বই can be used for many things, not just for reading. In fact, I have created a তালিকা for the many uses of books.

1. Cut the guts to make your own hiding place for your stash of chocolate.

2. Chuck it at things, like your বন্ধু অথবা a river. Perhaps আপনি can throw it at the premier screening of the new Twilight production at your local cinema, right at the projector. With either a Twilight book আপনি গাউন from the twelve year-old fangirl পরবর্তি to আপনি অথবা your own copy of Harry Potter that আপনি had a better version of anyway. Either অথবা is perfectly fine.

3. Your Trigonometry textbook is great for the use of a hat! Confuse all the people at your family reunion of your sweet sanity, which may have disappeared along with your dignity দ্বারা actually buying a ticket to go see Twilight opening night, অথবা did আপনি sneak in? আপনি cheeky monkey.

4. Make people think you're intellectual দ্বারা holding one to your face.

5. Build your own fort with your secret collection of Maximum Ride

Don't yourself to reading, my friend! বই have oh so many uses! If আপনি have any more, post them in the মতামত below.