1. Pilot
Serena: So, when's the party?
Blair: Saturday... and you're kinda not invited. Since, until 12 hours ago, we all thought আপনি were at boarding school. And Jenny used up all the invites.
Blair: We should get going, unless আপনি want us to wait for you. Looks like আপনি got a lot of yogurt left.
Blair: Great. So, my dad left her for another man. She হারিয়ে গেছে 15 pounds, got an eye lift. It's been good for her.
Serena: I প্রণয় you, B.
Blair: I প্রণয় you, too, S.
Blair: She better not প্রদর্শনী her face again.
Chuck: I'm actually hoping she will.
2. The Wild ব্রাঞ্চ
Blair: I wonder if Nate remembered brunch. It would be so wrong to প্রদর্শনী up without my boyfriend, who I love. And who loves me.
Serena: I'm really trying to make an effort here. I thought everything was good between us.
Blair: It was. Before I found out আপনি had sex with my boyfriend.
Blair: আপনি know, I always knew আপনি were a whore. But I never knew আপনি were a liar.
Blair: If আপনি wanna be part of this world, Jenny, people will talk. Eventually. আপনি gotta decide if all this is worth it.
Blair: What are আপনি doing right now? How about me?
Blair: It wasn't a quickie. Sex is actually a big deal to some of us.
3. Poison Ivy
Blair: Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut.
Blair: My father left my mother for a 31-year-old model. A male model.
4. Bad News Blair
Blair: Why am I mad? আপনি mean, why aren't I furious?! I can't believe for one সেকেন্ড I thought that it would be different this time.
Blair: What about this morning then? When আপনি glanced at the call sheet, did আপনি see my name on it? When I wasn't in hair and make-up, didn't that seem strange? When the dressing room only had your name on it, what, did আপনি think they just forgot?
Blair: Because আপনি take everything from me! Nate, my mom!
Serena: Blair!
Blair: আপনি can't even help it. It's who আপনি are. I just thought that maybe this time it would be different. I should have known I'd be wrong
Blair: Who dare interrupt the অগ্রদূত Der Woodsen as she teaches?!
Blair: Sorry, the number আপনি dialed is no longer is service.
Serena: Stop it, who is it?
Blair: I'm doing আপনি a favor.
Dan: Look I can hear you. Can I just please talk to Serena?
Blair: Apparently আপনি can, cabbage patch
Blair: Maybe we should crash the shoot, anyway. See who they replaced me with. Make fun of that skinny b!tch.
Blair: আপনি haven't done this since I was little.
Eleanor: আপনি haven't been in বিছানা দ্বারা ten since আপনি were little
5. Dare Devil
Blair: I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if আপনি refuse to come, I'm gonna need to find a replacement... girls, the waiting list?
Blair: That's nice, Little Humphrey. But, um, that's not how we play
Blair: Okay, I have a problem. I have a big problem! It starts with a capital RX.
Nurse: What drugs have আপনি been taking?
Blair: Caffiene, Nicotine, Cadimine, Disprine, LSD, Driazapam, Flurazepam. All the pams really, I don't discriminate.
Blair: Martini.
Jenny: Oh, no thanks, I don't like Vodka.
Blair: Well thats great, because this is gin, as it should be
6. The Handmaiden's Tale
Blair: After everything that's happened - or, hasn't happened - I wanna make it special.
Blair: All I wanted was for us to start over. And আপনি didn't even try.
Blair: Is that a bong, mother? I didn't take আপনি for a stoner.
7. Victor Victrola
Blair: I don't want to talk about it. I just want to escape. That's what this place is for, right?
Blair: Yeah, let's talk about that masked ball. Let's talk about how I was waiting for আপনি to find me so that we can finally be together, আপনি were confessing your feelings and স্নেহ চুম্বন Serena. I thought I was doing everything right.
Blair: Do আপনি প্রণয় me?... আপনি should deal with your father. He needs you. আপনি know what? I don't.
