Ichigo Final Getsuga Tensho vs Aizen

we got to the soul society and saw a figure all in black.
"HEY!" princess sora yelld.
the figure took off running and we ran after him.
"is that who framed me?" i asked.
"yes it is and were gonna capture him and prove আপনি innocent!" she yelled.
we chased him to a dead end.he turned but a shadow coverd his face so we couldnt see.
"i know আপনি framed amezuki-chan!its time for আপনি to come clean! tell us who আপনি are!" sora-san demanded.
he steped out and we both gasped.
"yes your right,i did frame her...it was the perfect cover.".
"AIZEN!!!!".
He smiled and kneeld down.
"go ahead,capture me i have no further business here." he said.
we walkd over to him and did as he said.
"Amezuki,do আপনি realize what this means?your really innocent!",she cried
"i though আপনি had no doubt i was innocent..."i said.
"uhhhhhh...lets go!!!"
and we left for the captins meeting going on

again, im not trying to make fun of bleach but heres another one of my funny storys

rukia just explained to ichigo about hollows and the soul society. now shes giving her powers to him

ichigo:hurry up and give me the sword little girl
rukia:for আপনি information this little girl has a name,and my name is rukia kuchiki.
ichigo:ya,ya,ya just stab me and give me the powers because the hollow is coming

then rukia stabs ichigo and all her powers go to him.

rukia:dang it! আপনি took all my powers আপনি were only supposed to take some now im useless. now i need soul reaper powers!
ichigo:well sorry, its not my fault

rukia: please donate your soul reaper powers to rukia kuchiki. and if আপনি are helpful and kind please go online and type www.give me your soul reaper powers অথবা else i'll kill you.com please think about the children.

ichigo:rukia who are আপনি talking to?
rukia:the audience আপনি dumbo i need powers