both exit the elevator.

The পরবর্তি দিন at school.
Serena and Blair are sitting on the steps talking.

S: So I read on Gossip Girl, আপনি and Vaness could become family
B: Don't even put those two words together
S: (Smiles) Oh come on atleast your Mom's happy right?
B: Oh yeah, Mom Happy, So everyone's happy exept me, So if I'm not happy, Chuck isn't happy and if Chuck's not happy, The whole অগ্রদূত der খাদ family wont be happy, which includes you, So আপনি agree with me on this.
S: Absolutly. (smiles)
B: Great well...Help me come up with a plan to get of him
S: নমস্কার no no no,
B: Come on Serena
S: Oh Okay I got one! (Blair looks enthusiastic) Throw headband at Ross. (smiles)
B: (Sarcastic) Ha Ha.
S: I'm sorry B. Why don't আপনি ask Chuck?
B: I did, But he couldn't think of anything...right
S: (joking) Well আপনি know if all fails আপনি could always plant drugs on him
B: (Looks enthusiastic and looks at Serena)
S: No Blair. That's wrong, আপনি can't do that
B: নমস্কার আপনি ব্যক্ত it not me
S: As a joke, আপনি can't do that
B: Why not?
S: Because আপনি can't Blair...Where would আপনি get it from?
B: আপনি forget who my boyfriend is...

School ঘণ্টা rings.

S: (Serena stands up) I gotta get to class, But Blair don't do it...
B: If আপনি say so...

Serena walks away, leaving Blair looking pleased with the idea.

GG: Spotted. S and B on the school steps. Discussing family matters B. Oh don't be shy let us all know...After all we all want to know what's going on inside that pretty head of yours...

Later in the দিন at the অগ্রদূত der খাদ Appartment, In Chuck's room.
Blair and Chuck are making out.

B: Chuck..
C: MmmHmm (carries on স্নেহ চুম্বন her)
B: I need আপনি to do something
C: (stops and looks intreaged) name it? It's done
B: (smiles) It's about my Mom and ughh Ross, I need to end it and আপনি can help me
C: What do আপনি need?
B: (grins)

Blair begins to explain the plan to Chuck.
Chuck nods along.

B: So...
C: Little bitchy don't আপনি think?
B: It's what I do best.
C: Don't I know it...
B: (smiles) You'll do it
C: For you, Always

They both continue to make out.
(Later at the Waldorf Appartment, Ross and Eleanor are in the রান্নাঘর talking. Blair joins them having put the drugs into Ross' কোট pocket. Eleanor and Ross are laughing and talking.)

B: Hello..
E: Oh Blair
R: নমস্কার Blair, How are আপনি today?
B: I'm good,
R: Great, Well sweetie I'll get my কোট then we can leave.
B: Oh don't worry, I'll fetch it. (Blair goes and gets the কোট and hands it to Ross)
R: Thanks Blair

Ross puts the কোট on and while he does the bag of drugs falls out of the pocket.

E: Oh whats that? (Eleanor picks up the bag) What's this?
R: I have no idea, Eleanor I don't know, their not mine
E: (looks shocked) Well whose are they?
B: Yes whose?
R: I don't know, But their not mine
E: Then why are they in your coat!
R: I don't know!
E: আপনি liar. (shouting) Just get out! Get out!!!
B: Go on go!
R: Eleanor...
E: GO!!!

Ross leaves.

B: Mom, I'm sorry
E: (Eleanor is crying, Blair hugs her, Blair looks realeved)

(Later in the evening)
Blair is her room talking lying on the bed.
Vanessa enters.

V: What the hell do আপনি think your doing?
B: How did আপনি get in here
V: Doesn't matter. Why did আপনি do it?
B: What?
V: Planting drugs on my father!
B: Ohh, Get over it, আপনি told me to fix it and I did, No আরো step siblings WooHoo!
V: I can't believe আপনি did that
B: Listen, I don't want my Mom dating অথবা even marrying a loser like your father
V: Oh don't pretend this is about my Dad, Because lets face it Blair this was about you! And what Blair wants, Blair gets right? আপনি can't ruin people's lives because your Blair Waldorf!
B: (gets up to face Vanessa) I think I can
V: Your not getting away with this
B: I think I just did
V: I'll bring আপনি down Blair
B: With what? (grins)
V: I'll get আপনি back for this
B: I'm so scared...

Vanessa leaves.
Blair grins and giggles to herself.

GG: V vowing vengance on Blair. Can V really take down the কুইন B? There's only one way to find out, দুশ্চরিত্রা Fight, But we all know who's going to come out of that fight alive...You know আপনি প্রণয় me. xoxo Gossip Girl.

TO BE CONTINUED...

The পরবর্তি ep will be based around the death of Bart, He is killed, So defo a C/B ep. :D