Blair: Game recognizes game, Little J. But আপনি have to প্রদর্শনী আরো respect. This is the last time I'll help you. পরবর্তি time আপনি ক্রুশ me, I won't be as forgiving.
Blair: So, I heard on Gossip Girl that আপনি were having sex with Dan out here...in streaming video.
Serena: Oh, God. Kati and Is filmed us?
Blair: Well, it's not very high school musical scandalous. And no, they haven't streamed it...yet. But, I heard it was aggressive.
Blair: Well, it does have franchise potential. Chuck Bass, I do believe that all your years of underage boozing and womanizing have finally paid off. Truly, I am proud.
8. Seventeen Candles
Blair: Thank you, Father. That was very good advice.... আপনি don't grant birthday wishes, do you?
Priest: I'm a priest, not a genie.
Blair: Well, the পরবর্তি time আপনি talk to Him, could আপনি ask Him to send my boyfriend back to me?
Blair: After being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly 20 minutes, I succumbed to inebriation, performed at a speakeasy, and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass. The only good news is that he's a total pig who'll act like it never happened, thank God.
Blair: Losing my virginity to Chuck Bass? None of my বন্ধু will ever understand. I'm ready for my punishment. Whatever আপনি and God think is fair. Flogging, fasting, অথবা putting that thing with the teeth around my thigh like Silas.
Blair: Go away, Chuck! I've been প্রদত্ত orders, practically from God himself, to avoid you.
Blair: No one knows that Nate and I broke up, and it's going to stay that way until I can fix this. And I don't think you're best friend would still be আপনি best friend is he knew...
Blair: Well, erase the tape! Because as far as I'm concerned, it never happened.
Blair: You're officially uninvited.
Blair: Exactly my point. But even if she wasn't, when আপনি get a boyfriend, আপনি become the best friend and the best friend becomes the সেকেন্ড best friend. That's just how it has to be, if it's ever going to work.
Blair: These প্রজাপতি have got to be murdered.
9. Blair Waldorf Must Pie!
Blair: I don't know what I was thinking. I mean, sleeping with him once, maybe I could understand. But twice?
Blair: Oh, so Nate gets a free pass and I'm the slut?
Serena: Tell me আপনি didn't sleep with Chuck for revenge.
Blair: Well, it wasn't because I liked his natural musk. And, besides, nothing hurts আরো than sleeping with the best friend. Right, S?
Blair: Your mom is freaking out, so my is freaking out.
Blair: If আপনি think about it, it makes total sense that your mom was a groupie. I mean, only a woman that had completely satisfied her sexual appetite in her youth would ever marry your stepdads.
10. Hi, Society
Blair: আপনি almost made a fool of me in front of the New York Times. Which proves my very point; আপনি can't be trusted. Nate is a gentleman; he would never cause a scene.
Blair: Well, I can't be on you, remember? আপনি don't want Nate to find out and I don't want anyone to. আপনি have to learn how to behave yourself first.
Blair: Nate, after what আপনি pulled on my birthday, the only thing we should be doing together is moving on.
11. Roman Holiday
Blair: I think আপনি like Dan a little too much. But I should let আপনি know, someone's watching. Merry Christmas!
Blair: Well, Roman, আপনি are in for a treat because, the Waldorf বড়দিন is like no other.
Blair: There's no room in your life for me anymore.
Blair: I don't know. A single entrain a mid-price restaurant? Three-quarters of a DVD box set? Maybe a pair of Wilfrid stockings?
Blair: I don't know, why don't আপনি buy him a স্বর্ণ money for $49.99. He won't know the difference.
Blair: Chuck! আপনি are not answering my calls. To torture me, I am sure. But, please! For the প্রণয় of God, do not tell anybody about us. Okay? Please? Please.
Blair: Well, I'm sorry, mother. It's just not the same. I don't understand how that French শিয়াল গাউন my father and your husband, and always seems to come off like an innocent lamb.
Blair: Roman doesn't even know how to ice skate. Can't আপনি escort him out of the park on the way to your meeting? Maybe drop him off a nail salon...
