With all the LP happiness I could NOT resist লেখা something for brucas.
I'm sorry.
Its my weakness.
Oh and if আপনি couldnt tell this isn't supposed to be serious.
Its just a joke to keep my ব্রুকাস্ spirits up :)
And let the games begin xD
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"Ummm Lucas where the অর্থহীন did আপনি put my bag?"
"On the table, dearest".
Peyton strolled down the hall to retrieve her bag.
She was going to Hells R Us to purchase new toys for her mutant spawn.
Did I mention that the baby is supposed to a demon?
Woops.
Thats pretty important.
Well anyways, while the baby kicks and kicks at poor Peyton's tummy, Peyton becomes impatient while searching for her purse.
"Dang monkeys, Lucas! I can't fudging find it!"
"Have আপনি checked the counter, my hunny love?"
Peyton let out a deep sigh.
"No."
Meanwhile, while peyton searches for her bag, Lucas gets an unexpected call from Jake Jagelski.
"Well HOOOOWWWDDYY Jake! Hows little Jenny?"
"Look, homes. While I was away I became increasingly depressed with the loss of Peyton so I became a gangster. I own a huge gun and I will shoot Brooke, who I now have hostage, multiple times in the face if আপনি do not bring me peyton."
"Well thats might dissapointin', Jakey boy. I প্রণয় my brookey but Peyton is carryin my babbyy and we can't break up while she is pregnant!"
"Don't Worry. I'm also a psychic. Peyton will have a miscarriage in about five minutes."
"Well I reckon thats some pretty bad news, right there, ya hear??"
No response.
Lucas hung up the phoone.
"Hey Peyton my lovey dove, I got some purty টক news. Your gonna lose the baby in about five মিনিট and then I'm shippin আপনি off to Jakey."
"Well অর্থহীন monkeys! I was looking অগ্রবর্তী to being a mama!"
"No worries, P. Sawyer. আপনি can have many শিশুরা with Jake."
"Well he is hotter then you. And I actually প্রণয় him. So this could work out."
"That sounds mighty fine my huny ex love. Have fun with Jake!"
"I will Luke. Have fun with Brooke!"
"It wont be too hard. We are in love. দ্বারা the way, I have been secretly dating her behind your back for the past four months. Sorry."
"No problem!"
THE END.
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Wow.
That was hideously random.
But I was bored.
So yeah.
I will probably মোছা this after it gets rated one star... হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ XD
I'm sorry.
Its my weakness.
Oh and if আপনি couldnt tell this isn't supposed to be serious.
Its just a joke to keep my ব্রুকাস্ spirits up :)
And let the games begin xD
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"Ummm Lucas where the অর্থহীন did আপনি put my bag?"
"On the table, dearest".
Peyton strolled down the hall to retrieve her bag.
She was going to Hells R Us to purchase new toys for her mutant spawn.
Did I mention that the baby is supposed to a demon?
Woops.
Thats pretty important.
Well anyways, while the baby kicks and kicks at poor Peyton's tummy, Peyton becomes impatient while searching for her purse.
"Dang monkeys, Lucas! I can't fudging find it!"
"Have আপনি checked the counter, my hunny love?"
Peyton let out a deep sigh.
"No."
Meanwhile, while peyton searches for her bag, Lucas gets an unexpected call from Jake Jagelski.
"Well HOOOOWWWDDYY Jake! Hows little Jenny?"
"Look, homes. While I was away I became increasingly depressed with the loss of Peyton so I became a gangster. I own a huge gun and I will shoot Brooke, who I now have hostage, multiple times in the face if আপনি do not bring me peyton."
"Well thats might dissapointin', Jakey boy. I প্রণয় my brookey but Peyton is carryin my babbyy and we can't break up while she is pregnant!"
"Don't Worry. I'm also a psychic. Peyton will have a miscarriage in about five minutes."
"Well I reckon thats some pretty bad news, right there, ya hear??"
No response.
Lucas hung up the phoone.
"Hey Peyton my lovey dove, I got some purty টক news. Your gonna lose the baby in about five মিনিট and then I'm shippin আপনি off to Jakey."
"Well অর্থহীন monkeys! I was looking অগ্রবর্তী to being a mama!"
"No worries, P. Sawyer. আপনি can have many শিশুরা with Jake."
"Well he is hotter then you. And I actually প্রণয় him. So this could work out."
"That sounds mighty fine my huny ex love. Have fun with Jake!"
"I will Luke. Have fun with Brooke!"
"It wont be too hard. We are in love. দ্বারা the way, I have been secretly dating her behind your back for the past four months. Sorry."
"No problem!"
THE END.
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Wow.
That was hideously random.
But I was bored.
So yeah.
I will probably মোছা this after it gets rated one star... হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ XD