Blair: Why don't আপনি just buy a new outfit for Cedric and call it a day?
12. School Lies
Blair: আপনি have no idea who you're dealing with.
Blair: I'll just tell him your lying. And আপনি do আপনি think he'll believe? আপনি who bangs anything in his field of vision. অথবা me, his pure and honest girlfriend of many years.
Blair: Enough with the blackmail, aren't আপনি bored already? I can't avoid Nate forever.
Blair: Isn't there someone else আপনি can torture?
Blair: I'm innocent. Well, except for a crime of passion. I did something stupid with someone and even worse than doing that stupid thing I did the same stupid thing with someone else and pretended I'd never done that stupid thing before. আপনি look confused... should I walk আপনি through it?
Blair: আপনি are so naive. Michael Moore over there is obviously just using this film to get close to Dan.
13. A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate
Blair: I'm not pregnant. I command myself to not be pregnant.
Blair: I'm very stressed. And with আপনি and Serena down my throat I can hardly see straight, never mind keep খাবার down.
Blair: Maybe I am a total bitch. Ever think about that?
Blair: I'm not pregnant. So goodbye mistake, so far in my past I can hardly remember it.
Blair: If আপনি go with them, I'll ruin you.
14. The Blair দুশ্চরিত্রা Project
Blair: Lady Godiva, my only friend.
Blair: But your hair looks disgusting. Did আপনি even ঝরনা today?
Blair: ধান Krispie treats?
Blair: Brooklyn... I think that's in New York.
15. Desperately Seeking Serena
Blair: And have আপনি seen Nelly Yuki's extracurriculars? I should kick her well-rounded ass.
Serena: Why do আপনি keep saying her name?
Blair: Because it's Nelly Yuki!
Blair: Ew gross! Incoming, Chuck.
16. All About My Brother
Blair: All that matters to someone like Jenny right now are the 4 Gs, Guys, Girlfriends and Gossip Girl.
Blair: Right know Gossip Girl's credibility is like Tinsley Mortimer's after a few martinis.
Blair: It's your brotherly duty to keep her from becoming the পরবর্তি Katie Holmes.
Blair: What are আপনি talking about? You're starting to scare me. Hey, hey, hey. We're sisters. You're my family. What is you, is me. There's nothing আপনি could ever say to make me let go. I প্রণয় you. What is it?
Blair: My, my. If it isn't Little J, risen from the ashes?
Blair: I tried to warn you. There's a price to pay. I always knew a girl like আপনি couldn't afford it.
17. Woman On the Verge
Blair: We've seen আপনি with vomit in your hair, making out with investment bankers in the men's room at PJ Clark's. আপনি don't have to hide anything from us.
Blair: Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
Blair: আপনি can tell us anything. We don't judge. We're the non-judging Breakfast club. We're your best friends. Anything আপনি do is something we did too.
Blair: Uh, I'm a big অনুরাগী of ইংল্যাণ্ডের লিংকনে তৈরি একধরনের ঝলমলে সবুজ রঙের কাপড় Hawk?
18. Much I Do About Nothing
Blair: How? It's not like আপনি every do anything athletic.
Chuck: Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?
Blair: Fine, nothing that involves removing your scarf.
Blair: Break a leg.
Chuck: I think I just did.
Blair: Ugh! They say when আপনি hate something, আপনি should slam the door in its face.
Blair: Haven't আপনি heard? I'm the crazy দুশ্চরিত্রা around here.
Blair: Don't worry, I can be a দুশ্চরিত্রা enough for both of us.
Blair: Oh, you're not alone Georgina. I'm here now. And I brought some people who really really want to see you. I think আপনি remember your parents.
Blair: Chuck খাদ is a romantic, who knew?
Chuck: আপনি don't belong to Nate. Never have, never will.
Blair: আপনি never belong to anyone.
Blair: No one ever enjoys their first time.
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Sorry, that it's so long, but Blair has a lot of awsome lines :]
Serena: So, when's the party?
Blair: Saturday... and you're kinda not invited. Since, until 12 hours ago, we all thought আপনি were at boarding school. And Jenny used up all the invites.
Blair: We should get going, unless আপনি want us to wait for you. Looks like আপনি got a lot of yogurt left.
Blair: Great. So, my dad left her for another man. She হারিয়ে গেছে 15 pounds, got an eye lift. It's been good for her.
Serena: I প্রণয় you, B.
Blair: I প্রণয় you, too, S.
Blair: She better not প্রদর্শনী her face again.
Chuck: I'm actually hoping she will.
2. The Wild ব্রাঞ্চ
Blair: I wonder if Nate remembered brunch. It would be so wrong to প্রদর্শনী up without my boyfriend, who I love. And who loves me.
Serena: I'm really trying to make an effort here. I thought everything was good between us.
Blair: It was. Before I found out আপনি had sex with my boyfriend.
Blair: আপনি know, I always knew আপনি were a whore. But I never knew আপনি were a liar.
Blair: If আপনি wanna be part of this world, Jenny, people will talk. Eventually. আপনি gotta decide if all this is worth it.
Blair: What are আপনি doing right now? How about me?
Blair: It wasn't a quickie. Sex is actually a big deal to some of us.
3. Poison Ivy
Blair: Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut.
Blair: My father left my mother for a 31-year-old model. A male model.
4. Bad News Blair
Blair: Why am I mad? আপনি mean, why aren't I furious?! I can't believe for one সেকেন্ড I thought that it would be different this time.
Blair: What about this morning then? When আপনি glanced at the call sheet, did আপনি see my name on it? When I wasn't in hair and make-up, didn't that seem strange? When the dressing room only had your name on it, what, did আপনি think they just forgot?
Blair: Because আপনি take everything from me! Nate, my mom!
Serena: Blair!
Blair: আপনি can't even help it. It's who আপনি are. I just thought that maybe this time it would be different. I should have known I'd be wrong
Blair: Who dare interrupt the অগ্রদূত Der Woodsen as she teaches?!
Blair: Sorry, the number আপনি dialed is no longer is service.
Serena: Stop it, who is it?
Blair: I'm doing আপনি a favor.
Dan: Look I can hear you. Can I just please talk to Serena?
Blair: Apparently আপনি can, cabbage patch
Blair: Maybe we should crash the shoot, anyway. See who they replaced me with. Make fun of that skinny b!tch.
Blair: আপনি haven't done this since I was little.
Eleanor: আপনি haven't been in বিছানা দ্বারা ten since আপনি were little
5. Dare Devil
Blair: I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if আপনি refuse to come, I'm gonna need to find a replacement... girls, the waiting list?
Blair: That's nice, Little Humphrey. But, um, that's not how we play
Blair: Okay, I have a problem. I have a big problem! It starts with a capital RX.
Nurse: What drugs have আপনি been taking?
Blair: Caffiene, Nicotine, Cadimine, Disprine, LSD, Driazapam, Flurazepam. All the pams really, I don't discriminate.
Blair: Martini.
Jenny: Oh, no thanks, I don't like Vodka.
Blair: Well thats great, because this is gin, as it should be
6. The Handmaiden's Tale
Blair: After everything that's happened - or, hasn't happened - I wanna make it special.
Blair: All I wanted was for us to start over. And আপনি didn't even try.
Blair: Is that a bong, mother? I didn't take আপনি for a stoner.
7. Victor Victrola
Blair: I don't want to talk about it. I just want to escape. That's what this place is for, right?
Blair: Yeah, let's talk about that masked ball. Let's talk about how I was waiting for আপনি to find me so that we can finally be together, আপনি were confessing your feelings and স্নেহ চুম্বন Serena. I thought I was doing everything right.
Blair: Do আপনি প্রণয় me?... আপনি should deal with your father. He needs you. আপনি know what? I don't.
Blair: Game recognizes game, Little J. But আপনি have to প্রদর্শনী আরো respect. This is the last time I'll help you. পরবর্তি time আপনি ক্রুশ me, I won't be as forgiving.
Blair: So, I heard on Gossip Girl that আপনি were having sex with Dan out here...in streaming video.
Serena: Oh, God. Kati and Is filmed us?
Blair: Well, it's not very high school musical scandalous. And no, they haven't streamed it...yet. But, I heard it was aggressive.
Blair: Well, it does have franchise potential. Chuck Bass, I do believe that all your years of underage boozing and womanizing have finally paid off. Truly, I am proud.
8. Seventeen Candles
Blair: Thank you, Father. That was very good advice.... আপনি don't grant birthday wishes, do you?
Priest: I'm a priest, not a genie.
Blair: Well, the পরবর্তি time আপনি talk to Him, could আপনি ask Him to send my boyfriend back to me?
Blair: After being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly 20 minutes, I succumbed to inebriation, performed at a speakeasy, and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass. The only good news is that he's a total pig who'll act like it never happened, thank God.
Blair: Losing my virginity to Chuck Bass? None of my বন্ধু will ever understand. I'm ready for my punishment. Whatever আপনি and God think is fair. Flogging, fasting, অথবা putting that thing with the teeth around my thigh like Silas.
Blair: Go away, Chuck! I've been প্রদত্ত orders, practically from God himself, to avoid you.
Blair: No one knows that Nate and I broke up, and it's going to stay that way until I can fix this. And I don't think you're best friend would still be আপনি best friend is he knew...
Blair: Well, erase the tape! Because as far as I'm concerned, it never happened.
Blair: You're officially uninvited.
Blair: Exactly my point. But even if she wasn't, when আপনি get a boyfriend, আপনি become the best friend and the best friend becomes the সেকেন্ড best friend. That's just how it has to be, if it's ever going to work.
Blair: These প্রজাপতি have got to be murdered.
9. Blair Waldorf Must Pie!
Blair: I don't know what I was thinking. I mean, sleeping with him once, maybe I could understand. But twice?
Blair: Oh, so Nate gets a free pass and I'm the slut?
Serena: Tell me আপনি didn't sleep with Chuck for revenge.
Blair: Well, it wasn't because I liked his natural musk. And, besides, nothing hurts আরো than sleeping with the best friend. Right, S?
Blair: Your mom is freaking out, so my is freaking out.
Blair: If আপনি think about it, it makes total sense that your mom was a groupie. I mean, only a woman that had completely satisfied her sexual appetite in her youth would ever marry your stepdads.
10. Hi, Society
Blair: আপনি almost made a fool of me in front of the New York Times. Which proves my very point; আপনি can't be trusted. Nate is a gentleman; he would never cause a scene.
Blair: Well, I can't be on you, remember? আপনি don't want Nate to find out and I don't want anyone to. আপনি have to learn how to behave yourself first.
Blair: Nate, after what আপনি pulled on my birthday, the only thing we should be doing together is moving on.
11. Roman Holiday
Blair: I think আপনি like Dan a little too much. But I should let আপনি know, someone's watching. Merry Christmas!
Blair: Well, Roman, আপনি are in for a treat because, the Waldorf বড়দিন is like no other.
Blair: There's no room in your life for me anymore.
Blair: I don't know. A single entrain a mid-price restaurant? Three-quarters of a DVD box set? Maybe a pair of Wilfrid stockings?
Blair: I don't know, why don't আপনি buy him a স্বর্ণ money for $49.99. He won't know the difference.
Blair: Chuck! আপনি are not answering my calls. To torture me, I am sure. But, please! For the প্রণয় of God, do not tell anybody about us. Okay? Please? Please.
Blair: Well, I'm sorry, mother. It's just not the same. I don't understand how that French শিয়াল গাউন my father and your husband, and always seems to come off like an innocent lamb.
Blair: Roman doesn't even know how to ice skate. Can't আপনি escort him out of the park on the way to your meeting? Maybe drop him off a nail salon...
Blair: Why don't আপনি just buy a new outfit for Cedric and call it a day?
12. School Lies
Blair: আপনি have no idea who you're dealing with.
Blair: I'll just tell him your lying. And আপনি do আপনি think he'll believe? আপনি who bangs anything in his field of vision. অথবা me, his pure and honest girlfriend of many years.
Blair: Enough with the blackmail, aren't আপনি bored already? I can't avoid Nate forever.
Blair: Isn't there someone else আপনি can torture?
Blair: I'm innocent. Well, except for a crime of passion. I did something stupid with someone and even worse than doing that stupid thing I did the same stupid thing with someone else and pretended I'd never done that stupid thing before. আপনি look confused... should I walk আপনি through it?
Blair: আপনি are so naive. Michael Moore over there is obviously just using this film to get close to Dan.
13. A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate
Blair: I'm not pregnant. I command myself to not be pregnant.
Blair: I'm very stressed. And with আপনি and Serena down my throat I can hardly see straight, never mind keep খাবার down.
Blair: Maybe I am a total bitch. Ever think about that?
Blair: I'm not pregnant. So goodbye mistake, so far in my past I can hardly remember it.
Blair: If আপনি go with them, I'll ruin you.
14. The Blair দুশ্চরিত্রা Project
Blair: Lady Godiva, my only friend.
Blair: But your hair looks disgusting. Did আপনি even ঝরনা today?
Blair: ধান Krispie treats?
Blair: Brooklyn... I think that's in New York.
15. Desperately Seeking Serena
Blair: And have আপনি seen Nelly Yuki's extracurriculars? I should kick her well-rounded ass.
Serena: Why do আপনি keep saying her name?
Blair: Because it's Nelly Yuki!
Blair: Ew gross! Incoming, Chuck.
16. All About My Brother
Blair: All that matters to someone like Jenny right now are the 4 Gs, Guys, Girlfriends and Gossip Girl.
Blair: Right know Gossip Girl's credibility is like Tinsley Mortimer's after a few martinis.
Blair: It's your brotherly duty to keep her from becoming the পরবর্তি Katie Holmes.
Blair: What are আপনি talking about? You're starting to scare me. Hey, hey, hey. We're sisters. You're my family. What is you, is me. There's nothing আপনি could ever say to make me let go. I প্রণয় you. What is it?
Blair: My, my. If it isn't Little J, risen from the ashes?
Blair: I tried to warn you. There's a price to pay. I always knew a girl like আপনি couldn't afford it.
17. Woman On the Verge
Blair: We've seen আপনি with vomit in your hair, making out with investment bankers in the men's room at PJ Clark's. আপনি don't have to hide anything from us.
Blair: Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
Blair: আপনি can tell us anything. We don't judge. We're the non-judging Breakfast club. We're your best friends. Anything আপনি do is something we did too.
Blair: Uh, I'm a big অনুরাগী of ইংল্যাণ্ডের লিংকনে তৈরি একধরনের ঝলমলে সবুজ রঙের কাপড় Hawk?
18. Much I Do About Nothing
Blair: How? It's not like আপনি every do anything athletic.
Chuck: Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?
Blair: Fine, nothing that involves removing your scarf.
Blair: Break a leg.
Chuck: I think I just did.
Blair: Ugh! They say when আপনি hate something, আপনি should slam the door in its face.
Blair: Haven't আপনি heard? I'm the crazy দুশ্চরিত্রা around here.
Blair: Don't worry, I can be a দুশ্চরিত্রা enough for both of us.
Blair: Oh, you're not alone Georgina. I'm here now. And I brought some people who really really want to see you. I think আপনি remember your parents.
Blair: Chuck খাদ is a romantic, who knew?
Chuck: আপনি don't belong to Nate. Never have, never will.
Blair: আপনি never belong to anyone.
Blair: No one ever enjoys their first time.
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Sorry, that it's so long, but Blair has a lot of awsome lines :]